NationStates Jolt Archive


Who wants war

17-09-2003, 02:16
I want to go to war with who ever thinks they can take me :evil: :twisted:
Tersanctus
17-09-2003, 02:18
OOC: ...ohhh god. Why? Why? Bro, before you make yourself tagged as a n00b (a bad thing) please, please read the "What Godmoddingis" sticky is a the top of the International Incidents page, PLEASE!
Aequatio
17-09-2003, 02:19
I'll play war with you... but just remember, I play to win.
17-09-2003, 02:21
Sure i'll fight you but only if when i win i get your nation.
17-09-2003, 02:21
VERY bad idea...you'll get trampled underfoot in no time.

For the love of all that's good and decent in the world, read some of the stickies first.
Crookfur
17-09-2003, 02:21
If you truely wish to see the error of your ways i'll send a couple of naval battlegroups and couple of divisions to engage in war games but if you bugger us about...
well lets just say that there isn't a hole deep enough to protect you.
Crimmond
17-09-2003, 02:27
*evil grin* Like taking candy from a baby...

*resists urge to invade* It stains my rep to invade for OOC reasons(that you OOCly asked).
17-09-2003, 02:29
OOC: I shall destroy you whithout any mercy.

IC: General Derrik Von Olhoffen, shall I give the order to destroy?

Sir, yes you may, launch the "Giga"

Sir! not the 1 Gigaton Stealth Missile!

Yes! launch it now!

Yes Sir!

Lauch Initiated............

Missile to arrive in exectly 5 munites..........


OOC: Okay, now tell me your damages.
The Gulf States
17-09-2003, 02:41
Back in TGS Military Headquarters

Official A: Some small country wants to get a nuclear bombing.

Official B: Oh?

Official A: Well, they got an open war challenge. They're entire military is roughly the size of Townsville. (FYI: about 200,000)

Official B: Oh hell, we can send in 10 elves and they'd surrender.

Official A: Want to do it then?

Official B: Nah. Just send in 10 unarmed squirrels with the mini-cams.
17-09-2003, 02:49
psssst, I already got him.
17-09-2003, 02:50
if my infantry was unarmed i could still destroy him lol
17-09-2003, 02:52
*sends a dancing midget into the country, then declares victory*
17-09-2003, 02:53
psssst, I already got him.
I see our good friend TROUSRS didnt leave yet. Or is this Geforce?



Hello, TROUSRS!
Crimmond
17-09-2003, 02:53
if my infantry was unarmed i could still destroy him lolRichard Simmons could destroy them...
Soviet Democracy
17-09-2003, 02:54
http://www.geocities.com/comrade_19@sbcglobal.net/zebra4.txt
17-09-2003, 02:55
psssst, I already got him.
I see our good friend TROUSRS didnt leave yet. Or is this Geforce?



Hello, TROUSRS!

thats crimson blades