Bonstock
17-09-2003, 01:53
Bonstocknian High Command
Port Yuko, Bonstock
4:00 AM
"I'm sure you all think it is rather early in the morning, gentlemen," said Andrew Burns, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, "But we have important matters to talk about. A new communist alliance has formed, threatening our interests severely. Bonstocknian forces are currently in Greece, staging for a war with Communist Poland in Ukraine. But we seek a better solution to liberate Russia from communism, thereby breaking the communist back."
Navy Chief of Staff Joseph Petty responded "We could brainwash Putin, or assasinate him. That would help."
"Assasinating Putin does no good. He is to popular, and it would really make people angry. Besides, we tried that already, and got the communist leader. But brainwashing... get some Psyops guys on that, see what they can do. In fact, I know someone right here who can help." He turned to an aide. "Get me General Robertson."
"Yes sir," said the aide.
A few moments later, a tall, strongly build Scandinavian man walked into the room wiht the aide. He said "General Burns, what is it that you need?"
"We need to find a way to brainwash Vladimir Putin into stopping communism he created."
"Well, I'll try, but I also convey a message from Brigadier General Pluskat. He has always advocated arctic operations, and has said something to me about invading Russia across the arctic. Keep that in mind for future refrence, however stupid it is."
The Joint Chiefs laughed. An invasion across the Arctic? Who would be stupid enough to think of that? "General," said Burns, "Please tell Pluskat taht the only reason he is not Army Chief of Staff is because of his silly ideas."
"Yes sir."
Port Yuko
Four hours later
The dull overcast hung over the cars on the main highways of the city of 15 million. The cars were stuck, thier drivers waiting in traffic, periodically bumping the people in front of them. In one of the cars was a oyung, lanky looking man, driving to his workplace. He was a government worker, a military officer. He got out of traffic, and drove up to a coffee house amongst the skyscrapers. He walked in. He looked around, and saw at a table a woman, looking good in a black business suit and sunglasses, with black hair. The man walked over to her, and said "Hey, girl. How ya doin?"
"I'm quite fine, thank you."
"So waht's your name?"
"I'm Lizzie, a worker for Bonstocknian Delivery Service. And what is your name."
Sligthly embarrassed by his German name, he replied "The name's Pluskat. General Werner Pluskat."
"You look rather young to be a general. Tell me, what do you do in the Bonstocknian Army."
"Well, I'm Bonstock's forefront cold weather strategist."
"Wait, I remember you. Weren't you the one who suggested invading nations across the arctic? Ha, where did you get that idea?"
Pluskat's face turned bright red. "How do you know this?"
She paused for a moment. "Well, my father is in the military. He knows everything at High Command. But anyway, I must go. Good luck with your, erm, 'plans.'" She left, laughing to herself. Pluskat ordered an espresso, and got ready to go to his office at High Command.
ooc: This does not mean Im trying to invade Russia. And this is secret IC. If this results in conflict from this post alone, your attacks will be ignored, as I have to go to bed now. I might be back tommarrow.
Port Yuko, Bonstock
4:00 AM
"I'm sure you all think it is rather early in the morning, gentlemen," said Andrew Burns, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, "But we have important matters to talk about. A new communist alliance has formed, threatening our interests severely. Bonstocknian forces are currently in Greece, staging for a war with Communist Poland in Ukraine. But we seek a better solution to liberate Russia from communism, thereby breaking the communist back."
Navy Chief of Staff Joseph Petty responded "We could brainwash Putin, or assasinate him. That would help."
"Assasinating Putin does no good. He is to popular, and it would really make people angry. Besides, we tried that already, and got the communist leader. But brainwashing... get some Psyops guys on that, see what they can do. In fact, I know someone right here who can help." He turned to an aide. "Get me General Robertson."
"Yes sir," said the aide.
A few moments later, a tall, strongly build Scandinavian man walked into the room wiht the aide. He said "General Burns, what is it that you need?"
"We need to find a way to brainwash Vladimir Putin into stopping communism he created."
"Well, I'll try, but I also convey a message from Brigadier General Pluskat. He has always advocated arctic operations, and has said something to me about invading Russia across the arctic. Keep that in mind for future refrence, however stupid it is."
The Joint Chiefs laughed. An invasion across the Arctic? Who would be stupid enough to think of that? "General," said Burns, "Please tell Pluskat taht the only reason he is not Army Chief of Staff is because of his silly ideas."
"Yes sir."
Port Yuko
Four hours later
The dull overcast hung over the cars on the main highways of the city of 15 million. The cars were stuck, thier drivers waiting in traffic, periodically bumping the people in front of them. In one of the cars was a oyung, lanky looking man, driving to his workplace. He was a government worker, a military officer. He got out of traffic, and drove up to a coffee house amongst the skyscrapers. He walked in. He looked around, and saw at a table a woman, looking good in a black business suit and sunglasses, with black hair. The man walked over to her, and said "Hey, girl. How ya doin?"
"I'm quite fine, thank you."
"So waht's your name?"
"I'm Lizzie, a worker for Bonstocknian Delivery Service. And what is your name."
Sligthly embarrassed by his German name, he replied "The name's Pluskat. General Werner Pluskat."
"You look rather young to be a general. Tell me, what do you do in the Bonstocknian Army."
"Well, I'm Bonstock's forefront cold weather strategist."
"Wait, I remember you. Weren't you the one who suggested invading nations across the arctic? Ha, where did you get that idea?"
Pluskat's face turned bright red. "How do you know this?"
She paused for a moment. "Well, my father is in the military. He knows everything at High Command. But anyway, I must go. Good luck with your, erm, 'plans.'" She left, laughing to herself. Pluskat ordered an espresso, and got ready to go to his office at High Command.
ooc: This does not mean Im trying to invade Russia. And this is secret IC. If this results in conflict from this post alone, your attacks will be ignored, as I have to go to bed now. I might be back tommarrow.