16-09-2003, 22:30
Sandlewood Foreign Minister: “A soldier today when on a rampage after his therapy armband malfunction and administered the wrong dose of medication. Soldiers have different “happiness” medication than normal citizens, as defined by our glorious leader General Mani. The citizens were killed at a food distribution center being guarded by the soldier at the time. The families, friends, onlookers and survivors have had the dosage changed to help them through this tragedy. The soldier has been promoted and awarded marksmanship medal for actions. This malfunction has lead to the reprogramming of all military armbands. Now they can be triggered to overdose soldiers when necessary.
General Mani has reviewed all reports and is said to currently watching the security tapes of the event for his 70th time, still unable to stop laughing. He is very pleased with what happened, and therefore, all of Sandlewood are pleased as well.
General Mani has reviewed all reports and is said to currently watching the security tapes of the event for his 70th time, still unable to stop laughing. He is very pleased with what happened, and therefore, all of Sandlewood are pleased as well.