NationStates Jolt Archive


International Real Weapons PB Tourney

16-09-2003, 21:44
Hello,

Welcome to the internation real weapons PaintBall tournament!!! We have one of our beautiful, huge weather changing beaches ready for this tournament!!! Today, it's very sunny out, but tomorrow, the fog will be rolling in!!! Any nations are welcome, as long as they run all of their equipment (including tanks, planes, guns, ect) through our very special servicing areas so we can replace all of the missiles, bullets, ect, with fake paintball mockups!!! And yes, the missiles will have propulsion, as well as the bullets.

So, join our currently sunny IRPB Tournament today, and enjoy your winnings, which will be a fabulous (Guarded, so you can't peek!) tour of our new space ship on the day of it's unveiling!!! As well as your wife/husband and 5 friends!!!

This is a last man standing tournament. The rules are the rules. If you get hit by a bullet, you're down, ect. I would suggest not entering robots in this tournament, as those paintball-bombs, as I hear, can be very shocking for them!!

Cheers,
President Kamata (Of the Kuhleamer Nation)
16-09-2003, 21:58
Ill send the 34th Demostration Brigade. They are already equipped to fire simmuniton/ paintballs but u can check them out to be safe.

Their equipment includes but is not limited to: MP-5N smgs, M-4 carbines, AR-22 heavy assualt rifles, M16 rifles w/ M203 launchers, 81 and 120mm mortars and many shoulder fired missiles. An ACM flight of 1 each F-27 FU-29K F-31X F-33B and A-4X will also be joining the games as well as 30 T-1 scorpions, 10 each of the TR-01 and TR-02 tanks and 40 M-2 bradleys The PNS "Hellbright" Will provide AH-1Z helicopter support and fire Paint Shells at the "enemy".
16-09-2003, 21:59
We will semd 30 million infantry
16-09-2003, 22:11
Wow, your whole armed forces is made up of infantry, how impressive.
16-09-2003, 22:15
actually i can have 50 million military
16-09-2003, 22:17
I send in all 100 of my Apollo Space Superiority Fighters, which you can view HERE (http://www.unidc.net/kamata/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=10). And yes, they are capable of atmospheric flight, as well as projecting shields & cancelling missiles.

For this specific mission, we will be equipping them with our soon to be released to the public Flying Falcon 9 Missile, and dual 50mm miniguns, and 4 of our ThunderHawk 1,000 bombs.

Our ASSF's are also capable of landing in our base, and reloading in under 1 minute. 50 fighters can be reloaded at the same time, using our magnetic suspension reloading system that has been "borrowed" from our SpeedStream construction area, as there is no use for it there yet.
Lunatic Retard Robots
16-09-2003, 23:09
I'll send a planet-sized ball of paper mache'. It will roll over all enemies.
16-09-2003, 23:09
This is a large island with sandy beaches. Hey... how much would that weigh anyways..?
16-09-2003, 23:14
Hey Parthenon, you're ignored. Want to defend your military's size, nope you can't cause you're ignored. Thanks for playing bye now.
Lunatic Retard Robots
16-09-2003, 23:14
This is a large island with sandy beaches. Hey... how much would that weigh anyways..?

It would weigh a lot- especially when filled with hundreds of millions of killer rabbits!

http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/scc/icsf/library/tragic/tragic_cards/killer%20rabbit.jpg
Mef
16-09-2003, 23:15
We'll send the Presidential aide who has just lost a bet. He will be armed with an actual Paintball gun, although it will be the cheapest one Wallmart can offer.
16-09-2003, 23:17
[quote="The G D I"]Hey Parthenon, you're ignored. Want to defend your military's size, nope you can't cause you're ignored. Thanks for playing bye.[/q nowuote]

hey n00b, ignorings a provilage not a right

after you have been on ns 6th months you can ignore me
so stfu
16-09-2003, 23:19
I can't heeaar you
16-09-2003, 23:27
I'll send the 1rst Infantry division. (Which fields about 24000men)
They have decent training but noone have actual battlefield experience.

Most of it is composed with general purpose infantry(small arms and explosives).
It does however have a small artillery/aa support. As well as a light-tank platoon and an anti-tank compagny.

No airforce and I am at ww2 tech level.

I'd like to thank you for this great opportunity to give our troops experience.
One last thing, all weapons can be refitted to use regular ammo right?
16-09-2003, 23:27
Whoa six months? wtf? "NationStates isn't a game meant to be played for months on end" did u guys miss that part in the begining of this website?

Anyways I will send my 21st SEAL team (Bravo) It has 15 men. They coud use the training and 10 senior rangers for a little refresher on close combat. :) Our president Alan Allenstien wishes all teams good luck :D
17-09-2003, 00:06
No. Weaponry in the tournament MUST be paintballs, or you will be fined, and kicked out of Kuhleamer.
17-09-2003, 00:08
No. Weaponry in the tournament MUST be paintballs, or you will be fined, and kicked out of Kuhleamer.

I meant AFTER the tournament :lol:
17-09-2003, 00:14
Oh, oh yes. You can refit your weapons after the tournament. The only thing I'm doing is removing ALL of the ammo from your party, and giving you replacement ammo.