International incident?
Good mornin/afternoon/evening....Ladies and or Gentlemen
I come to you today mainly because it has come to my attention that someone from some unknown *ahem* "Nation" has visited my beautiful nation. Now, normally, this "happening" means nothing. However, this person has brought with them a Fire Frog. Yes, the rare and almost extinct creature has now taken over. Since this animal in new to our nation it has no natural enemies. It eats all of our farmers crops, so much so that our farmers now are putting too much pestisides in order to try to poison the frogs, meaning, even if they dont die, the food they do collect is poison to us. The consequences are brutal. If anyone is aware of who the culprit is, and if they are in your nation. Our country will like to bring the culprit to our nation in order to be tried by our laws in out courts.
I would like to also reach out in need of help, my people are starving.
Anything you can spare will be usefull
Thank-you,
Benzy
No matter how critically overstreached our own resources are, we can always len a hand.
1 ton of meat has been dispached to your nation.
It comes as no surprise to our great nation that such a small matter as a from has thrown your nation into such dissary. Our national animal is in fact a very similar to the Fire Frog, yet we have found a simple solution. We feed them to our poor.
That way we solve two issues, the surplus of frogs and the constant wails of hunger coming from our work camps.
I would also like to point out that had your nation taken action with its military might, what you have of it, at an early stage like Friedlland does with any social, domestic or international issues that arise, this entire problem may have been avoided.
But of course you would have to increase the power of your government and police force for that, and your law enforcement officers are, from what I here, staining the streets red with their own blood.
Also, I would mention, if I were seeking a Fire Frog toting terrorist, I would look no further than the nation of The Wombat Anarchy. They have no control over themselves at all, and we recently have an altercation with them regarding illegal drugs they tried to ship across our borders.
Perhaps your intelligence agency should look into it.
First I'd like to thank on the behalf of the people of Benzy for the support from Dragonmaster Anroca. That meat will be distributed by our Red Cross as soon as we can establish a team together.
Antother Thank you goes out to Friedlland for the helpfull advice. And yes, our nation maybe small now, but keep ur eyes on us. We won't dissapoint. And thnak you for the tip, I will personally view that nation myself.
Chancellor of Foreign Affairs of the Nation of Benzy
D. Betins
imported_DOBERMANN
16-09-2003, 23:20
Our nation had a similar problem long ago, and although they are cute little creatures our Then dictator ordered the extermination of them.
We were under a Total Dictatorship at the time but now our people are free.
However we did (which is no easy task, under a dictorship) manage to solve the problem.
Our people, once our Govt was free of the Dictatorship, simply told us that the easiest way to keep the Fire frog population to acceptable levels was to release and increase the population of our much adored and loved Giant DobermannPincher.
They will soon solve your problem.
We could ship you a couple of hundred of them if you wish,
They are totally harmless to humans (except in the mating season when nothing is safe :o )
Information Secretary
Sabre
Ministary of Information
Republic of Dobermann
maybe those will work, if not we can always have a new species for our zoo's!
thank you on behalf of the people of Benzy
Chancellor of Foreign affairs
D. Betins
A very interesting situation. Fire Frogs are well known to lurk in our desert oases and caves but their population is well under control. They are even served as a delicacy in our restaurants. We suggest eating them while introducing their natural predator, the spike-headed lizard.
Bob the 3ed
17-09-2003, 03:16
i open my land to you. you may came and go. but all you may take is food.
Isla de Penguinata
17-09-2003, 03:30
The government of Isla de Penguinata is saddened by this news. We feel that no Fire Frog shall ever stick it's fiery tongue out again! It is most unfortunate that such hapless amphibians have caused so much destruction. It is a wonder how any human could not simply shoot the little bastards..
[change in position]This is ridiculed by us. Fire frogs?! For God's sakes, a fat cow burning in flames is more realistic![/change in position]
The Resi Corporation
17-09-2003, 03:30
We offer to you the ability to purchase one of our Cornucopic Vats for $1 billion. This structure generates an unlimited supply of a tastless porrage-like substance that contains 100% of daily required vitamins and minerals.
How does this sound?
Communist Likon
17-09-2003, 07:42
This was no doubt a Capitalist plot to throw your economy into dsarray and to take over your country. Communist Likon pledges food and economic supplies on the condition you keep any Capitalists from further interfering with your nation!
even comies reach these far lands...amazing really :lol:
i have a question for you...
are they literaly burning? if yes, douse them with water them export them as normal frogs...really needed by universities...if no them make a steak them serve hot and crispy.... :lol:
if they still propagate then i'll give you a biochem weapon of ours (with a price of course) the PISS crap...really exterminate with extreme prejudice to anyone who came in contact with it...so, do you agree? :wink:
for the problem of the fire frogs I can offer you some assistance.
Our Lapse National Zoo has recently over the last few years hatched 1000 surplus eggs off our famous Blue Lapse Python.
We also have 2000 eggs and 100 breeding pairs we could send to you.
These wil all be provided free of charge but we cannot ship them to your nation for free
I'm sorry to tell you, those offering us weapons and food machines, our countrys economy is at a drastic low, we cannot spare anything.
In fact most of our government work now is being done by volunteers.
I'd also like to send out a thnak you to those volunteers! Thank you for keeping benzy running! *hurrah*
*ahem* And so, The Fire Frog problem is being delt by dragons as of now. If that does not work at all, then i shall call upon those weapons and food machines
Thank you
Cahncellor of Economy & Trade
P. Turgot
On behalf of President Mercedes
Of the Democratic Republic of Benzy