16-09-2003, 18:53
When the time comes to ask the question: "Who has the most guns?," what will you say? Will you say, "Please plunder my land, burn my towns and rape our wives"? Lets hope not! But, in this ever changing world of international politics, where the kommie-pinkos are right around the corner, and those damn religious fundimentalists are clammoring away, can you ever really have enough guns? The answer is no. And the next logical question is: "Where can I find high quality killing tools that are priced to move?" Well, my friends and neighbors, the answer to all your questions is here. The commonwealth of ANSWA has many fine weapons for you to choose from. Take a look-see at our selection of arms:
M-14: This beute chambers the 7.62 round. In service since that cluster-f*uck in Viet-Nam, and with damn good reason. Semi-auto and full automatic, holds 20 rounds and has rails for placing a scope to get those long range kills. MSRP- $650.00 ea.
M-16A2: Ah, the M-16. One of the most fear inducing weapons ever to spray bullets down-range. Semi-auto and burst, this weapon slings 5.76 rounds accurately into the center mass of who ever you aim it at.
MSRP- $800.00ea.
*Trick out your M-16 with these neet-o M-203 grenade launchers. 40mm grenade launchers can fire a multitude of frags, including: HE, anti-personal, and illumination flare rounds. MSRP- $150.00 ea.
Combo-deal #1: Buy M-16 or M-4 w/ M-203 and save $50!!
M-4: Like its big brother the M-16 but shorter and lighter. Great for your personel who already are carrying a heavy load. Same 5.76 round, same 30rd. clip as the M-16 but a little easier on the sholders. MSRP- $700.00
AK-47: One of our buyers found these low-cost, beautiful weapons stashed in a cave while hiking in the sunny hills of Afghanistan. Priced to move, these weapons fire the 7.62 round and come with its magazines taped for a quick reload. What a steal! MSRP- $350.00 (shows some wear and tear, but hey, that adds character)
AKS-74: The little sister to the AK-47. This baby come in your choice of Solid wood stock, folding steel stock, or even no stock at all! Fires 5.76 rounds a little bit more accurate that its sibling. MSRP- $400.00
IMI Uzi: What a great piece of weaponary. Perfect for those tight spaces such as the inside of a tank and even better for hiding under a civilian coat. 2 sizes to pick from: Standard with a folding stock, and Para-Mini which is no bigger than a large hand gun. 9mm, single, burst and auto.
MSRP- Priced to move at $350.00
Browning M-2: Ahh, the Ma Duce... .50 caliber machine gun, chain fed, air cooled. Comes with universal mounting kit for instilation on to vehicles.
MSRP- $900.00
M-60E3: Perfect for your soldier on the go, this baby packs the 7.62 rounds packed in disintergrating belts of 100 rds. Forward hand grip and folding bi-pod assure comfortable killing. MSRP- $1300.00
Barret M82-*: A great gun, really impressive. My, oh my, the uses for this are endless. Far targets, sensitive targets, realllllly touchy wet-work? This baby is for you. .50cal in either semi-auto or bolt-action. range of 2-3 miles. Comes with leather-ette carrying case and digital telescopic scope. Great for when you need a confirmed kill, this baby leaves no doubt. MSRP-$3000.00
Heckler & Koch PSG-1: By far, one of the best sniper rifles in the world.
7.62 cal., comes with padded carry case in your choice of green anodized or purple anodized brushed aluminium. This rifle has soooo many parts that can be adjusted to your individual size and position that it becomes an extension of your body. Fits like a glove. MSRP-$2400.00
Anti-Armor
M-87: A Light Anti-tank Weapon. Uses an 80mm HE-AT rocket perfect for taking out lightly armored vehicles and troop bunkers. Disposable. MSRP- $400.00
AT-4: A step up from the M87, this beauty packs a bigger punch for bigger targets. Disposable. MSRP- $600.00
RPG-7: The old stand-by when you need to sling an AP explosive farther han you can throw, reloadable. MSRP- $250.00
Stinger AA system: Your basic fire and forget anti-aircraft missle system. Range of 17,000 ft. Heat seeking. MSRP- $5000.000
We also have specialists avalable to train your forces. Please ask for price.
Thats all for now, TG me for more exotic arms... Please place all orders in this forum. Delivery in 1-2 business days via air. Cash, Check, Credit, wire-transfer, and trade/barter accepted. Sorry, no CODs. Parental supervision sugested. For Ages 15+, unless you have younger children fighting your wars. If that is the case we'll send a 15min. Cartoon training video(Plucky Duck Goes to War) with pictures/coloring pages to keep 'em interested.
Dr. Milton Gordon Darngler, Esq.
Armed Armys Inc.
3433 Freedom Parkway
East New-New Jerseyork, North ANSWAnia 1322141
The Common Wealth of ANSWA
:D
M-14: This beute chambers the 7.62 round. In service since that cluster-f*uck in Viet-Nam, and with damn good reason. Semi-auto and full automatic, holds 20 rounds and has rails for placing a scope to get those long range kills. MSRP- $650.00 ea.
M-16A2: Ah, the M-16. One of the most fear inducing weapons ever to spray bullets down-range. Semi-auto and burst, this weapon slings 5.76 rounds accurately into the center mass of who ever you aim it at.
MSRP- $800.00ea.
*Trick out your M-16 with these neet-o M-203 grenade launchers. 40mm grenade launchers can fire a multitude of frags, including: HE, anti-personal, and illumination flare rounds. MSRP- $150.00 ea.
Combo-deal #1: Buy M-16 or M-4 w/ M-203 and save $50!!
M-4: Like its big brother the M-16 but shorter and lighter. Great for your personel who already are carrying a heavy load. Same 5.76 round, same 30rd. clip as the M-16 but a little easier on the sholders. MSRP- $700.00
AK-47: One of our buyers found these low-cost, beautiful weapons stashed in a cave while hiking in the sunny hills of Afghanistan. Priced to move, these weapons fire the 7.62 round and come with its magazines taped for a quick reload. What a steal! MSRP- $350.00 (shows some wear and tear, but hey, that adds character)
AKS-74: The little sister to the AK-47. This baby come in your choice of Solid wood stock, folding steel stock, or even no stock at all! Fires 5.76 rounds a little bit more accurate that its sibling. MSRP- $400.00
IMI Uzi: What a great piece of weaponary. Perfect for those tight spaces such as the inside of a tank and even better for hiding under a civilian coat. 2 sizes to pick from: Standard with a folding stock, and Para-Mini which is no bigger than a large hand gun. 9mm, single, burst and auto.
MSRP- Priced to move at $350.00
Browning M-2: Ahh, the Ma Duce... .50 caliber machine gun, chain fed, air cooled. Comes with universal mounting kit for instilation on to vehicles.
MSRP- $900.00
M-60E3: Perfect for your soldier on the go, this baby packs the 7.62 rounds packed in disintergrating belts of 100 rds. Forward hand grip and folding bi-pod assure comfortable killing. MSRP- $1300.00
Barret M82-*: A great gun, really impressive. My, oh my, the uses for this are endless. Far targets, sensitive targets, realllllly touchy wet-work? This baby is for you. .50cal in either semi-auto or bolt-action. range of 2-3 miles. Comes with leather-ette carrying case and digital telescopic scope. Great for when you need a confirmed kill, this baby leaves no doubt. MSRP-$3000.00
Heckler & Koch PSG-1: By far, one of the best sniper rifles in the world.
7.62 cal., comes with padded carry case in your choice of green anodized or purple anodized brushed aluminium. This rifle has soooo many parts that can be adjusted to your individual size and position that it becomes an extension of your body. Fits like a glove. MSRP-$2400.00
Anti-Armor
M-87: A Light Anti-tank Weapon. Uses an 80mm HE-AT rocket perfect for taking out lightly armored vehicles and troop bunkers. Disposable. MSRP- $400.00
AT-4: A step up from the M87, this beauty packs a bigger punch for bigger targets. Disposable. MSRP- $600.00
RPG-7: The old stand-by when you need to sling an AP explosive farther han you can throw, reloadable. MSRP- $250.00
Stinger AA system: Your basic fire and forget anti-aircraft missle system. Range of 17,000 ft. Heat seeking. MSRP- $5000.000
We also have specialists avalable to train your forces. Please ask for price.
Thats all for now, TG me for more exotic arms... Please place all orders in this forum. Delivery in 1-2 business days via air. Cash, Check, Credit, wire-transfer, and trade/barter accepted. Sorry, no CODs. Parental supervision sugested. For Ages 15+, unless you have younger children fighting your wars. If that is the case we'll send a 15min. Cartoon training video(Plucky Duck Goes to War) with pictures/coloring pages to keep 'em interested.
Dr. Milton Gordon Darngler, Esq.
Armed Armys Inc.
3433 Freedom Parkway
East New-New Jerseyork, North ANSWAnia 1322141
The Common Wealth of ANSWA
:D