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Flubber

16-09-2003, 16:14
My scientists have spent 80 Billion USD and have developed FLUBBER.

It is a green geltatinous solid, but can be reduced to a liquid for other uses.


That is all I will state for now. You have no idea how powerful this is. I have a quantum physicst at my side, and he has studied flubber. Yes, it is a universal concept.

NOT FOR SALE
http://disney.go.com/disneyvideos/liveaction/flubber/workshop/Flubber_mac_wlp.jpg

Plans and Rights explicity belong to Dorksideia.
The Imperial Navy
16-09-2003, 16:15
Wibbly wibbly wibbly!
The Resi Corporation
16-09-2003, 16:25
The question is: why is flubber so powerful? Can you make bombs out of it?
The Imperial Navy
16-09-2003, 16:26
The question is: why is flubber so powerful? Can you make bombs out of it?

It'd bring a whole new meaning to the term "bouncing Bomb"
16-09-2003, 16:27
The question is: why is flubber so powerful? Can you make bombs out of it?

It'd bring a whole new meaning to the term "bouncing Bomb"

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Man, thats good.....
The Imperial Navy
16-09-2003, 16:29
I know... :P
16-09-2003, 16:30
You could shove it in the enemies mouth and make him swallow it.

True meaning of wobbly stomach
Bob the 3ed
16-09-2003, 17:22
The question is: why is flubber so powerful? Can you make bombs out of it?

thats what he's doing
16-09-2003, 17:23
can you coat mech sized bullets with it? if so then do it
16-09-2003, 17:26
I neeeeed some
18-09-2003, 03:57
Damn you people. No offense.
Not for sale.

There are incredible. . .fantasical things you can do with this material. Mostly because it retracts all kinetic energy (physical energy) and will do some serious damage. Think about this:

What if you. . .damn, forget that, you'll just want my idea.

Damn you people.
Gah.

Secret Service Angent #04576: "President Dorkside has been awful stressed today, and hasn't strangled anyone this week. Please excuse his behaivor."
18-09-2003, 04:06
The question is: why is flubber so powerful? Can you make bombs out of it?

thats what he's doing

Bob! Shut up! I told you my ideas and you better not abuse them!

QUANTAM PHYSICS BOB!
BOB!
Gah!

Secret Service Agent #04576: "Hmm. The President's tatoos are turning purple. His "affair" must have dumped him. That must be why hes so angry. Hm. "

Oh, hello Mr. President. What? No, I'm not- no, really, I don't know anything about that. I just heard- you know, the water cooler discussion thing- it -I. . .aaahkkk. . . .my. . .throat. . .sir. . .akkh. . .*thud*
Bob the 3ed
18-09-2003, 04:47
hehe i know that won't happon to me
27-09-2003, 00:49
The FG-1 and the FC-1 have just been created by Dorksideia.

The FG-1, standing for Flubber Gun 1, is a prototype for an incredible system of luanching objects. As seen in the 1st Flubber movie, flubber, when stimulated by a radioactive isotope creates a feild of antigravity. So, steel rings coated in flubber, and two isotopes at each side, welded into the rings. Four rings, each getting smaller, yet with the same amount of isotope and flubber, can launch a normal object, such as a rock, at 680 MPH. The flubber cannon, with 12 HUGE rings, accelerates things to 3,000 MPH, and the FC-2, a.k.a. Biggun, with 25 rings, 6,000 MPH. There is also a sniper rifle, with eight small but accurate rings, thats the FG-2.

http://dreamchat.com/members/qualcar/619703-qualcar-jen_ammo.jpg

Dorksideia has ordered 500,000 copies of Jennifer Ammo, which will be used as ammuntion for the FG-1, FG-2, FC-1, and FC-2.

Oh yeah.

Rights and Plans specificaly belong to Dorksideia and ONLY Dorksideia
27-09-2003, 01:01
http://dreamchat.com/members/qualcar/619703-qualcar-jen_ammo.jpg

you forgot the / in the [/img] :)
27-09-2003, 01:02
Flubber? Hmm...New American has a similar substance in development. It is basically a sheet of metal that is "smart," in that it reacts the way you want it to react. Basically, the metal is very resilient-whenever anything hits it, it can absorb the kinetic energy, without being damaged, because of the way the energy is transferred, then, it can send the kinetic energy back.
27-09-2003, 01:15
With my quantam physicist (real life), I have devised a way to destroy an entire planet with nothing more than a chunk of hard rock, or Zar, a signature Tri-Alliance dense metal. Can you say. . . .ahhhhhh?

The BFG (Big Flubber Gun), all further information is confediental.

Rights and Plans specificaly belong to Dorksideia and ONLY Dorksideia.
27-09-2003, 01:21
BUMP
27-09-2003, 01:22
President Dorkside wants a reply.
27-09-2003, 01:24
I know you're viewing. Reply.
27-09-2003, 01:39
I know you're viewing. Reply.

OOC: what, are ya monitering my comp? lol
IC:
The Federation of Death Men thinks that this is a very scary thought, being able to blow up the world and all, what are u gonna use this for, defenssive purposes or attacking other countries with it? (i am founder/represantitive of The Federation of Death Men, i was gonna call it The Federation, but found out its taken lol)
29-09-2003, 16:11
Well, I'm not sure yet.

All I know is. . .BOOM. . .BOOM. . .BOOOOOOOMMMMM. I'm better at that then figuring out what its for.

-Boom. .
-Presiboom
-Gawdammit, get the name right.

-President Dorkboom
Bob the 3ed
30-09-2003, 03:51
http://dreamchat.com/members/qualcar/619703-qualcar-jen_ammo.jpg

I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
01-10-2003, 05:58
Ignore this post http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/alles_moegliche/mixed-smiley-030.gif
01-10-2003, 06:27
If you want to use something that powerful you need Logic! :roll:

Flubber- Flubber is physically impossible to make!!!! You cannot add Kinetic Energy to Kinetic energy!!! This antigravity even won't add kinetic energy, it will be going the same amount of speed. Just look at astronauts bumping up against a wall in space as an example of your moving kinetic energy to one object to another! they slow down! This is bad science in the public! Its almost as bad as saying Cholesterol is bad! You can't live without Cholersterol! And 680 MPH isn't fast...Bullets go at the speed of sound which is commonly known as 332 m/s or 1195 km/hr or 717 miles/hour. So if you look at the logic in this, flubber is godmodding! It cannot be made no matter how unlikely it is!



Zare-Lets see now, how does this work? If you look at this, this is almost impossible....Yes, this metal of Zare is quite dense but its impossible to destroy an entire planet with it. It only has the volume of 1 ton of steel this rock... If you think you can condense it even more, think again....

Ok now we have that down... If you could find some way to uncondense at a fraction of a second of rate then it could cause some good damage, but not an entire planet! probably only a city with a rock! the size of a meteor could take out maybe a fourth of the world so this one could be about as expensive as Bobs Planet Buster..... :roll:

That frickin book-Jennifer Ammo has never been made!!!


http://www.maxbarry.com/images/JenniferGovernmentWallpaper.jpg

This picture right here was made by there illustrater of Jennifer Government. So if Jennifer Ammo was ever made, it would be on the shelves like Jennifer Government. Someone else made this as a picture, most likely you. It would be quite easy, just get the font of the words, delete the Governent part and put in Ammo. Besides, if this was truly a book that "Never made the Printing Press" How did you get the picture? For his Ritualistic bon fires in his back yard, Max Berry would have burned it to ashes! Besides, if you have an explanation to all this, I can write to Max personally and get written proof it does not exist! Unless you write it yourself, I don't think anyone will write it! It's, put into slang, "Stupid!"

People these days.... :roll:
Bob the 3ed
01-10-2003, 07:17
If you want to use something that powerful you need Logic! :roll:
Flubber- Flubber is physically impossible to make!!!! You cannot add Kinetic Energy to Kinetic energy!!! This antigravity even won't add kinetic energy, it will be going the same amount of speed. Just look at astronauts bumping up against a wall in space as an example of your moving kinetic energy to one object to another! they slow down! This is bad science in the public! Its almost as bad as saying Cholesterol is bad! You can't live without Cholersterol! And 680 MPH isn't fast...Bullets go at the speed of sound which is commonly known as 332 m/s or 1195 km/hr or 717 miles/hour. So if you look at the logic in this, flubber is godmodding! It cannot be made no matter how unlikely it is!
Zare-Lets see now, how does this work? If you look at this, this is almost impossible....Yes, this metal of Zare is quite dense but its impossible to destroy an entire planet with it. It only has the volume of 1 ton of steel this rock... If you think you can condense it even more, think again....
Ok now we have that down... If you could find some way to uncondense at a fraction of a second of rate then it could cause some good damage, but not an entire planet! probably only a city with a rock! the size of a meteor could take out maybe a fourth of the world so this one could be about as expensive as Bobs Planet Buster..... :roll:
That frickin book-Jennifer Ammo has never been made!!!
http://www.maxbarry.com/images/JenniferGovernmentWallpaper.jpg
This picture right here was made by there illustrater of Jennifer Government. So if Jennifer Ammo was ever made, it would be on the shelves like Jennifer Government. Someone else made this as a picture, most likely you. It would be quite easy, just get the font of the words, delete the Governent part and put in Ammo. Besides, if this was truly a book that "Never made the Printing Press" How did you get the picture? For his Ritualistic bon fires in his back yard, Max Berry would have burned it to ashes! Besides, if you have an explanation to all this, I can write to Max personally and get written proof it does not exist! Unless you write it yourself, I don't think anyone will write it! It's, put into slang, "Stupid!"
People these days.... :roll:[go pyro!! :twisted:
03-10-2003, 03:23
Happypryo - you are misinterperting me immensly.

I will give my opinions on flubber later. Let me touch the other two.

Zar: A material made by your brother, Nathan. A nice, light but dense metal. The only way I can destroy a planet with it is a DEVICE called the BFG. (BIG FLUBBER GUN). I'll explain that later as well.

Jennifer Ammo - Did I ever say this was a real book? I. ..don't think so. I thought it was a funny parody of my "Being decapitated by Jennifer Goverment" bit. Apparently, it didn't penetrate you.

Still chokng agent #04576,
President Dorkside
03-10-2003, 03:39
Happypryo - you are misinterperting me immensly.

I will give my opinions on flubber later. Let me touch the other two.

Zar: A material made by your brother, Nathan. A nice, light but dense metal. The only way I can destroy a planet with it is a DEVICE called the BFG. (BIG FLUBBER GUN). I'll explain that later as well.

Jennifer Ammo - Did I ever say this was a real book? I. ..don't think so. I thought it was a funny parody of my "Being decapitated by Jennifer Goverment" bit. Apparently, it didn't penetrate you.

Still chokng agent #04576,
President Dorkside

*sigh* You need logic....And i would "love" to hear it! Even now maybe. Again, Flubber is physically impossible to make.

Zare(I was told to tell you that you have been spelling it wrongly)

BFG- Bah! You are turning into a godmodder! This flubber gun make no sense at all! How does this work? This kinetic energy cannot travel through rings without failing for all of it to go through!

Jennifer Ammo- I was told that you were proverbing that Jennifer Ammo did exist by my "faithful" brother, Nathan. Which brings me to another point. How did you know I am the brother of the freak of nature? Who are you? How do I know you? Are you a stalker? Should I keep one eye open at night?
13-10-2003, 02:31
Please reply.... I would love to hear your reasons, the last reply i got was 10 days ago....
13-10-2003, 02:46
Well, (if it has the same properties of Flubber in the Disney movie) this substance defies the law of physics. It can't expend more energy than put into it because you cannot create or destroy energy or matter. Plus, it cannot keep the same amount of energy that it starts with. Any object it hits absorbs some of the energy because of Newtons third law; every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

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13-10-2003, 05:21
*sigh* It doesnt defy Newtons third law but ive been proving what you just said for the last 4 posts I put in here.....

I believe you dont know what you are talking about.... You can expend more energy then it has but the outcome will not be pretty...Boom... anyways, im waiting for Dorksidea to reply because he is not putting any logic into this so it is godmodding. It is also too powerful and he would be using it wrongly.

It is impossible for flubber to make an antigravity field. *That* defies the laws of physics.