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The new nation of Three Fjords Pine is looking to establish formal diplomatic relations with other nations. We invite all other interested nations to declare their interests and specifications about any critical details for their embassey.

If further diplomatic realtions develop or you are able to assist subsidising an embassey in your own nation then we will be happy to open foreign missions in exchange. Otherwise we will use the single embassey to formally contact your nation.

Short Briefing on The Republic of Three Fjords Pine:

Location: Greenfeilds, the nominal capital of the Non-Human Union. T

Size: somewhere between one of the scandinavian states and New Zealand. With a similar vegitation and climate.

Culture: compasionate socialist democratic state which enshrines the right to vote and beleaves in the importance of welfare, education and income equity.

Industry and Economy. Large agricultural base which is modernised but carried out in a majority upon voluntary commune style farms. Industry consists of a lot of shipping, mining and processing and first stage manufacturing. Left-wing capitalism with a highly regulated market geared towards increasing effeciency. Medium sized economic instituions.

Majority of citizens live in the compact urban centres.

Ok

Embassies are fine with me.

We have a huge building, that has all the worlds embassies in one.

It has food, a revolving resteraunt, heli pad etc.

CIGP would like to invite you to build an embassy in one of our empty builidings, it is right next to a beautiful Church. You have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and saviour haven't you?

The Kingdom of Crookfur is glad to comence diplomatic relations with Three Fjords Pine, as to our requirements for an embassy all we need is either a small country estate, a small inner city mansion or a small ofice block appart from this the only alternations are soem security features and the addition of helipads.

We will happily construct you an embassy within our borders when you feel you are ready.

Greetings,
The Democratic Republic of Uroburos wishes to open diplomatic relations with your government in a manner that will remain beneficial to all parties. As to our diplomatic offices, we have several simple but unnegotiable requirements. The building must have sufficient space for a small logistics/parking area, as well as a helipad. The building must have it's own power source. Due to the....unique physical requirements of our Secretary of State, large amounts of power can be suddenly required. For his personal respect, I ask that nothing more be mentioned of this. He is sensitive to his condition.
In return, we offer you a area to build in the most beautiful area of our capitol city Thalia. On Gherisiticci Parkway, which winds through the hills above the downtown and harbor, there is a wooded lot which I will personally reserve for your govt until they decide to open a diplomatic mission in my city.
Is this agreeable?

Freedom Country: One big building? Doesn't that pose some security risks?
Crookfur: We can offer you a small office block, but without a helipad attatched however we do offer of cause very good secuirty and their is access to the regional helipad. (our strict environmental regulation prohibit private helipads on all buildings and they are very nosy thigs as well). The helipad is about 15 minutes away and Three Fjords Pine is a very safe nation so this should not be a problem. We wish to recipricate your kidnes and also establish an embassey within your nation. We do require assurences that we have access to open spaces (a park or something)
Uroburos If you wish to have a helipad then your embassey must be located on the capital cities fringes. I hope this is not inconvienent. It is however a very picture-perfect area with very lovely farmlands and forests. We will open our embassey within your city if you agree to our terms, kepping as much of the woodland as possible.

we would like to exchange embassies

your embassy spa awaits:

http://www.geocities.com/hobgoblirob/ryllehintaff.html

We wish to form an embassy in capital, it must be bigger than 100x100x30stories.

If you can grant assurance of secure access at all times to the regional helipad on the conditions that we always schedule flights ahead of times, and you can vouch for the integrity of the security personnel that operate the helipad, I would be most honored to be granted a diplomatic mission within your fair city. May our countries grow and prosper together.

The embassy district of Kirkhill (Crookfur's capital) is rather leafy (think the Mall in londom or princes street in ediburgh) but we will supply you with both an embassy biulding and a fair sized official residence in the hills above Kirkhill.

Rylleh we look we have investigated your country with the information you submitted to our foreign Ministry and we look forward to establishing an embassy in your fair nation. Rylleh we are also interested in perhaps sharing some of our common environmental initiatives and approaches.

Barbarosea unfortunately we cannot accommodate such a grand building as it violates numerous environmental/ cultural impact laws and public health and safety violations. Also by a curious oddity in the law every room would have to be carpeted in silver velvet and the door staff be talking kangaroos...hmmm

Crookfur, we are bears and as such alas lack a greater understanding on the local landscape of English and Scottish cities but we will take your word for it. However we gladly take you up on your generous offer and in exchange offer you a comfortable embassy site 9option between pre-built or make your own) and a modest townhouse (you can have as many rooms as you need) in the city centre where the trade, news and culture of our civilisation thrives.

We are fortunate indeed to be able to offer you safe access to the helipad in all circumstances except two. One is natural disaster where the dangers faced are beyond our control and full-scale invasion, although embassies are always off-target buildings on both sides. Of cause both those situations nobody else would be able to assure your access either.

If however the embassy felt it very necessary, a discrete special permit to the city planning authority to build a safe access tunnel from the embassy to the helipad direct would be more then likely approved. Under such a situation the helipad would be zoned as embassy property and subject to the right of sovereignty we grant each and every nation.

Our security services are well trained and preform admirably. You have nothing to fear but a speeding ticket as far as crime goes. Yes we also wish to open an embassy with yourselves.

Ok, then atleast 50x50x25

Three Fjords Pine: sounds good, we will send a constrcution team over the comence cosntruction.

You can put one on our country.
Just watch out for guys with strange body vests, a AK-47, Arab accents who shout "Jihad!".

Jeruselem: our apologies but it would appear that we cannot ganraunte the safety of our embassy staff and alas cannot appreciate the happyness of establishing one within your nation. however you are most welcome to build one in Three Fjords Pine.

We do not mean to be rude Barbarosea but what exactly do you need such a large building for? and 50*50 do you mean meters?

Rylleh we look we have investigated your country with the information you submitted to our foreign Ministry and we look forward to establishing an embassy in your fair nation. Rylleh we are also interested in perhaps sharing some of our common environmental initiatives and approaches.


We are always glad to help with Enviromental issues:

We also keep a Enviroment Engineering task force to help with enviromental crisis

http://www.geocities.com/hobgoblirob/ryenviroeng.html

Also The water is on in you Embassy Spa move in any time.

Freedom Country: One big building? Doesn't that pose some security risks?


Not really

It is right across the road from a military depot, has a SAM-10 site sitting on top of the revolving resteraunt, and is guarded by over 200 commandoes. And all the windows are shatter proof. And it has the latest electronic sureilance systems aswell.

Please instruct us as to the specifications of your embassy, and I will order commencement of it's construction.

OOC: we would be happy to establish diplomatic relations with you as soon as we finish our current crisis.

We do not mean to be rude Barbarosea but what exactly do you need such a large building for? and 50*50 do you mean meters?
Well, we, as in all embassies, house just under 2000 citizens, but with 50x50 we would only house 900 or so. + we use is for military purposes

Yes, 50x50 meters, or roughly 8,202 sq ft. a level, x 25 so 205,050 sq ft. total, or 62,500 meters total.

And, if my embassy is in your country, and you get attacked, we might help, as long as we are informed, you have about a 80% chance of us retaliating, and if the embassy is attacked, a 100% chance
(lotta' numbers ;))

Daistallia: we look forward to starting diplomatic relations with you soon

Freedom country:With assurences of the security we would like to open an official embassy.

Rylleh: We suggest you contact the Biotopia(ns) as you would have mutual benifits to gain from contact. Also we send our delegation to embassy in your nation as we speak.

Barbarosea: we will not be able to allow your fully armed troops to arrive within our nation unless you sign an Act of Freindship with us and and military co-operation agreement to ensure that your tropps will not be used to destablise our goverment and limit their numbers. Few embassies actually have armed tropps within their compounds.

Also we use metric not imperial so ft means little to us. But we will take your word for it. such a building would have to be located in probably the harbour district of the capital. I think we can arrange this for you.

Esteemed nation of Three Fjords Pine,

A completely new building has been constructed for you in the neighborhood of Mayfair, which is fast becoming the most desired address in the capitol city. The building is built in the style of an old Brownstone Manor house, but the walls, foundation, and all access points meet and exceed UN standards for diplomatic buildings. We do not consider hostile actions or any acts of terrorism to be commonplace in our country, but nevertheless, we have taken every action to assure the safety and comfort of your ambassador and his or her staff. You will have access to a private terminal at our international airport via closed circuit maglev train that services our government offices and all diplomatic missions in the capitol city of Thalia. If you wish to discuss specifics via a more secure channel, contact me personnally.

With my highest regards,

Jordan,

High Counsellor for Uroburos.

We reciprocate your message with the biggest of smiles.

The building site for your esteemed embassy has been cleared and the basic facilities have been established. The revitalisation of the port area as part of the over all urban regeneration of the capital means your embassy is in the focus point of downtown. Music, markets and a friendly and open atmosphere should embrace even the most homesick of diplomats and dignitaries.

Security is of cause at a premium but our police services like to be discrete so please do not be alarmed if you cannot see uniforms milling about. However we consider your safety as paramount and as such we have opened the inner harbour helipad with a special reserved pad access for your embassy.

We most sincerely hope you enjoy our future relations as much as we intend to enjoy ours with you.

Barbarosea: we will not be able to allow your fully armed troops to arrive within our nation unless you sign an Act of Freindship with us and and military co-operation agreement to ensure that your tropps will not be used to destablise our goverment and limit their numbers. Few embassies actually have armed tropps within their compounds.

Also we use metric not imperial so ft means little to us. But we will take your word for it. such a building would have to be located in probably the harbour district of the capital. I think we can arrange this for you.
Oh, we won't have actual troops there (becides the embassy guard which totals 40 personal) It's like an outpost that lets say a few nations down from you, there is an enemy of Barbarosea. Bang, we got somewhere to base intel ops to that country from. Of course, after clearence from you for the airspace for the helecopers.

Ahh yes OK we understand and approave. We have a deliberate policy of spreading out the foreign buildings to a) reduce damage down by terrorist or accidental destruction and b) reduce tension amongst visitors (ie cold war rivals not living next to each other)

We hope you enjoy the warm and friendl;y attitude of our citizens

OOC: Sorry, to hijack your thread, but did you get you name, Fjord, from the last issue of Custom Car?
Sorry, curiosity has got the better of me.

No we use the word Fjord in our name because it's the name of a deep water filled gouge in the rock - a valley filled with water on access to the coast. If you ever visited our island apart from the pine forest you might in fact find a few fjords as well.

A crew of 5000 has been sent over along with 214 pieces of equipment. The project is expected to cost 52.9 M

just out of curiousity that wouldn't be start up and running cost capital for the first year would it? I didn't think rents' were That high!

That is furnished with com's too.

As to the specifications of our own embassy anything that has nice wooded open grounds. If that's possible. In fact we were thinking perhaps something in the style of Frank Lyde'd famous house with the waterfall and everything. But hey, us bears have a thing for waterfalls...mmmm....salmon

Does anybody else want an embassy?

As to the specifications of our own embassy anything that has nice wooded open grounds. If that's possible. In fact we were thinking perhaps something in the style of Frank Lyde'd famous house with the waterfall and everything. But hey, us bears have a thing for waterfalls...mmmm....salmon
We can plant trees and pipe a river if you want on 20 acers of land for the embassy

Wow! That would be unbelievably fantastic.

Although I must warn you, you might want to plant some thick vegetation around the embassy (we don't really like walls, it's to embarrassing to pee on them in public) because) because a) Bears have an unholy love of Celine Dion and you can be assured that the 'sounds' of "I willlll go onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn anddddd onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" will occasionally echo out from the compounds and b) it can sometimes be beyond a bears best controls to stop themself from routing around in people’s garbage to find the most tastiest of salmon heads.

Wow! That would be unbelievably fantastic.

Although I must warn you, you might want to plant some thick vegetation around the embassy (we don't really like walls, it's to embarrassing to pee on them in public) because) because a) Bears have an unholy love of Celine Dion and you can be assured that the 'sounds' of "I willlll go onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn anddddd onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" will occasionally echo out from the compounds and b) it can sometimes be beyond a bears best controls to stop themself from routing around in people’s garbage to find the most tastiest of salmon heads.
That was aimed at TFP

I know this. Bio is one of the other nations i run. as is WA.

see these for more detail. I am trying to update them but there is soemthing seriously wrong at the mo with either Yahoo or my connection. So progree has been pushed way back.

http://www.geocities.com/wyldeboye/tfpgovtii.html

http://www.geocities.com/wyldeboye/tfpgovt.html

and yes i am aware of all the bad spelling