NationStates Jolt Archive

Be liberated, Chellian style

Chellis
16-09-2003, 05:33
Why hello! You might think a big country invading your puny one is a bad thing, but just look at these things!

-Get chicks by saying you were in "La Resistance"
-You get chellis to rebuild you stronger, faster, better
-You get all the wonderful capatalist benefits of chellis
-You have an excuse to whatever you fucked up in your life, by blaming it on your old leader

Sign up now, and a chellian army force will invade quickly and swiftly, take out government and military officials, and then make your life better, for you.
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 05:36
Hell yes, but im large and I dont need your force...sorry man...maybe next time.
Mushroomius
16-09-2003, 05:39
Hell yes, but im large and I dont need your force...sorry man...maybe next time.

Ha ha... I'm bigger.

Sorry... felt like posting that.

Interesting sales pitch, Chellis. Though, you forgot the part about where --- --- ---- ---------- --------- -- ---------- --- ------ ---- ----- -------- --- ----, -------- --- --- ----.

We didn't want to ruin such a sales by mentioning -------- --------.
Chellis
16-09-2003, 05:39
Hahaha, large...thats a good one...
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 05:45
I'm saying compared to August or September nations jackass.
Chellis
16-09-2003, 05:46
OHh, big words when i wasnt even talking to you, "jackass".
The Resi Corporation
16-09-2003, 05:48
Now that we know that we can hire you to invade our own nations, can we hire you to invade others?
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 05:52
Good point.
Chellis
16-09-2003, 06:03
Resi:Only if its 1v1

OOC:And they are modern or below
Chellis
16-09-2003, 07:04
bump
imported_Ell
16-09-2003, 08:51
*Bookmark*
So your're a mercenary army now?
Chellis
16-09-2003, 16:02
No...This is for people to ask me to invade *their* country, to "liberate" it. However, if the price is right, and the risks are low enough...
Chellis
17-09-2003, 02:06
i come with free fries!
Aequatio
17-09-2003, 02:09
*taggage for later purposes*
Chellis
17-09-2003, 08:07
*-*
Chellis
17-09-2003, 14:41
bump