Taliban_ want peace treaty with Americans
That way other nations stop attacking Taliban_.
We will even help Americans. Yes we will.
your getting REALLY ANNOYING!
We do anything for peace treaty.
imported_Comdidia
16-09-2003, 05:27
what about killing yourselfs?
STOP SPEAKING LIKE THAT! YOUR DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!
what about killing yourselfs?
No No. No more suicide bombers. Suicide is evil. And against the Koran.
Technnologia
16-09-2003, 05:29
Is it supposed to be some kind of sick joke that your name is Taliban and you were founded September 11th?
Omzian State Security Services Central Office, Osaria
"Sir... Daily news today, the Talibans are now asking for a peace treaty with the Americans."
"This is a joke, I'd persume." the senior cadre, said, seriously.
"No, it is true... See this newspaper. International one, by the way."
"I am truly getting enough of the..." as the cadre said and read, he bursted into laughter.
imported_Comdidia
16-09-2003, 05:30
ok who just wants to completely kill this guy hes getting really annoying. i say we sacrifice them to some cannibals?
Is it supposed to be some kind of sick joke that your name is Taliban and you were founded September 11th?
You very mean country. We think you want attack and take over Taliban_.
Technnologia
16-09-2003, 05:37
You say that you want a peace treaty with Americans yet your national motto is "Death to the Western infidels." Care to explain that?
imported_Comdidia
16-09-2003, 05:39
:lol: great point. hey wait im a western infidel. KILL HIM BURN HIM HES A WITCH!!!!!
You say that you want a peace treaty with Americans yet your national motto is "Death to the Western infidels." Care to explain that?
We change that. What you want us to change it to?
:lol: great point. hey wait im a western infidel. KILL HIM BURN HIM HES A WITCH!!!!!
No attack. I give you syrian province.
We will not fall for your deceptions.
Your offer of peace is rejected cause America does not make peace with terrorists.
We killed you once, we will kill you again.
I try make peace.
He no want peace.
He want make genocide against Taliban population.
BIteland
16-09-2003, 07:57
The people of BIteland are a very loving people that believe in peace at all cost no matter who is asking us for it. Now with that put into context you can understand that for the first time in the nation's history the people are asking the government for an unprovoked attack of the nation of the "talibain". They believe that the nation is nothing but a war mongering and illiterate bunch of people with the sole and only purpose to piss the rest of the world (ooc: nationstates ic:) off. My suggestion to the nation of the taliban is to shut up go outside and hope that your nation gets deleted before the rest of the nations in the world wipe it out.
Canada-Germany
16-09-2003, 08:00
There seems to be a fair bit of hostility towards Taliban_
There seems to be a fair bit of hostility towards Taliban_
Taliban_ want eternal alliance with Soviet Trasa. With eternal protection and eternal right for ST to keep troops on Taliban_ land forever.
:shock: what did ya say?!?!?!?! :shock:
:shock: what did ya say?!?!?!?! :shock:
Taliban_ want be province of Soviet Trasa. Under Soviet Trasa protection.
Taliban_ law abolished and replaced with Soviet Trasa laws.
Taliban army disbanded. No needed.
We disband our police too.
We no have army or police everyone know we are peaceful.
fine. you are now a Trasian Colony. your the Govenor so Don't slip up.
fine. you are now a Trasian Colony. your the Govenor so Don't slip up.
ok
And as a colony of Trasa your benifits are
1: Protection from Other Nations
2:New Medicine
3:Better education
4:the right to travel to the main land of Trasa
5:the right to keep your personal belongings
is that good?
And as a colony of Trasa your benifits are
1: Protection from Other Nations
2:New Medicine
3:Better education
4:the right to travel to the main land of Trasa
5:the right to keep your personal belongings
is that good?
yes except 5.
No more weapons.
PERSONAL belongings like Gold,lockets,homes and stuff like that
High in one of the skyscrappers of the main harbor a man in suit looks out of the window of his boardmeetingroom.
The profits of the legal bussinesses are going in the wrong direction. Lucky, he thinks, we got the less legal bussines who still booming.
His secretary who his wearing a tight suit walk in the door and says : "Sir, I got bad news."
The man went to his chair and sat down. He said : "what kind of bad news?"
Secretary : "The Taliban has turned themself into a colony of Soviet Trasa. Your main manager of special medication thinks this would lead to a decrease of deliverence of raw material needed for the production of our special medication."
The man slammes his fist on his desk and curses. "They where one of the cheapest producers of the raw material. "
"anything else?"
secretary : "Indeed, your reservation for the bloodfight of tonight is made."
The man : "Call that off, I am not going."
Secretary : "yes, sir."
The man stood up again and watched again out of the window and tought that this is going to be a bad year for bussines.
don't worry. prices are still low
Director Scarface (ooc : if had given the man a name :D ) had been watching out of the window for hours. Trying to come up with ways to get a equaly cheap replacement for the raw material that might be lost sinds Taliban became a colony of Soviet Trasa. He needed to something fast our else he would loose his share of drugsmarket his family had for centuries.
He wished he could just do as his ancestor Scarface, captain of the fleet of prince Redbearth, brother of the third emperor of the empire vincent the holy. But times has changed.
His secretary walked into the room again. He looked at her. His eyes looked at her pretty face and bright blue eyes. "Any good news?"
Secretary : "Yes sir, I heard new reports about the special medication division. It seems that Soviet Trassa wants to continu with the deliverence of the raw material against the same low prices."
Scarface thought, this is good news if it is thrue, this calls for a small celebration. "This is good news indeed."
Secretary : "Shall I go back work now, sir?"
Scarface : "What is first name?"
"Jennifer, sir"
"Jennifer, have you any plans for the evening?"
"No sir."
"Good, how about a dinner tonight then."