Taliban_ want be friends with all countries
Yes yes. We the Taliban wish to be friends with all nations here.
Ys yes. We like peace treaties, and freedom to trade. And we desire moneys to build up our country.
And we desires defense alliances also.
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 05:10
That's one horrible RP.
That's one horrible RP.
Why?
What's wrong with wanting allliances and peace and trade?
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 05:12
1) You don't state why
2) It's horrible how you laid it out
BUT, dont get mad, Im just a jackass, I used to be horrible also.
But what are you looking for in a trade alliance, I might be interested.
1) You don't state why
2) It's horrible how you laid it out
BUT, dont get mad, Im just a jackass, I used to be horrible also.
But what are you looking for in a trade alliance, I might be interested.
Because people trying to attack my poor little country.
So if Taliban at peace with everyone, then no attack Taliban_.
Free trade for my merchants and your merchants to enter each others territory.
I have retail but my country don't have free market. How do I change this?
Our leaders laugh at a terrorist nation who attacked the nation of Unitedstatesofamerica and sponsered terrorism, wanting to be allies with various other countries.
If you want to try this as a trick, Taliban, nice try.
Foreign Affairs Ministry
No no. Taliban_ condemn terrorism. We no like terrorism.
See we kill terrorists.
We be friends now?
A TALIBAN! HERITIC! PERSECUTE! KILL KILL!
A TALIBAN! HERITIC! PERSECUTE! KILL KILL!
No persecute. No kill. No kill.
We hate Nazi's too.
See :D .
Taliban soldier brings out Nazis and has them chopped to peices.
Die Nazis die.
No no. Taliban_ condemn terrorism. We no like terrorism.
See we kill terrorists.
We be friends now?
We have enough proof to prove that you support terrorisms.
But anyways, please, we advise you to not make our leaders laugh again at their offices, and spatting out their coffee.
Foreign Affairs Ministry
arms rifle and demands taht taliban surrender to the USA
arms rifle and demands taht taliban surrender to the USA
see other thread. We ask Americans for peace treaty.
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 05:26
SH I see you joined by region. Look at the regional boards.. I have a message for you (no its not bad).
arms rifle and demands taht taliban surrender to the USA
see other thread. We ask Americans for peace treaty.
Your tone is somehow suspecious, we would say,
Foreign Affairs Ministry
arms rifle and demands taht taliban surrender to the USA
see other thread. We ask Americans for peace treaty.
Your tone is somehow suspecious, we would say,
Foreign Affairs Ministry
Then what you want us to do for there to be peace between our countries?
Remiesia laughs at terrorist nations who claim they want "peace" with those whom they once attacked.
We will keep a watchful eye turned towards your future activities, Taliban_.
Remiesia laughs at terrorist nations who claim they want "peace" with those whom they once attacked.
We will keep a watchful eye turned towards your future activities, Taliban_.
Can we have free trade?
SAY THAT AGAIN TALIBAN AND I'LL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD
SAY THAT AGAIN TALIBAN AND I'LL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD
Can we have free trade with your country too.?
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 05:33
Did you plan to make your nation on September 11th because if you did I'm occupying you right here and now. Well ok I wont because a load of people will protect you even though you support terrorism.
imported_Comdidia
16-09-2003, 05:34
why odnt we all jsut invade him or at least
N()()K HIM :lol:
Did you plan to make your nation on September 11th because if you did I'm occupying you right here and now. Well ok I wont because a load of people will protect you even though you support terrorism.
No no. We denounced terrorism remember. We will even help you fight terrorism.
why odnt we all jsut invade him or at least
N()()K HIM :lol:
no nuke no nuke.
why odnt we all jsut invade him or at least
N()()K HIM :lol:
Nuking someone will result in the nuking nation being a rogue nation.
Omzian Nation is against all forms of mass slaughter of civilians.
Foreign Affairs Minsirty
your right a nukes too good for him...
a fusion bomb is better
why odnt we all jsut invade him or at least
N()()K HIM :lol:
Nuking someone will result in the nuking nation being a rogue nation.
Omzian Nation is against all forms of mass slaughter of civilians.
Foreign Affairs Minsirty
Omz222 most very kind nation. And very generous nation.
imported_Comdidia
16-09-2003, 05:38
cant take a joke can you anyways ill just get my nice little atom bombs and drop them or use some napalm on him.
your right a nukes too good for him...
a fusion bomb is better
NO fusion bomb please. I let you have my balkan provinces.
cant take a joke can you anyways ill just get my nice little atom bombs and drop them or use some napalm on him.
no attack please. I let you have Turkey province.
no way... A$$hole i am gonna fusion ya motherfu^^er
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 05:40
WTF. You own the entire world or what?
"No no you can have my American provence and my European dominion at that".
no way... A$$hole i am gonna fusion ya motherfu^^er
We strongly advise you to seek a peaceful solution.
You will be on our blacklist, if you nuke. Which isn't a good news, nor it is benefitcal to you.
Foreign Affairs Ministry
a fusion bomb isn't a nuke. it's different
a fusion bomb isn't a nuke. it's different
It has the destruction power of a nuke.
Foreign Affairs Ministry
imported_Comdidia
16-09-2003, 05:43
can communists take him over at least?
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 05:43
Taliban I'll pay 50 billion USD for those Balkan provences and I'll get off your hide.
If you accept tell me which "modern day nations" make up this provence (as in from Romania to Greece or what?).
Thank you.
Taliban I'll pay 50 billion USD for those Balkan provences and I'll get off your hide.
That's extortion, by the way.
Foreign Affairs Ministry
looks to Omz
Can i invade Talibann please please? :wink:
WTF. You own the entire world or what?
"No no you can have my American provence and my European dominion at that".
We no have American province. We know have European dominion.
We only have balkans cause we supported and trained all muslims who over throw and kill serbs there. The balkan muslims always took their orders from us. They kill serbs because serbs not muslim. And America help us do it.
Then in Chechnya we help Chechens attack Russia.
We even attack China. And India.
We weakened these and took some land from them.
Then we attack America cause America stood in our way and blocked our former leaders path to world domination.
Read a timeline for the 90's. You will see what I am talking about.
And muslim govt. backed by Taliban_ win election in Turkey against secular military.
looks to Omz
Can i invade Talibann please please? :wink:
You do not have to have our permission to invade them.
However, you will be placed on our blacklist if you use WMD on the civilians in that country.
It is entirely your choice, not ours.
Foreign Affairs Ministry
NOW can i kill him? :roll:
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 05:47
Taliban I'll pay 50 billion USD for those Balkan provences and I'll get off your hide.
That's extortion, by the way.
Foreign Affairs Ministry
So? Its a freaking good deal. I could just occupy them but I didn't go the hostile way. If you would like I'll send over three infantry divisions (60,000 men) covered by 30 SS-102 fighters and occupy the Balkans. Him being a September nation with such a sprawling nation cant defent it that well.
imported_Comdidia
16-09-2003, 05:47
would attacking get on the black list if i just randomly shot up his country not populated areas?
Taliban I'll pay 50 billion USD for those Balkan provences and I'll get off your hide.
If you accept tell me which "modern day nations" make up this provence (as in from Romania to Greece or what?).
Thank you.
We accept.
Croatia, Bosnia, Albania, and Kosovo. But mostly Kosovo and Bosnia.
You can have them for free as a gift from our country to yours.
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 05:50
Well that's extortion on my part. Too make it even I'll transport 50 billion USD in gold billion protected by 7 Iowa Class Battleship and those three infantry divisions as well as the aircraft. These military forces will then occupy the region.
It is prospected to cost me another 200 billion USD over a period of 8 years (8 days) to build a formidable defensive line and to recruit the local populace into a well organized militia.
There muslim traditions WILL NOT be disturbed and they will have the right to a provencial government of their own choosing.
Well that's extortion on my part. Too make it even I'll transport 50 billion USD in gold billion protected by 7 Iowa Class Battleship and those three infantry divisions as well as the aircraft. These military forces will then occupy the region.
It is prospected to cost me another 200 billion USD over a period of 8 years (8 days) to build a formidable defensive line and to recruit the local populace into a well organized militia.
There muslim traditions WILL NOT be disturbed and they will have the right to a provencial government of their own choosing.
No no. We no take money. Give money to antiterror groups instead. Yes yes.
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 05:54
Ok well then.. the 50 billion will not be sent but our troops will. We will not allow encrouchment on our new territory unless the Taliban provoke an unjust war, which I dont believe will be the case.
Only GDU members will be allowed military bases in peace times in the Balkans.
Can we propose antiterror alliance?
Ok well then.. the 50 billion will not be sent but our troops will. We will not allow encrouchment on our new territory unless the Taliban provoke an unjust war, which I dont believe will be the case.
Only GDU members will be allowed military bases in peace times in the Balkans.
Macabees most kind and generous.
Communistpoland
16-09-2003, 05:56
Taliban_ prepare to die. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 05:58
CP has your ally responded on my offer (100 billion each).
Communistpoland
16-09-2003, 06:00
CP has your ally responded on my offer (100 billion each).
I have not heard from him.
Why are you making peace with a bloodthirsty terrorist nation.
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 06:02
Because he has just given me land and I could even keep my 50 billion 8)
Communistpoland
16-09-2003, 06:03
Because he has just given me land and I could even keep my 50 billion 8)
Offering money to terrorists? That's it! :twisted: Prepare for war. :twisted:
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 06:06
Number 1 your overreacting
Number 2 your troops are hardly alive after the number of wars you've been through.
Number 3 I have the full support of NJA and GDU as well as partial support from CIPE, which means we outnumber you atleast 20 to 1.
Number 4 we're allies and that money was to pay for the land and it wasnt given to him.
Communistpoland
16-09-2003, 06:09
Number 1 your overreacting
Number 2 your troops are hardly alive after the number of wars you've been through.
Number 3 I have the full support of NJA and GDU as well as partial support from CIPE, which means we outnumber you atleast 20 to 1.
Number 4 we're allies and that money was to pay for the land and it wasnt given to him.
1. overreacting. You make peace with terrorists and offer them money.
And you say I am overreacting?
2. I have only been in one war. That was over Ukraine.
3. Bring them on.
4. If you did not give him the money then where did it go?
The future of our alliance depends on your answer. CP will not be allied with a sponsor of terrorism.
The Macabees
16-09-2003, 06:11
If you read right he refused the money and so they returned to my imperial palance in the imperial coffers.
Communistpoland
16-09-2003, 06:12
If you read right he refused the money and so they returned to my imperial palance in the imperial coffers.
Prove you are against terror and help me wipe out his nation's population completely. From there, all muslims on his land will be barred from ever again practicing Islam on penalty of death.
Imperial Forces
16-09-2003, 06:34
OOC: This is laughable, anyone who posted in this IC should be hanged *including the topic creater* :roll:
ha. We would sooner kill you than make peace.
ha. We would sooner kill you than make peace.
I offer him peace and he say kill me anyway.
Taliban? i declare War on your Nation.
i am giving you the chance to surrender to either me or communistPoland.
Taliban? i declare War on your Nation.
i am giving you the chance to surrender to either me or communistPoland.
CommunistPoland want to kill all 7 million of my people.
What will you do if I surrender to you?
you'll just be occupied. not destroyed.
in 3 NS years (3 real life days) we shall let you go free
you'll just be occupied. not destroyed.
in 3 NS years (3 real life days) we shall let you go free
Agreed. I surrender unconditionally to Soviet Trasa.
there. don't worry i won't mistreat your ppl.
1,000,000 TSD troopers are now Occuping Taliban.
Canada-Germany
16-09-2003, 07:57
there. don't worry i won't mistreat your ppl.
1,000,000 TSD troopers are now Occuping Taliban.
1 mill? huh... how many soldiers are defending your land now?
Canada-Germany
16-09-2003, 07:58
about 4 mill
Hmm... so you're gonna let him go free in three real life days?
yeah. if he's smart he'll leave by then
Canada-Germany
16-09-2003, 08:00
And if he doesn't leave?
then i watch for a slipup then invade again THIS time i wouldn't leave
BIteland
16-09-2003, 08:00
ooc: ook i posted this in the amrican thread put i do belive it works better in here
ic: The people of BIteland are a very loving people that believe in peace at all cost no matter who is asking us for it. Now with that put into context you can understand that for the first time in the nation's history the people are asking the government for an unprovoked attack of the nation of the "talibain". They believe that the nation is nothing but a war mongering and illiterate bunch of people with the sole and only purpose to piss the rest of the world (ooc: nationstates ic:) off. My suggestion to the nation of the taliban is to shut up go outside and hope that your nation gets deleted before the rest of the nations in the world wipe it out.
ooc: ook i posted this in the amrican thread put i do belive it works better in here
ic: The people of BIteland are a very loving people that believe in peace at all cost no matter who is asking us for it. Now with that put into context you can understand that for the first time in the nation's history the people are asking the government for an unprovoked attack of the nation of the "talibain". They believe that the nation is nothing but a war mongering and illiterate bunch of people with the sole and only purpose to piss the rest of the world (ooc: nationstates ic:) off. My suggestion to the nation of the taliban is to shut up go outside and hope that your nation gets deleted before the rest of the nations in the world wipe it out.
Taliban hate war. We no want ST troops leave Taliban.
No. No. No leave Taliban open to enemies.