We wage a war for good cause.
Earlier this year about one hundred and fifty thousand Imperial Soldiers began to build up at the Diminix/Slurpee Machine border. Two months later, it was doubled to about three hundred thousand. At exactly 5:45 pm on September 15 more than three hundred thousand Diminix Soldiers began to track into Slurpee Machine. The Diminix First Naval Fleet launched sixty two cruise missles at radar sites, power plants, communication lines, bridges and communication towers. All throughout Diminix, B4 Bombers were being dragged out of their hangars.
Hey Slurpee, just in case, sidewinders dont sink carriers :lol: :wink:
Love to help, but I've got my hands full with a stupid n00b who copied my sticky, word for word. He must not know that that doesn't add in links or other stuff in the post. :lol:
Anyway, he also spammed up my inbox, saying his 1,000 troops were invading. Were sending in 5 million! :D
Love to help, but I've got my hands full with a stupid n00b who copied my sticky, word for word. He must not know that that doesn't add in links or other stuff in the post. :lol:
Anyway, he also spammed up my inbox, saying his 1,000 troops were invading. Were sending in 5 million! :D
I can test out my sptesnaz on him...
(Arse)
The 62 cruise missiles killed a total of 1,083 Slurpish People. At a recent meeting, King Ooshigooshi stated that the country would be entering a state of war with the Fruity Empire of Dimwit :P . A draft was called and a total of 20,000 24 year old hilbillies were drafted as they are seen as a waste to society. They are armed with .22 rifles and a banjo. They play their horid country music to distract the military while the rest of them fire their .22s and ride their ponies into town. An additional 1,000 warriors with swords begin to run around like mad men, accomplishing nothing.
OOC: This is the same person that owns geforce4 just to let you all know. :)
Empire of Dimwit? I like how that sounds....
:wink:
OOC: This is the same person that owns geforce4 just to let you all know. :)
Oh.
Whatever.
*sends wepaons to both*
imported_Pantera
15-09-2003, 23:20
(Arse)
The 62 cruise missiles killed a total of 1,083 Slurpish People. At a recent meeting, King Ooshigooshi stated that the country would be entering a state of war with the Fruity Empire of Dimwit :P . A draft was called and a total of 20,000 24 year old hilbillies were drafted as they are seen as a waste to society. They are armed with .22 rifles and a banjo. They play their horid country music to distract the military while the rest of them fire their .22s and ride their ponies into town. An additional 1,000 warriors with swords begin to run around like mad men, accomplishing nothing.
This has most definately taken the Best Focking Post of the Day! award from Pantera. That's some of the best shit I've ever seen. Still laughing.
An additional 1,000 warriors with swords begin to run around like mad men, accomplishing nothing.
Muahahahhahahaahhaahhaahhahhahahaaaaaaaa! :lol: :lol: :lol:
(Arse)
The 62 cruise missiles killed a total of 1,083 Slurpish People. At a recent meeting, King Ooshigooshi stated that the country would be entering a state of war with the Fruity Empire of Dimwit :P . A draft was called and a total of 20,000 24 year old hilbillies were drafted as they are seen as a waste to society. They are armed with .22 rifles and a banjo. They play their horid country music to distract the military while the rest of them fire their .22s and ride their ponies into town. An additional 1,000 warriors with swords begin to run around like mad men, accomplishing nothing.
This has most definately taken the Best Focking Post of the Day! award from Pantera. That's some of the best shit I've ever seen. Still laughing.
An additional 1,000 warriors with swords begin to run around like mad men, accomplishing nothing.
Muahahahhahahaahhaahhaahhahhahahaaaaaaaa! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oo I feel special now!
Empire of Dimwit? I like how that sounds....
:wink:
[Dork Terror, I like how that sounds :D. Also Slurp, did my cruise missles accomplish knocking out power, radar, communication and supply lines?]
Another round of thirty Tomahawks were launched at known S.A.M and other Anti-Air/Missle Defense systems spread throughout the nation. Seven F-16's flew off the side of two aircraft carriers armed with JDAMS. Part of the air war, ten B4 bombers were unleashed heading towards three different airbases. The F-16's began targeting planes and military aircraft outside of their hangars and anti air sites in the bases while the B4's unleashed fifty thousand pounds of their seventy thousand non guided bombs on hangars. Another twenty thousand pounds of each bomber were landmines, dropped on the runways.
On the ground three hundred thousand Diminix Soldiers seperated into divisions of fifty thousand each blasted through the border supported by over two thousand five hundred main battle tanks. The six convoys began to slow down before reaching a known area where Slurpian military is.
Its moved on to Dork Error if youre going there.
Its moved on to Dork Error if youre going there.
[Hey at least I didn't memorize all nation capitals for a school project, like you did. :D]
Empire of Dimwit? I like how that sounds....
:wink:
[Dork Terror, I like how that sounds :D. Also Slurp, did my cruise missles accomplish knocking out power, radar, communication and supply lines?]
Another round of thirty Tomahawks were launched at known S.A.M and other Anti-Air/Missle Defense systems spread throughout the nation. Seven F-16's flew off the side of two aircraft carriers armed with JDAMS. Part of the air war, ten B4 bombers were unleashed heading towards three different airbases. The F-16's began targeting planes and military aircraft outside of their hangars and anti air sites in the bases while the B4's unleashed fifty thousand pounds of their seventy thousand non guided bombs on hangars. Another twenty thousand pounds of each bomber were landmines, dropped on the runways.
On the ground three hundred thousand Diminix Soldiers seperated into divisions of fifty thousand each blasted through the border supported by over two thousand five hundred main battle tanks. The six convoys began to slow down before reaching a known area where Slurpian military is.
Damn you foolio! My hilbillies can not withstand this power. They run and hide in their trailers and send their dogs, which are conviniently all named "ole blue" to fight instead.