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Biological Weapons for Sale- The T-Virus Perfected!

15-09-2003, 03:22
Dr. Edward Aberman, lead scientist of Genentech™ corporation, reported earlier today that his biological applications division, which has been sanctioned by the government, perfected the development of the new T-Virus™. The weapon, now in complete possession of the government of the American Rome, is capable of reanimating dead cells in human beings, causing the dead host to re-awaken and attack other human being. The virus is easily transmittable and possess great potential for usage on the battlefield.

http://www.horsecity.com/images/081902/syringe.jpg

Each of these shells contains 100 mgs of the T-Virus, enough to infect as many as 150-300 people at a time! For best use, launch into positions occupied by enemy soldiers and watch as they rip each other apart!

http://www.sault.com/~danvaught/chrishutchpics09.jpg

Also, for the General who wishes to pull no punches, we have developed the T-Virus bomb for use by bomber. These bombs contain enough of the T-Virus to kill and reactivate an average of 3,500-5,000 people!. Your results may vary.

http://special.fco.gov.uk/photos/chembombs.jpg

When enemy troops or civilian concentrations prove bothersome, we have also developed the T-Virus spray! For sneak attacks, you can cleverly conceal the chemical spray on a crop duster, fly over a populated area, and dump the payload on the people below! Mayhem ensues as the T-Virus spreads quickly and proves DEADLY with only light exposure.

A concentration of only 100 parts per million is the low point needed to infect any given person. Soon after, the victim dies within one minute, and by three minutes, the reactivation is complete.

http://www.nas.nasa.gov/Main/Features/2001/Fall/Images/wake_detection_vortex_full.gif

Take caution, as once you depopulate an area using the T-Virus™ you will never want to seize that area. The T-Virus has a long half-life and is EASILY transmittable. If you come into contact with a reanimated victim of the T-Virus™, back away and call your local authorities.

Prices:

T-Virus Mini Shells™: $300,000 each
T-Virus Bomb™: $20,000,000 each
T-Virus Spray™: $50,000,000 each
T-Virus Saver Package™: $25,000,000,000: Contains 200 T-Virus Mini Shells™, 35 T-Virus Bombs™, and 20 T-Virus Shells™

The prices may be steep, but you get what you pay for! Imagine how enemy morale will fall when reactivated corpses attack the living and cause even more casualties! The death rate is exponential. One re-activated corpse will kill an average of 1.8-3.2 others. Those victims will then reactivate and cause even more casualties!

http://www.redcar-cleveland.gov.uk/YrCounc1.nsf/chart3.2.gif

As you can see from this chart, the T-Virus™ is specifically designed to target persons of prime military age. The strong-bodied victims re-animate and finish off the rest of the population! Order today!

Legal note: The American Rome does not condone usage of the T-Virus. We hold no responsibility for your actions.
15-09-2003, 03:23
you sell these and ill destroy you
Dontgonearthere
15-09-2003, 03:24
Bah! At least we have the decency to let our enemies stay dead!
Mef
15-09-2003, 03:28
you sell these and ill destroy you

ooc:Wait awhile, then make threats, but anyways:

IC: The Democratic States of Mef feels that a weapon of this type is very dangerous to the already chaoitic world that we live in. However, medicine may benifit somehow from this research. We would like to have a sample for further scientific (HUMANE!!) testing.
Xerlox
15-09-2003, 03:30
Kick ass! I love resident evil!
15-09-2003, 03:30
you sell these and ill destroy you

ooc:Wait awhile, then make threats, but anyways:

IC: The Democratic States of Mef feels that a weapon of this type is very dangerous to the already chaoitic world that we live in. However, medicine may benifit somehow from this research. We would like to have a sample for further scientific (HUMANE!!) testing.

cough look at my pop, its triple his
Xerlox
15-09-2003, 03:31
and mine is what, 18x yours?
Boogaboo
15-09-2003, 03:33
**Secret Message To The Government of T.A.R**

The so called T-Virus might be very valuable to such a nation like us. We wish to purchase your virus. We are very trusting considering we do not have a ground force which is interested in invading other nations, therefore we cannot use this on your people. We wish to buy one T-Virus Saver Package. Thank you.
15-09-2003, 03:36
Would you be willing to consider a trade? 1000 barrels of Y42A nerve gas for 1000 barrels of the T Virus?

Y42A Chemical Nerve Agent (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=53745&highlight=)

Think about it.
15-09-2003, 03:36
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Xerlox
15-09-2003, 03:37
who cares resident evil rules!
Boogaboo
15-09-2003, 03:37
We ask:

How do you simply "inject" life into dead cells? As far as is known, this is impossible, as life cannot be held by a person in a fluid or such.

[Aw man, leave the kid alone. It looks like he put alot of time into this lol]
Dontgonearthere
15-09-2003, 03:39
After consultation with my parliment, Dontgonearthere has come to the conclusion that all use of this 'weapon' against it will be ignored. We dont respond to the dead.
Xerlox
15-09-2003, 03:40
We ask:

How do you simply "inject" life into dead cells? As far as is known, this is impossible, as life cannot be held by a person in a fluid or such.
Actually now that I think about it not all your cells die out, and you could simply use a non-lethal sleeping gas and then use this and that would also work.
15-09-2003, 03:40
After consultation with my parliment, Dontgonearthere has come to the conclusion that all use of this 'weapon' against it will be ignored. We dont respond to the dead.

Now, you see, you would be god-modding there. He has a completely legitimate thing here and you are ignoring it. That's like saying I'm going to ignore all air strikes because I don't respond to planes. You can't do that. If you could, wars wouldn't exist.
15-09-2003, 03:43
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Dontgonearthere
15-09-2003, 03:43
So, people can ignore perfectly legit space tech, but no, the space nations cant ignore some freaking mega-reviving super death virus thingi.
15-09-2003, 03:44
I didn't know you were a space nation. You can ignore anything that isn't in the space nation time era.
15-09-2003, 04:09
T virus Value pack please telegram Me about how to wire you the money for the value pack and about what we can do with the price it a little high!
15-09-2003, 04:10
you sell these and ill destroy you

A rash move. I would offer discounts to any nation that would act in my defense. Even without any such help, you would suffer the wrath of the T-Virus. You wouldn't want your own people eating each other, would you?

The Democratic States of Mef feels that a weapon of this type is very dangerous to the already chaoitic world that we live in. However, medicine may benifit somehow from this research. We would like to have a sample for further scientific (HUMANE!!) testing.

A wise choice my friend. The T-Virus has medical applications, as in early versions it displayed capability in fighting nerve-based diseases and also combated age. I will ship you 50 milligrams of the unlocked substance once I recieve payment of $200,000.

The so called T-Virus might be very valuable to such a nation like us. We wish to purchase your virus. We are very trusting considering we do not have a ground force which is interested in invading other nations, therefore we cannot use this on your people. We wish to buy one T-Virus Saver Package. Thank you.

Very well. My Legionnaires are current preparing to ship the goods. The goods will be guarded by two well-trained squads of Legionnaires as well as a platoon of Janissaries.

http://news.mod.uk/images/harvest_c17_unload_tn.jpg

We will disembark upon reception of payment.

Would you be willing to consider a trade? 1000 barrels of Y42A nerve gas for 1000 barrels of the T Virus?

I am sorry, but the American Rome has no use for such a weapon. We are more interested in philosophical pursuits.

We ask:

How do you simply "inject" life into dead cells? As far as is known, this is impossible, as life cannot be held by a person in a fluid or such.

My researchers warn me that I cannot reveal anymore about the T-Virus than what has been said. We are trying to prevent reverse-engineering of the product. In fact, we hve placed safeguards on the weapons we ship in order to prevent such a thing from happening. This is a lucrative market, you know.

After consultation with my parliment, Dontgonearthere has come to the conclusion that all use of this 'weapon' against it will be ignored. We dont respond to the dead.

I beg your pardon, but it seems a bit hard to ignore PEOPLE EATING EACH OTHER.
15-09-2003, 04:40
ICBM: $2,500,000

Concentrated T-Virus™ Spray : $50,000,000

Making Communistpoland pay for his arrogance and war-mongering: Priceless

Yeah yeah, I know the whole Mastercard thing is cliche, but our ad division is low on money. That, and the whole division consists of marijuana smoking attractive teenaged girls.
Dontgonearthere
15-09-2003, 05:04
It may be hard to ignore people eating each other, but sadly, all of our soldiers have become immune through the power of IGNORE. Dontgonearthere still does not recognize Undead.
15-09-2003, 06:15
Sooo... does that mean you have to come in here saying
Hi! I have nothing of value to contribute, so I'm just going to ignore the topic at handDramatilization: May not have actually happened
That seems a bit lame.

Anyway, who wants to buy some T-Virus™?
Sigma Octavus
15-09-2003, 06:23
The T-virus was originally designed to heal victims of cancer and disease by reviving dead cells. There was just one problem, and that was the side-effect. That's why it was turned to military use. Right?
15-09-2003, 08:15
We would like to purchase two of your saver packs.

We will wire the money upon confirmation of order.
15-09-2003, 10:59
my golly!!!! an army of undead? T-Virus? that is good news for me!!! I have 3 complete divisions of expert necromancers and priests!!!! start a war already!!!! hehehe good thing we have treated seriously the controlled practice of the dark and the light arts in ordeer to harness the life that has been given to us by God Himself.........

nah, doesn't need your T-Virus...mass exorcism and controlling would do the trick for us... oh yeah, launch it to others but not to us or else!!!! =P

by the way, you are selling it for money and philosophical reasons? amazing really...humankind never cease to amaze me.....
Roania
15-09-2003, 11:08
Just what our Inquisitors need...

Oh yes. If you need decent biochemical weapons, come to us. We sell to all comers, and we don't give a damn how they're used!


Blame us and your civilians die from a lovely green gas
26-09-2003, 18:27
25 T-virus saver packages at asking price please.
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Setian-Sebeceans
07-10-2003, 14:40
I'll take 10 barrals of weapons grade, 10 barrals of crude, and 10 barrals of this stuff dried. I will pay 900,000,000 credits for it.
Jaratia
07-10-2003, 15:07
Bah! We condemn this abomination, unless a healing purpose of it be found.

Yes, we also have biological 87% mortality rate diseases, but at least we are being humane and letting our fallen foes stay dead!

Use on enemy soldiers is gross, but use ON CIVILIANS?

Thats inhumane.Thats disgusting. Thats gross, and a stinking cowardly way of achieving victory. Any use of this...this "T-Virus" other than for research or self-defence, will be met with the force and fury of our Hellbringer(Not thats its complete, but our 7 Devils will be sufficient enough to replace it :twisted: )