14-09-2003, 23:04
Today, June 32nd Year 12 of Sultan Xerxes the Scholar, terrorists attacked a remote village of Yungarian peasant soldiers, killing 25 and wounding countless others before a sentry was dispatched. The terrorists, numbering at least 25, fought back, killing 5 sentries. 10 terrorists were killed, and the rest melded back into Yungar.
The terrorists left behind three trucks full of high quality marijuana. Approximately $350,000,000 yungarian doubloons worth of marijuana were seized by the Sultanate of Yungar. Any information regarding the origin and/or destination of these terrorists is welcomed, and we warn the rogue terrorist smuggler to cease their actions or we will continue to requisition your goods.
Sultan Xerxes was unavailable for comment, as we was busy "inspecting" the seized good and testing their purity.
The terrorists left behind three trucks full of high quality marijuana. Approximately $350,000,000 yungarian doubloons worth of marijuana were seized by the Sultanate of Yungar. Any information regarding the origin and/or destination of these terrorists is welcomed, and we warn the rogue terrorist smuggler to cease their actions or we will continue to requisition your goods.
Sultan Xerxes was unavailable for comment, as we was busy "inspecting" the seized good and testing their purity.