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Attention people of Earth. (Wierd f**ked up RP)

Dontgonearthere

14-09-2003, 23:03

The ship appeared on september 14.
With slow grace it glided over the capitol, and landed on the White House lawn. The aliens walked down the ramp and shot the three Secret Service agents on the lawn.
A few minutes later they arrived in the oval office. The leader grabbed the president by his shirt, lifted him into the air, and held the mans face a few inches away from his own.
"Mr President, is your refrigerator running?"

14-09-2003, 23:04

You are running a very fine line between joke posts and spam... you might want to slow it down a bit, before the mods take some action against you.

The Unreal Soldiers

14-09-2003, 23:12

Wow...http://illmob.org/funny/yousuck.jpg

14-09-2003, 23:18

Mine's travelling through hyperspace at 100,000,000 times the speed of light.

Chellis

14-09-2003, 23:19

Wow, worst refrigerator thread ever.

Dontgonearthere

14-09-2003, 23:23

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The Unreal Soldiers

15-09-2003, 00:51

My fridge is unbreakable and is on a course for Dontgonearthere, and upon impact will wipe him out, traveling at light speed carrying 546 nuclear warheads.

Dontgonearthere

15-09-2003, 01:14

Your fridge is deflected by my reality shield. HA.