NationStates Jolt Archive


Terrorism in LRR!

Lunatic Retard Robots
14-09-2003, 17:34
In a side street, in the LRR capital city (Earth territories) of Magadan, a young girl hides in the shadows.

In the darkness, Mary's fingers fumble around with the silencer to her Colt Commando, and it takes her a few seconds more than usual to get it attached. She then hides it under her long coat, the cold of the arctic circle too much for this college dropout turned christian radical from the tropics. The then checks the rest of her gear, hidden under her coat also, which includes a pair of pistols, a mean-looking knife, and some grenades. Her ears pick up the sound of a man walking down the street. The sound is confirmed by the sight of a robed figure sillouetted by the streetlights.

"Bloody right-wing! A lot of people who don't know anything, that's what I say!"

It is Lief Erickson, the LRR forigen minister. In LRR's open society, nobody has bodygaurds or carries a gun. The crime rate is virtually zero. Unaware of the danger, Mr. Erickson walks along, headed twoard his favorite nighttime hangout. As he passes a long shadow creted by the tall building to his right, he feels an arm grab tightly around his neck and jerk him back.

Mary felt the satisfaction of a job well done already. The drew her knife and slowly drew it across the throat of the mortified Mr. Erickson.

Lief had never felt something more painful since he had a live amputation of his leg while serving in the navy. He felt the life drain out of his body, and tried to call for help, but to no avail. His voice came out as a raspy squeal. But some people in the pub a few feet away heard, and came rushing out to see a half-dead figure in the street, and a shadow disapear around the corner.

Mary arrived at her apartment a few hours later than usual that night, but still slept very well, the wool blankets warming her body to more comfortable temperatures.

The next day, she would complete her assignment. Below her apartment, there was the Magadan Forum, where people clustered about, gossiping and debating about the Forigen Minister's death. Mary laughed to herself.

"Before the day ends these heretics will be in hell."

She was so eager to get going that she didn't even put on a shirt and jacket, just a pair of pants and a long coat over her half-clad body. She soon arrived on the roof of the building, where she drew out her Colt. She recited a short prayer, kissed the cross that hung around her neck, and pulled the trigger. Screams erupted from the crowd below as the first few people fell to the snow, drenching it white. She emptied the magazine, thrw her grenades, and was ready to load a second before she was hit. The police charged up the stairs with their pistols and shotguns, and emptied several cartriges into Mary's legs. She fell to the ground, and the police were upon her.

Mary recited another prayer, this time quite audibly, and said her last words.

She pressed the sitch she held in her hands, and the top of the building erupted in flames.

This is the first act of terrorism in the peaceful nation of LRR. We ask for international assistance in bringing those responsible to justice.

OCC: If a nation could claim the attacks (coughcoughatticanempirecoughcough), that would also be greatly appreciated.
14-09-2003, 17:36
OOC: coughcoughatticanisagodmodderandwillgetnukesandbattleshipsfromnowherecoughcough
14-09-2003, 17:42
coughcoughstfuunoobscoughcoughwedontusecoltscoughcoughhowamigoingtogetintospaceanywayscoughcoughalso whywouldweusewomenforterrorismcoughcough
14-09-2003, 17:42
OOC: SaCea when did i get a nuke from no where?
McLeod03
14-09-2003, 17:44
coughcoughstfuunoobscoughcoughwedontusecoltscoughcoughhowamigoingtogetintospaceanywayscoughcoughalso whywouldweusewomenforterrorismcoughcough

OOC: Laughs at Attican calling anyone a noob. He who had a 600,000 man army inside 5 years, as well as a battleship he stole from someone who never had one, then declared war on me thinking he could win, and complained when i shot down his airforce then launched stealth bomber attacks on his mainland.
14-09-2003, 17:47
http://pages.ripco.net/~antman87/Military.xls
14-09-2003, 17:47
http://pages.ripco.net/~antman87/Military.xls
Crimson blades
14-09-2003, 17:48
my Crimforce ground troops will be glad to help should any fighting arise.

http://world.guns.ru/machine/predator_minigun.jpg

-One of our Soldiers (yes they ALL have miniguns)
14-09-2003, 17:57
my Crimforce ground troops will be glad to help should any fighting arise.

http://world.guns.ru/machine/predator_minigun.jpg

-One of our Soldiers (yes they ALL have miniguns)

...and no brains!
McLeod03
14-09-2003, 17:59
http://pages.ripco.net/~antman87/Military.xls

Yeah and? At the time you declared war on me you had most of this, and nowhere NEAR enough of an economy to support it. You built coastal defences overnight after a war, had 500 SAM sites, paratroopers (which are still in my country since you never said you wanted them back), and soon after 2 VX attacks and a nuclear blast, you had a military that was still on the rise. How???
14-09-2003, 18:01
his recent fleet was destroyed by my ally (jaiklia((my brother)). He refused to accept it too. He is always going on about his economy but doesn't realise you can make it how you want to make it!
14-09-2003, 18:01
A military that was 95% reserves.


Yes, I would like my paratroopers back (i thought you killed them?)

We built coastal defenses in one NS year, which is plenty of time. We purchased the 500 SAM sites, from a thread, but because you wouldnt stop calling godmod, we 'deleted' 3/4 of them.
14-09-2003, 18:02
Terristan, you CANNOT CLAIM SOMEONES CASUALTIES FOR THEM.

Having had a successful first mission the Jaiklian Air Assault were jubilant, the Attican fleet had been disabled. Luckily for the JAA the Attican Fleet was acting by itself away from the other fleets, The aircraft carrier had no planes on it!

is a godmod. You also never stated casualties for:

My Tomahawk attack
My allies commencing beach landings and invading.
McLeod03
14-09-2003, 18:04
Yes, I would like my paratroopers back (i thought you killed them?)


I never killed them (i don't think anyway). They just seem to be living happy lives here as part of a foreign legion detachment. We will let them decide what to do.

How many did you say there were? About 700 wasn't it?
14-09-2003, 18:05
700. We request they be extradited.
14-09-2003, 18:05
keep them, we would like to experiment on them :twisted:
14-09-2003, 18:08
FPC II condems these acts of terrorism and send condolences to LRR. FPC II asks if he can send a peace keeping force of 2,000 special police officers.
McLeod03
14-09-2003, 20:46
700. We request they be extradited.

We will ask the men if they wish to return to Attican, or whether they prefer their lives here in McLeod03.

IC On-Topic: King James III sends his deepest condolences to the people of LRR, and offers assistance in finding those responsbile for this violent act.
14-09-2003, 20:49
Terrorism should end for good.
14-09-2003, 20:50
in real life yes in NS NNNNEEEEEVVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
14-09-2003, 21:18
OOC: Since they are technically my men, would i be the one choosing?
McLeod03
14-09-2003, 21:23
OOC: Since they are technically my men, would i be the one choosing?

OOC: by the same token, they have been in my country for over a decade (i think roughly), and are now part of my foreign legion as i said earlier. Therefore whos men are they? They have McLeodian citizenship after 5 years of active military service. Some have settled down with new wives and children, and most own houses outside of the legion's base.
14-09-2003, 22:33
But, they have not been discharged from the Attican military, therefore they are deserters.
Lunatic Retard Robots
15-09-2003, 00:42
FPC II condems these acts of terrorism and send condolences to LRR. FPC II asks if he can send a peace keeping force of 2,000 special police officers.

All help would be greatly appreciated. Currently, we do not know where the terrorist came from, and with such meager earth resources, we are trying to restore a sense of safety to the population. Up until now, an LRR citizen could walk the streets anywhere without fear of harm.
15-09-2003, 00:47
*Secret IC*
Fax to LRR
Several Pages of information possibly linking the attack to Terristan.
Lunatic Retard Robots
15-09-2003, 01:20
*Secret IC*
Fax to LRR
Several Pages of information possibly linking the attack to Terristan.

Fortunately, the whole incident is a non-sequitur as Lief Erickson lives!