Ashtonland
14-09-2003, 15:56
Ashtonland today announced that the Libertarian Web Site operator Anne - Marie O'Bannon, was sentenced to Death for her Crimes against common sense and Breaches in internal Security. The sentence was later commuted to life imprisonment in acknowledgement of her being pregnant. The same cannot be said for her 250 fellow supporters who demise will be filmed at 5:00 pm live on national Telly.
"Were expecting high ratings, these idiots have been upsetting alot of people whith their constant bitching and sticking their ignorant noses inot matters way above their deluded petty minds" said Chief of programing Lord Anton Wootonburg. "No one relly cares, and some of their craziest demands jepodises the safety of innocent civilians"
Amoungst the prisoners is ex Daily Mirror editor turned 5 star dickhead Piers Morgan, whose exacution is to be the most painful. The prisoner known to be only referred to as No 24, or Scumbitch issued the following statement.
"We wholly regret our previous actions and welcome our sentences as it will surely bring an end to our inner torment. We acknowledge we lack spines and have disgraced our land by being so utterly pussified to the point of ridicule and that we are an embarresment to our nation.
The the exacutions will be shown at 5pm two thursdays from now, and will be immidiately be followed the flogging of 5 lawyers found guilty of disgracing their proffession, and ther mass beatings of some commies.
HAIL TO THA KIIIIIIIIIING BABY!
"Were expecting high ratings, these idiots have been upsetting alot of people whith their constant bitching and sticking their ignorant noses inot matters way above their deluded petty minds" said Chief of programing Lord Anton Wootonburg. "No one relly cares, and some of their craziest demands jepodises the safety of innocent civilians"
Amoungst the prisoners is ex Daily Mirror editor turned 5 star dickhead Piers Morgan, whose exacution is to be the most painful. The prisoner known to be only referred to as No 24, or Scumbitch issued the following statement.
"We wholly regret our previous actions and welcome our sentences as it will surely bring an end to our inner torment. We acknowledge we lack spines and have disgraced our land by being so utterly pussified to the point of ridicule and that we are an embarresment to our nation.
The the exacutions will be shown at 5pm two thursdays from now, and will be immidiately be followed the flogging of 5 lawyers found guilty of disgracing their proffession, and ther mass beatings of some commies.
HAIL TO THA KIIIIIIIIIING BABY!