NationStates Jolt Archive

Years ago a war took place between my kingdom and another. My people were victorious, and so I incorporated their kingdom into mine. However, their leader survived. He recently started Duranta. Duranta has captured several men of mine I had sent into his country to keep an eye on things. He refuses to give them up. One of the men was the general of my army. Due to public outcry, I held a public vote. The vote would decide if we would war. The results were overwhelming. Over ninety-five percent of the people favored a war no matter the ramifications. Any and all ways to destroy Duranta are welcomed by me, along with any help. Duranta's government is a psychotic dictatorship, and boy do they act like one. They treat their people like manure. I, myself, am without nuclear weapons. However, I have recently gained control over a fleet of top-of-the-line miltary helicopters. If anyone could provide a nuke, I would be quite happy. Duranta is my neighbor, so to prvent radiation I would like the far north side hit. Their capitol is within that vicinity. I do not know what weaponry Duranta has, or how their military is. For this reason certain obvious precautions have been taken to keep my people alive that I will not state here for security purposes. I hope that this will be over quickly. Thank you.

I have several nukes you may have. We can deliver direct to your capital city. Would you like them delivered by aicraft or rocket?

Thank you, whichever one is more secure and/or cheaper for you would be better.

25 F-16's are currently available from my air force. We currently only have air superiority F-16's, however (F-16DATA, F-16C/D Air To Air Fighters). They would be happy to assist.

Whilst we cannot condone warfare as a rule, if needs be, I can rent out my army for a very reasonable fee.

Also, we have a very effective arms manufacturing industry, catalogues available for a reasonable price.

I own a few smart bombs and an atomic bomb you can have :twisted: I will send by armored car or jet.

We can supply High resolution weapons at nil cost to you.

These weapons of mass destuction will not cause fall-out to reach the shores of your nation. They are heavy-nukes so the fall-out only lasts 1-2 weeks then you can walk in, in normal clothes without the threat of radiation sickness and take what you want. Leave the bodies of the innocent casualties. They WILL be radioactive.


President Hoppy

Republic of Aylandland

I am afraid that everything must wait until Duranta makes his post.

Thank you, whichever one is more secure and/or cheaper for you would be better.

An ICBM has been launched carrying two nuclear warheads, each targetted for your capital city. ETA: probably something like 90mins or so.
Have a nice day :twisted:

The war is off. The real reason is because the real person in charge of Duranta got grounded off the internet. The nationstates reason is because Duranta gave back the prisoners and signed several treaties that were very profitable for my nation.

I believe that the best part of a war is the peace after it.

Do you still want them nukes? Cos there's not a lot we can do to stop them after they've launched.
Maybe you should just tell your citizens to duck and cover.