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Curvey Island Broadcast Network
We hope someone can hear us.
This is LAKEL CURVEY ISLAND. THE SECOND LARGEST city of the country.
We are hoping someone can hear us, as our own people cannot hear us.
The island's main transmitter is destroyed.
The Parliament Buildings are destroyed.
Power is out on the east coast.
The Broadcast Building is currently out of power but seems to be stable. Shame the rioters broke in.
THE COMMANDER GENERAL-PRIME MINISTER IS DEAD!
THE-OLD-PRIME MINISTER IS CURRENTLY ALIVE AND WE HOPE IS MAKING HIS WAY BACK.
We are using the IslandONE Satellite in space.
It is operated out of a back-up operations location.
WE NEED HELP!
Stay tuned if anyone is listening to this signal!

*signal reaches cloud city*

king:
"haha,let them die........no seriously, dont do anyting"

We shall donate 1500000 bottle caps as 10000 riot police for temporary use for you.

THE OLD PRIME MINISTER SPEAKS!
For the LAST TIME!!!
I DID NOT WANT TO GO WAR!
THE ARMY OVERTHREW THE GOVERNMENT!!!!
THEY DECLARED WAR!
SURE LETS BLAME THE GUY WHO DIDN'T MAKE THE CALL.
AT LEAST HE'S ALIVE!!!
UGH!
YOU IDIOTS SHOULD'VE JUST NUKED US IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I HOPE THE REST OF THE COUNTRY CAN PICK THIS UP...
NOBODY LIKES YOU GUYS!
THEY WANT YOU DEAD!
I CANNOT BELEVE I AM TURNING ON MY OWN PEOPLE, BUT HEY I AM NOT THE PRIME MINISTER ANYMORE!
AND FOR THE LAST TIME...
ONLY ONE MAIN CITY-THE CAPITAL-AND SEVERAL OTHER SMALLER TOWNS WERE DESTROYED!!!
THE WEST IS STILL BOOMING!!!
UGH!
THATS IT!
I QUIT.
CURVEY ISLAND FIND YOURSELVES ANOTHER IDIOT TO RUN YOU GUYS.
END TRANSMISSION FROM THE RAINFOREST.

Kisnesian Security Council considers sending troops to Curvey Island as a peacekeeping force and to keep non-existant Nukes under a watchful eye.

International assistance requested.

Kisnesian Security Council considers sending troops to Curvey Island as a peacekeeping force and to keep non-existant Nukes under a watchful eye.

International assistance requested.

just wipe out what is left on the west. so then he has no people

Curvey Island Broadcast Network
HEADLINES:
WESTERN MINISTER TAKES OVER AS PRIME MINISTER.
FORMER PRIME MINISTER DENOUNCES THE COUNTRY AND EVERY OTHER COUNTRY.
SOVIET CANUKASTAN DONATES RIOT POLICE.
NOW THE NEWS...
The Western Minister will take over as the Prime Minister.
This was announced minutes ago.
The Old Prime Minister denounced the country minutes before that and his wareabouts are unknown.
Soviet Canukastan donates bottle caps and riot police.
The Western Prime Minister accepts gratefully and hopes that order will be restored shortly.
STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER INFORMATION.
OH YEAH, IF ANYONE HAS AN OLD TRANSMITTER JUST LYING AROUND, WE NEED IT!
THERE IS NO BROADCAST OF US ANYWHERE ON THE ISLAND.
WE ARE ONLY BROADCASTING INTERNATIONALLY THROUGH THE ISLANDONE SATELLITE.
WE NEED A TRANSMITTER SOON!

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SOVIET CANUKASTAN DONATES RIOT POLICE.


he donated bottle caps as a joke :?

Detachment of 5000 Kisnesian troops waits offshore for orders. If rioting does not stop soon or satellites detect problems with NON-EXISTANT nukes,, will be dispached to Curvey Island cities.

Aircraft carrier battle group is on its way.

INTERNATIONAL ASSISTANCE REQUESTED.

BREAKING NEWS FROM CURVEY ISLAND BROADCAST NETWORK.
Mysterious explosions are coming from areas on the east coast.
These are creating small mushroom clouds on the east.
MORE AS IT BECOMES AVALABLE.

Kisnesian Fighter Planes have entered Curvey Island Airspace. Paratroopers being deployed to Lakel Airport.

If Riots calm down, Kisnesian forces will withdraw.

LAKEL AIRPORT RADIO:
WELCOME TO THE REMENTS OF CURVEY ISLAND!
ACCORDING TO REPORTS FROM CURVEY ISLAND RADIO CHANNEL-WE RECIEVE ON SATELLITE SIGNAL, RIOTING STILL VERY BAD.
DEPLOY SOLDIERS PLEASE!
SAY WE CAN'T SEE, TOO MUCH SMOKE BUT ARE THERE ANY PEOPLE ON THE RUNWAY?
END TOWER TRANSMISSION.

I'll donate a gun with no ammo...

AS THE THIRD PRIME MINSTER IN ONE DAY...
I AM THE WESTERN-PRIME MINISTER, FORMALLY THE WESTERN MINISTER.
WE WELCOME YOUR PRESENCE AND I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU CLOSELY.
P.S. IF YOU FIND ANY NUKES, DESTROY THEM.
IF YOU FIND THEM.
EVEN I'M NOT SURE IF THEY EXIST!
I WAS ALMOST KILLED BY THE COMMANDER GENERAL-PRIME MINISTER'S MEN.
REGARDS.
THE WESTERN-PRIME MINISTER.

Riots are calming down.
However we request troops to stay through Sunday just in case.
This will give a sense of order!
Regards
The Western Prime Minister.

-Curvey Island Broadcast Network-
Power returning to parts of the island.
The capital is still partly on fire.
Mainly the parliament buildings.
Early reports from the capital that the east lost about a million people.
Power in the capital is on back-up power.
Kisnesian forces are providing policing.
The Republic of Armsplit are helping us out by providing a new radio transmitter. They have also donated forces to provide policing.
STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER DETAILS.
-Notice-Television transmissions will begin as soon as possible.
International Feed will continue to broadcast the radio station.

Two B-52's fly over Curvey Islands capital, and airdrop 400,000 military knives that were recently bought from Kamata. A message along with each parachuting box reads: "Happy Curvey Island Anarchy Day! These are for the authorites, DON'T USE! ITS AGAINST THE RULES! [then a picture of a mean face follows this message]"

A Carrier-Jet flies around Curvey Islands.

Dropping 100 Most Serious Rioters in AT Army...

Two B-52's fly over Curvey Islands capital, and airdrop 400,000 military knives that were recently bought from Kamata. A message along with each parachuting box reads: "Happy Curvey Island Anarchy Day! These are for the authorites, DON'T USE! ITS AGAINST THE RULES! [then a picture of a mean face follows this message]"

A Carrier-Jet flies around Curvey Islands.

Dropping 100 Most Serious Rioters in AT Army...

That's not exactly what we meant by international assistance...

Troops are being slowly withdrawn from Curvey Island. It should be able to facilitate its own rebuilding within (24 Hours RL time).

Kisnesian forces will continue to patrol the airspace and waters around Curvey Island, serving as a guard for UN/International Red Cross Organization relief efforts.

Hey, were my knives in boxes, or not boxed? (This is Kamata) If they weren't boxed.. LOL

Hey, were my knives in boxes, or not boxed? (This is Kamata) If they weren't boxed.. LOL

Due to the recent increase in head puncture wounds, we suspect that the boxes were not included in these packages, or that the boxes disinigrated upon being tossed from planes.

Either buy new cardboard for better boxes, or buy some cardboard in the first place! (Or tell your customers not to unpackage them too quickly...)

No worries, they were in sealed rubber boxes :) In order to prevent breaking of the knives, they were encased in seperate cases within the box as well.

Well, at least Kisnesian Occupying Forces wear metal helmets... :D

Well the knives were for the Curvey Island authorities to help them take back control. Plus the boxes were parachuted, which means they did hit the ground realitively fast (parachutes only slow you down but so much), but not that fast. :roll:

Last troops have been withdrawn from Curvey Island, but a small force is in a nearby base in case it is needed.

No nukes found (NONE EVER EXISTED!), so we should be good there.

Kisnesia