NationStates Jolt Archive

I am the former Curvey Island Prime Minister-The Prime Minister.
I need political asylum. I am speaking to you on an ionisphere radio broadcast somewhere in a rainforest. My strong hesisitation forced me out of office, and is also what killed my deputy-PM. The Commander General is now in charge. My former communications minister has taken the job of deputy-PM. He is the one filling propaganda about the superior broadcasting/communications equipment. We do have good equipment, but he is over hyping it.
I WILL PAY TOP BASTIONION!

No thank you. I'm not putting a nuclear freak in my nation. I would rather go and assassinate him.

I am not a nuclear freak. We were orignally developing the nukes as a back-up nuclear war kind of thing. Hide them somewhere.
Not use them immediatly.
I NEED HELP! THERE ARE BOMBS GOING OFF EVERYWHERE!
THE-FORMER-PRIME MINISTER!

How does a 7-million person nation founded (2 RL days ago) have nukes?

TALK TO THE DEAD COMMANDER GENERAL-PRIME MINISTER!

STAY AWAY FROM LANGHAM!!!
*plays in 10 different languages*

your a cockvillage.


bumplords herby put a reward on on this Prime Minister's head. Langham, how about me and you go kill him?

your a cockvillage.


bumplords herby put a reward on on this Prime Minister's head. Langham, how about me and you go kill him?*grabs Colt .45*
SURE!!!

I'll let the PM come into our nation so that we can harvest him for spare parts.

Actually, the sad thing is this is the best offer you've gotten so far. :P

I'll let the PM come into our nation so that we can harvest him for spare parts.

Actually, the sad thing is this is the best offer you've gotten so far. :P

bumplords wishs to get the mans leg. so we can burn it for our people

We'll take an arm. Nemesis #79 wants a snack. If it's possible.

bumplords wishs to get the mans leg. so we can burn it for our peopleNah, we need the leg. You can have the ass, if you want. :P

We'll take an arm. Nemesis #79 wants a snack. If it's possible.We need those, too. You can take the...
...on second thought, no. Seeing as he's going to be eating it, I'm NOT going to say that. :P

bumplords wishs to get the mans leg. so we can burn it for our peopleNah, we need the leg. You can have the ass, if you want. :P

...alright, ass it is.

We'll take an arm. Nemesis #79 wants a snack. If it's possible.We need those, too. You can take the...
...on second thought, no. Seeing as he's going to be eating it, I'm NOT going to say that. :PHe won't eat an ass, he'll die from severe intestinal damage.

FOR THE LAST TIME...
IF YOU WANNA KILL SOMEONE...
KILL THE COMMANDER GENERAL-PRIME MINISTER!
HE OVERTHREW ME.
BUT WAIT...
HE DIED WHEN YOU ALREADY KILLED HIM
WITH YOUR BOMBS YOU IDIOTS!!!
UGH!
I FEEL LIKE I AM DEALING WITH PEOPLE WITH EARWAX ALREADY IN UP THEIR COCKS.
LETS KILL THE OLD PM!
YEAH!
I DID NOTHING!
I DIDN'T EVEN WANT NUKES AS A PRIMARY SOURCE OF MILITARY USE!
AH, FORGET IT.
YOU PEOPLE ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND.

He won't eat an ass, he'll die from severe intestinal damage.We weren't talking about the ass, we were talking about the...
Well, you know. :wink:

FOR THE LAST TIME...
IF YOU WANNA KILL SOMEONE...
KILL THE COMMANDER GENERAL-PRIME MINISTER!
HE OVERTHREW ME.
BUT WAIT...
HE DIED WHEN YOU ALREADY KILLED HIM
WITH YOUR BOMBS YOU IDIOTS!!!
UGH!
I FEEL LIKE I AM DEALING WITH PEOPLE WITH EARWAX ALREADY IN UP THEIR COCKS.
LETS KILL THE OLD PM!
YEAH!
I DID NOTHING!
I DIDN'T EVEN WANT NUKES AS A PRIMARY SOURCE OF MILITARY USE!
AH, FORGET IT.
YOU PEOPLE ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND.

i say resi's agents should kidnap you, and rip off body parts. and give me the ass

I DID NOTHING!You posted in all CAPS, isn't that enough?

He won't eat an ass, he'll die from severe intestinal damage.We weren't talking about the ass, we were talking about the...
Well, you know. :wink:Oh, he'll fall into deep depression and die. :lol:

I DID NOTHING!You posted in all CAPS, isn't that enough?

and he said we have "EARWAX ALREADY IN UP OUR COCKS".

....i want his ass on my mantle. hurry up with the taking his PM,resi!

I'M USING A SHORTWAVE RADIO!
YOU DESTROYED THE TRANSMITTER OF THE ISLAND!
THATS WHY!
TERRIBLE SIGNAL!
GEE.
MAYBE THIS IS WHY YOU ARE ALL STUPID.
THE SIGNAL ISN'T REACHING OVER THERE.
YOU CAN'T BE THAT STUPID.
I DID NOTHING TO START THE WAR!
I HAD TO LEAVE!
THEY PUT A GUN TO MY HEAD!
GEE!

*Secret IC*

To: Frmr. Curvey Island Prime Minister
From: Attican Ministry of Foreign Affairs

We will help you regain control of your country, on the following terms:

1. Curvey Island becomes a distrikt of the Attican Empire. You will be assigned governor.

Thats about it.

Kisnesian troops have entered Curvey Island and currently control the airport and sections of two major cities, in an effort to control rioting and flame-posting. Air forces have also been deployed, and are searching for NON-EXISTANT nukes to shoot down.

*Secret IC*

To: Frmr. Curvey Island Prime Minister
From: Attican Ministry of Foreign Affairs

We will help you regain control of your country, on the following terms:

1. Curvey Island becomes a distrikt of the Attican Empire. You will be assigned governor.

Thats about it.

so, you annex him? and take away the OTHER bad guys?

jesus, just go home,attican. just-go-home.

I'll tell ya what, if you ship us your ass, Curvey, we'll forget any of this happened. :)

I'll tell ya what, if you ship us your ass, Curvey, we'll forget any of this happened. :)

....you said i could have the ass. :cry:

I'll tell ya what, if you ship us your ass, Curvey, we'll forget any of this happened. :)*ties bandana around eyes and grabs chainsaw*
I'll help. :)

FOR THE LAST TIME YOU IDIOTS.
READ THESE WORDS!
I DIDN'T START THE WAR!!!
I DID NOT!!!
IF YOU WANT I CAN SHIP YA A CHARED ASS OF THE COMMANDER GENERAL-PRIME MINISTER?
HOW BOUT THAT BUMPLORDS?
I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T START IT!
YOU KNOW WHAT...
FORGET IT...
I HAVE NO TIME TO DEAL WITH IDIOTS.
I HOPE YOUR COUNTRIES AND YOU BURN IN HELL.

FOR THE LAST TIME YOU IDIOTS.
READ THESE WORDS!
I DIDN'T START THE WAR!!!
I DID NOT!!!
IF YOU WANT I CAN SHIP YA A CHARED ASS OF THE COMMANDER GENERAL-PRIME MINISTER?
HOW BOUT THAT BUMPLORDS?
I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T START IT!
YOU KNOW WHAT...
FORGET IT...
I HAVE NO TIME TO DEAL WITH IDIOTS.
I HOPE YOUR COUNTRIES AND YOU BURN IN HELL.Same to you.

Bumplords - I didnt godmod. No, I will not go home. If I annex it, anyone who is attacking it is attacking me.

FOR THE LAST TIME YOU IDIOTS.
READ THESE WORDS!
I DIDN'T START THE WAR!!!
I DID NOT!!!
IF YOU WANT I CAN SHIP YA A CHARED ASS OF THE COMMANDER GENERAL-PRIME MINISTER?
HOW BOUT THAT BUMPLORDS?
I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T START IT!
YOU KNOW WHAT...
FORGET IT...
I HAVE NO TIME TO DEAL WITH IDIOTS.
I HOPE YOUR COUNTRIES AND YOU BURN IN HELL.

no, i want the PM'S ass.

and do you want me to destroy everyone? i will nuke you, right now. just say yes

....you said i could have the ass. :cry:Fine... he'll have to ship it to us, first though.

Bumplords - I didnt godmod. No, I will not go home. If I annex it, anyone who is attacking it is attacking me.

exactly, he just asked for help. not annexing.

I havent annexed him yet. I gave him the option. Its his choice whether he agrees or not.

A Message from the WESTERN-PRIME MINISTER.
Okay, my former peer has inhaled too much fumes from bombs.
HE IS NOT IN CHARGE
DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING HE SAYS.
I, THE WESTERN-PRIME MINISTER AM NOW IN-CHARGE.
If there are any kind of international problems, speak to me.
NOT HIM.
I AM IN CHARGE.
The WESTERN PRIME-MINISTER is in charge.
OKAY!
I'm sure in the morning he'll be fine and asking me for his job back, so until then...
I-The Western-Prime Minister is the man in charge!
Regards.
The Western-Prime Minister.

I CAN FIGHT MY OWN BATTLES "MR. WESTERN PRIME MINISTER!"
SO WHAT IF I HAVE INHALED TOO MANY FUMES AND AM CALLING EVERYBODY HERE COCKSUCKERS!!!
YOU WANNA BOMB ME WESTERN PM?
GO HEAD!
"REGARDS"
THE-OLD-PRIME MINISTER.

how bout you go fuck yourself. no really, stop posting