NationStates Jolt Archive


Curvey Island Nuclear Defense Program

14-09-2003, 03:20
Curvey Island Broadcast Network-DEFENSE ANNOUNCEMENT
Curvey Island is launching a Nuclear Defense program. We are publicly declaring this so that we are not bombed out of office if we don't declare this. We are creating this program because of increased tension in the past few hours. WE WILL NOT USE THE WEAPONS FOR ATTACKS. THEY ARE ONLY FOR WELL COLLATERAL AND PROTECTION.

The Defense Minister.
14-09-2003, 03:40
We currently have one nuke. We are developing several more.
Stay tuned.
14-09-2003, 03:41
Sooo... what would happen to this system if I had a battleship full of Patriot Missiles, or 30 silos worth in Kamata Empire? That's what I want to know... is it effective if it's blown up in midair?
14-09-2003, 03:43
Yes.
Wanna bet?
14-09-2003, 03:43
We currently have one nuke. We are developing several more.
Stay tuned.you dont have nukes newb.you've only been here for a few days.
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14-09-2003, 03:45
BREAKING NEWS-
THE PRIME MINISTER HAS BEEN OVERTHROWN!
THE PRIME MINISTER HAS BEEN OVERTHROWN!
THE PARLIAMENT BUILDINGS ARE NOW LOCKED DOWN.
THE CURVEY ISLAND MILITARY IS NOW IN CONTROL!

THIS IS THE CURVEY ISLAND BROADCAST NETWORK.
14-09-2003, 03:45
BREAKING NEWS
Curvey Island goes to War Measures.

Until Further Notice...
We are no longer 'The Free Land'.
WE ARE THE ARMED REPUBLIC OF CURVEY ISLAND!
WE NOW HAVE THREE NUKES!
WATCH US!
14-09-2003, 03:49
Watch you... sure. Watch you die because of two F-16 fighters from my F-16DATA squadron, which, may I add, even though I'm only not even a day old, I actually explained how I got them (Reverse-engineering a crash site, and building some which cost me 470 MILLION DOLLARS). Exactly how are you funding your nukes? Which, may I add, 3 nukes would be over 1 billion dollars.
14-09-2003, 03:52
We Highly doubt that you have any nukes.

The only way that we will believe you is if you show us the funding you recieved, the research, and the know how's to use them.

*I'm waiting*
14-09-2003, 03:53
Watch you... sure. Watch you die because of two F-16 fighters from my F-16DATA squadron, which, may I add, even though I'm only not even a day old, I actually explained how I got them (Reverse-engineering a crash site, and building some which cost me 470 MILLION DOLLARS). Exactly how are you funding your nukes? Which, may I add, 3 nukes would be over 1 billion dollars.your a noOb too!you need uranium to make nukes and you haven't even mined it yet!
14-09-2003, 03:53
Yes, me as well. My two F-16DATA's are standing by... if you don't have any evidence, we will fly over and aggrivate you.
14-09-2003, 03:54
Frall, I said I had F-16's for a valid reason, not nukes. I have no intention of going a stupidly stupid way and getting nukes into my nation.
14-09-2003, 03:55
Yes, me as well. My two F-16DATA's are standing by... if you don't have any evidence, we will fly over and aggrivate you.
a noOb isn't good idiot.
14-09-2003, 03:55
Frall, yes I know.
14-09-2003, 03:57
Frall, yes I know.so your a noOb.they should all be put in a room full of crazy people.
14-09-2003, 03:59
No I am not a n00b. I am new to NS, but I am not a n00b to RPGing realistically like this. Why exactly do you call me a n00b anyways?
14-09-2003, 04:02
No I am not a n00b. I am new to NS, but I am not a n00b to RPGing realistically like this. Why exactly do you call me a n00b anyways?because you were founded today and you cant have nukes yet.
14-09-2003, 04:04
I NEVER SAID I HAVE NUKES!!! I SAID I HAVE TWO F-16 FIGHTERS FOR REALISTIC REASONS!!! It may have been a tad bit unclear at first, but do I have to correct myself 300 times for you to understand my voice!?
14-09-2003, 04:05
I NEVER SAID I HAVE NUKES!!! I SAID I HAVE TWO F-16 FIGHTERS FOR REALISTIC REASONS!!! It may have been a tad bit unclear at first, but do I have to correct myself 300 times for you to understand my voice!?oh,sorry then your cool then.
14-09-2003, 04:06
CURVEY ISLAND RADIO NETWORK
"Okay, is this a three-way war?
Do I have to drop a nuke somewhere?!"
The Commander General-PM
14-09-2003, 04:06
Thank you :P Finally someone listens... you'd be the first one... congrats!!! *Hands a medal to frall*
14-09-2003, 04:09
CURVEY ISLAND RADIO NETWORK
"Okay, is this a three-way war?
Do I have to drop a nuke somewhere?!"
The Commander General-PMshut up you dont have nukes!
14-09-2003, 04:11
CURVEY ISLAND RADIO NETWORK:
RIOTS HIT THE STREETS.
RIOTING IS CURRENTLY OCCURING!
THE GRAND CONCERT TO CELEBRATE THE NEW 2 MILLION CITIZENS HAS BEEN POSTPHONED, AND MIGHT STAY THAT WAY!
MOBS ARE FORMING AGAINST THE ARMY!!!
THERE ARE RIOTS AT ALL GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS!
THERE ARE MOBS OUTISDE THIS BROADCAST STATION!!!
THERE IS A STATEMENT COMING FROM THE COMMANDER GENERAL.
"I HEREBY ORDER A STOP TO ALL RIOTING!!"
THIS IS DOING NO GOOD!
WE ARE CURRENTLY BEING ASKED TO LEAVE THE BUILDING AND WILL...
------SIGNAL DIES------
STATIC OVER ALL CURVEY ISLAND BROADCAST NETWORKS.
THE INTERNATIONAL FEED IS DOWN.
THE UNITED BROADCAST NETWORK IS NOW OFF THE AIR.
THE GOVERNMENT HAS SHUT DOWN THE ISLANDONE SATELLITE.
THE SIGNALS WILL START UP AGAIN IN THE NEXT HOUR.
14-09-2003, 04:31
CURVEY ISLAND HAS BEEN DEFEATED.