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!!!URGENT!!! Bits & Pieces of Vehicles Found!

13-09-2003, 17:25
Bits & Pieces of various cruisers, submarines, destroyers, aircraft carriers, some F-16's (The only thing we can make out), and some tanks have been found off the coast of our island. Some are whole, others are burnt out or just pieces. We're sending out a little team of divers to retrieve whatever they can for our purposes. If any of these vehicles are yours, please contact the Empire of Kamata immediatly, and after close inspection by us, your bits and pieces will be able to be picked up from our island via helicopter, boat, airplane, or space craft (Be careful when you land spacecraft on the runway please!)
Mef
13-09-2003, 17:28
Heh, This is pretty original and I like the way this is going, all the damaged equipment of all these wars has washed up on shore.
13-09-2003, 17:30
Thx mef.... EEEP!!!! Bodies!!! Yuck!!!
Trailers
13-09-2003, 17:31
OH NO!LITTLE PIECES OF METAL!WHAT EVER SHALL WE DO!?!

...:|
Blademasters
13-09-2003, 18:04
The invasion of the metallic debris has begun :lol:
Trailers
13-09-2003, 18:11
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Okay Im done spamming. :P
The Junkions
13-09-2003, 18:23
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(Y'know, it's not easy making entire posts out of quotes from the dialogue of one minor character in one animated movie..)
13-09-2003, 18:55
I think the F-16 might be ours....

We lost an F-16 when it crashed when 3rd Fleet was coasting by your coast.... :oops:
13-09-2003, 19:01
original
13-09-2003, 23:15
*Blushes* Well, if you don't mind... before I go giving all this stuff away... I will be reverse-engineering any bits and pieces I can find... I hope you don't mind!

Freedom Country: Your F-16 is in excellect shape!!! The only thing wrong is that the cockpit release lever was jammed, which is probably why the pilots died :(
Langham
13-09-2003, 23:23
We lost a cruiser some years ago. You might have some of the pieces.
13-09-2003, 23:31
Mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh.... I see some 120mm guns...... did your cruiser have any?
Langham
13-09-2003, 23:32
Two of them.
13-09-2003, 23:46
Yes, both still attached to bits of wood and their stands. Would you like them returned?
Langham
13-09-2003, 23:50
We need one of them for a new ship we're making. You can keep the other.
14-09-2003, 00:05
Thanks Langham!!! Come by and pick it up any time!
Langham
14-09-2003, 00:50
One of our cargo ships will arrive to pick it up.
14-09-2003, 01:08
One of the subs belong to us. It had a failure and blow up.
14-09-2003, 01:11
Erm.... we like keeping this stuff secret but an Ohio class subm,arine was lost somewhere over there some time back.
14-09-2003, 01:13
NS and DT, what were the subs names? We only have enough pieces of the subs to make out their names...
Brydog
14-09-2003, 01:14
Mine was the Charottle.
14-09-2003, 01:17
Mmmmhhhh... we have the nameplate and a torpedo from the Charottle. Would you care to come pick up after we reverse-engineer the torpedo?
Brydog
14-09-2003, 01:24
You can't reverse-engineer the torpedo. Give it to me and the rest of the sub.
14-09-2003, 01:33
14-09-2003, 01:41
There is no "rest of the sub". The only parts we found were the torpedo and the nameplate.

Freedom Country: Thank you for having no objections to us reverse-enginering the F-16. We are now airlifting you the F-16, as it was found, and the pilots bodies. Enjoy!