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Hathuania is going to the moon!

13-09-2003, 03:29
A silhouette of an emperor penguin reaching for the stars. It soon gets thrusted down and put on Hathuania's first SRB. Cheering is heard across the factory.
*one week later*

Three giant rockets are standing on the enormous concrete platform made specially for this occasion.

Penguins are seen swimming away as fast as their little flippers could take them, sensing danger.

No countdown is heard. No people are looking. This is extremely confidential.

The rockets slowly lift into the air, the concrete melts and bubbles under our top-secret fuel.

As the rocket lifts away, the concrete flies up with it and instantly freezes, making the Great Stone Monument.


Hathuanians carefully listen on their TVs. Then comes the first one...

He on an overturned flag and gets flung cartoonishly back in. :?

The next comes out in his reflective black and silver suit. He dodges the flag and plants ours on.

They get back into the rocket and return home, having a great meat dinner that cost almost as much as the space program itself.

And to this day, the flag video is awarded the WACKIEST lunar landing award.
Dontgonearthere
13-09-2003, 03:30
I belive Zaibock blew the moon up...
13-09-2003, 03:31
I belive Zaibock blew the moon up...

Well then...what did we land on? :shock:
Dontgonearthere
13-09-2003, 03:32
The temporary replacement moon.
13-09-2003, 03:33
So that explains the hollow banging each time they stepped...
:P
Dontgonearthere
13-09-2003, 03:37
Yeah, well, we couldnt afford to build a SOLID moon.
In any case, I would radio your penguinauts at tell them to avoid any especialy deep craters.
In typical GLACORP spirit our workers loosed several giant space slugs on the new moon, all in good humor of course.
13-09-2003, 03:42
o shut up, ziabock did not blow up the m00n