NationStates Jolt Archive


A billionth citizen is born...

The Mindset
12-09-2003, 13:23
...today, at the Central Medical Deployment Center (CMDC) in the heart of M1 city on Midna Beta. Unfortunately, the child died soon after of respiritory problems, and as per Mindsettian death proceedures, its internal organs were liquified and vitmin enriched.

The Prime of The Mindset is to sit down to a meal with the parents of the child, and the thirteen award winning chefs are currently exclaiming that the child is tender and suculent.

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OOC: Note, it is standard proceedure to eat the dead (if not infested with disease) within our nation. It is not religious, since we are not religious, and we do not consider it canibalism. When you are this size of a nation living on recently terraformed (only 200 years ago) planets, were food is scarce, you would implement resource saving techniques. Since the shell of a dead body means nothing to us, only the memory does, we were presented with an ideal oppertunity to help feed the populace.
Sketch
12-09-2003, 13:57
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Oy..........uh, congadulations? You ate your billionth child........ Some how that just doesn't sound like a cause for celebration :?