Dictator Rey makes his return to the ring (Open RP)
(OOC: This is my first real attempt at an RP on this board; I don't care what part anyone plays, but it will focus on TRNoFR's recent regional upheaval and, to a lesser degree, the dictator himself. If this goes down in flames, I will probably sulk :P Oh, and direct all 'e-fed wannabe' related flames to your wife's genetalia; I'll probably find it eventually.)
**The Bayou Wrestling Association's most popular upper card program, "Friday Night Carnage" opens with the usual theme song of Cypress Hill's "You Can't Get the Best of Me" and the usual exploding pyro. The two announcers, Kevin Yvracknov and Helen "Bright Eyes" Wadlowiski, are shown sitting behind a table at ringside, in front of a rampaging full arena.**
KY: Hello fans at home, and welcome to a very special BWA Carnage, coming at you LIVE from beautiful Lolita Point, Fuego Rey.
HW: If by "Beautiful" you mean "Reeking of Human and Industrial Waste" then I agree with you Kevin! But let me tell you why tonight is so special. As you all know, the Head Dictator of our nation started here in this very ring, when this was just a territory of the Celestial Badger. However, when he seized power, he was forced to put his wrestling duties aside to run the country.
KY: Until today.
HW: That's right! Dictator Rey will once again adopt his Luchador persona and his mask to main event for us tonight against his old enemy, BWA champion Davis "The Wraith" Cholo! It's going to be a classic Highspots match, folks, and you're gonna see it live!
KY: That's right, Helen, and to commemorate the occasion, there are quite a few celebrities here in the audience tonight. Right there in the front row is Fuego Rey's trusted Information Minister, Chris By-The-Throat. **The camera moves to the I.M's seat, with his secret police director sitting beside him** And that's not all we have here tonight...
((Pssst...this is where you make your entrances))
(( Gonna try and bump this into the public eye again, just out of curiosity. ))
:The daughter of lady Gammerus surina steps forward:
:The daughter of lady Gammerus surina steps forward:
(this is my 1st rp to)
:Surina: Your leadership is a poor mockery of even the worst dictatorships.
((OOC: Bulk, I appreciate that you're rping with me (it's more than anbyody else does) but it would help me greatly if you would make your entrance in a more clear manner. ))
(to be honest your post is kinda confusing, so Im just gonna dive in)
:stepping away from the faceless crowd of excentric elite persons, in a formal manner.:
Surina* I have heard of you rey, your reputation presedes you.
:she comments with a sneer:
Surnina* tales of your diabolical dictatorship have traveled even to my small country of Buik
**the Dictator, standing proudly in the center of the ring absorbing the crowd's sporadic applause, appears shocked at the woman's sudden appearance and even more shocked at her words. He turns and looks around puzzedly for a moment**
FR: Are you stupid, b**ch? I'll come down there and f**kin tear you into bite sized chunks! **With that, the wrestler-turned-dictator-turned-wrestler leaps over the ropes and begins striding quickly towards the woman. He is intercepted by his information minister, who leaps from the crowd and grabs him by the arm. The two have a short, hissed conversation, as tension continues to mount...**
:Surina stands confident. her arms crossed and her her face allthough appearing blank to those around her, only seems to be mocking the dictator:
:allthough her ever present servant is not quiet as confident in Surina as Surina herself. her body quivering under the heavy tension in the air:
servant* sure you should egg him on lady? This is not the opor...
:she is cut off by Surina, who signals her silence:
Surina* You doubt me?.....
**Meanwhile, Fuego Rey's information minister is holding tightly to his comrade's shoulder. The Secret Police director appears behind Suarina, escrima stick in hand, as if to escort her out.**
CBTT: She's an important figure in another nation, Jake.
FR: F**K IT! I'M GONNA TEAR THE F**KIN SKANK IN HALF! NOBODY SHOOTS ON ME LIKE THAT!!!
CBTT: You think we can afford a war now? Even for a pissant nation? People are ALREADY keeping their eye on us, ese, with the prostitution scandal. We *can't* handle any more bad PR. You're just gonna have to swallow it. For now.
FR: WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT CHRIS?!?!? I DON'T...wait...for now? **The dictator grins, showing yellow teeth, and his information minister grins back.**
CBTT: For now.
Megadon jumps in between the two butch babes and blows them all to hel with a 500 megaton warhead and destroys them both PERMANENTLY. Megado is immune to EVERYTHING so lives to kill off other stupid crap. Now, get on with decent stuff. :twisted:
Congratulations; "Megadon" has just earned the first use of my ignore cannon.
: Freeing herself from his armed gaurds Surina resumes her cocky stance:
Surina* Rey my good man, I know about the Political scandles as well as you, and I also know what posistion that leaves you in. I come from a country of peace and love, so I would find it beneath me to exploit your problems for my own gain. I am aware how oppressed and afraid your people are, this I cannot ignore. you must be aware how the U.N. frowns upon such treatment of your people.
**Again, the two men confer at the bottom of the entrance to the ring.**
FR: We could f**kin annihilate her here, dude. Have somebody pop off a few caps.
CBTT: On national TV? Look, we're in a precarious situation here. If we roll over her piss-ant nation like steam rollers, we're gonna look like bullies. Let me handle this.
**Chris By-The-Throat stands and picks up a microphone, smiling, as he recalls his old days as Rey's somewhat mentally diseased manager** All right there, bright eyes. You seem to have some problem with the Honorable Dictator Rey. **He gestures to the horned luchador standing behind him** So I have to say; let's settle this the old fashioned BWA way...with a barbed wire deathmatch.
**The marks in the crowd predictably pop at the thought of Dictator rey making comeback with the match type that made him famous against Cholo almost twenty years ago. And both men, laugh.**
Surina: Barbed wire? alittle to brutal, and messy for my taste, I fight strickly man to woman. using barbed wire, is just a poor exuse to let out bottled up testosterone. Although I still see no reason to fight, If you would simply comply to human rights bill of 01 there would be no problem.
:random People in the crowd start to levitate mysteriously:
**The crowd rather predictably boos and hisses at being denied their barbed wire match, and both Rey and By-The-Throat enjoy a good, theatrical snicker as they look up to her. Rey is still pointing and laughing when By-The-Throat speaks up.**
CBTT: Doll, if the UN inspectors are satisfied, then you have no place trying to enforce UN laws, especially on a nation that you can do nothing to should things come to a sticking point. I would suggest that you choose your battles more wisely.
: Surina smiles, obvious to many around her that she is concocting a clever plan:
Surina: who said anything about picking a fight? can you not take any oppinions without thinking them threats?
OOC: Sorry to butt in OOCly, but....
Quite apart from flames, I like it! :D
OOC: sorry but I have to go, its allmost midnight and I really need some sleep. FYI you should probly tone down the cussing alitte, other wise nicely played.
**Dictator Rey is barely restraining himself, his hands twitching as he hops from one foot to the other looking up the ramp at the woman. Chris By-The-Throat grins at her, and very casually lights a cigarette.**
CBTT: Doll, coming into my...uh, our nation...nation and spewing forth lies about our government is nothing less than information terrorism. Our people are prosperous and enjoy excellent civil liberties, and anyone who says otherwise is a damned liar.
OOC: sorry but I have to go, its allmost midnight and I really need some sleep. FYI you should probly tone down the cussing alitte, other wise nicely played.
(OOC: That's all right, I should go to bed as well. It was nice RPing with you, and I apologize if the cursing offended you, but that's the nature of this rather rough and tumble nation.)