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Are YOU a person with an unusual gift? Powers of the mind that defy description?

Have you heard what other people are thinking, and finished their sentences for them?

Do you dream about things and find they happen?

Do you have the power to set things on fire using thoughts alone?

Then the Royal Institute of Genetic Research at Whispering Voices is looking to speak to you!

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But our funding has taken a dramatic cash injection recently, and we're looking to expand our portfolio of scientific participants.

Working for us, providing your time for psychometric and psychological tests, as well as physical ones, you stand to earn as much as a member of a senior management member of a large corporation.

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All those who apply will be thoroughly vetted, and deported from the region should they not be able to satisfy our criteria.

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Someone must have a poor psychic out there ^_^

We generally hire most of our own psychics. Will mentats do?

We'll send you five of these guys. See if you can't figure them out.

Empath
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Designation: Special
Environment: Urban
Size: 5-6.5 feet tall
Armaments: Mental Powers
Top Speed: 20 mph (on foot)
Specs: Empaths are gifted individuals who can read the ideas and emotions of others. They can also cause a person to have an idea, thus changing their thought processes. Empaths came to be due to radiation and chemical impurities found in the water in the slums. These chemicals, for better or for worse, act on the minds of people and (especially) unborn children. There is a flip side to the birth of Empaths, though. An increasingly high number of children are being born with severe mental retardation in the slums, with the cause being the same as the cause of the birth of Empaths. Greater Empaths are extremely rare, and can permanently alter someone's opinions or feelings.

We'll send you five of these guys. See if you can't figure them out.

Empath
http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/53887/6.jpg
Designation: Special
Environment: Urban
Size: 5-6.5 feet tall
Armaments: Mental Powers
Top Speed: 20 mph (on foot)
Specs: Empaths are gifted individuals who can read the ideas and emotions of others. They can also cause a person to have an idea, thus changing their thought processes. Empaths came to be due to radiation and chemical impurities found in the water in the slums. These chemicals, for better or for worse, act on the minds of people and (especially) unborn children. There is a flip side to the birth of Empaths, though. An increasingly high number of children are being born with severe mental retardation in the slums, with the cause being the same as the cause of the birth of Empaths. Greater Empaths are extremely rare, and can permanently alter someone's opinions or feelings.

OOC: I think his offer was to individuals, Charicter-Oriented Role-Play, not to governments.

OOC: I think his offer was to individuals, Charicter-Oriented Role-Play, not to governments.OOC: Ah, my bad. I thought he was going to do one of those scientific proof things that someone did for elves a while back.

No you cannot have them, they are mine!!.

Lord Magdor the Terrible
Head of State and Emperor of Magdoria
Head of the Evil and Self Sustaining State Bureaucracy (though we dont know why and are afraid to ask!)
Arbitrations Person of the Arbiter Alliance
Member of the Coalition of Evil
Self Proclaimed NationStates God of Slaughter

They're mine i tell you all miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

It's meant to be character-based, yes. And I did treatises on furries and elves ages ago - this is going to be more detailed.

"Why should I, Argardeloth, Lord of the Dead and King of the Corpselendings, lend my necromancers to one such as you. I am highly suspicious of your activities and your works. My eyes are upon you."

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King Agardeloth
Monarch of the Corpselendings
Betrayer of Elf-Kind
Slayer of Kin
Lord of the Dead