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The Dominion of Pooplandy has officially declared war on the Dictatorship of South Canadia. South Canadia was formed after the fall of New Canadia just recently. They inherited most of New Canadia's military and territory. They have issued several threats to our allies of Bumby and Crownsland and their intentions are clear. They plan to invade and take over those two states. We have 5 bomber squadrons already entering Canadia's airspace.

The Federation of Felimid MacFal would like to know on what grounds you are declaring war.

For some unknown reason, other than we like to protect people (minus Terristan, the terrorist Mutherfucker), Freedom Country has dispatched 1 ASF wing and 1 Ground Attack wing, and the 3rd Division to protect Canadia.

Also, 1,000 Spec Ops soldiers have been posted.

The Commonwealth of Bumby rallies around Pooplandy. It is about time we declared war. The only time nations will be safe is when South Canadia is stamped out. We have scrambled the 3rd and 17th bomber squadrons and they are now enroute to South Canadia.

we would like to know of any proof. otherwise your bombers might be blown out of the sky.

edited because of horrible typing

The Fiefdom of Crownsland thanks god Pooplandy has voted to declare war. We have most recently recieved several wires from South Canadia threatening an invasion. 3 Bomber squadrons have been scrambled.

The High Council of the Nomadic Peoples of Sibley urge caution and join the other nations in asking for proof of their threat.

The Dictatorship of South Canadia feels that it is none of Pooplandy's business what we do with our enemies. If we threaten invasion then we should be entitled to and you should not intervene. Though we have virtually no working aircraft we have some AA cannons watching the skies.

If there is no real reason for this declaration of war, the Federation of Felimid MacFal will have no choice but to defend the nation of Canadia... no matter how dumb their name sounds.

We will shoot down any bomber that enter Canadia's airspace.

We remind you that he has not killed anybody yet, and you are now attacking him.

We will pull out when he actually enters your territory with a military unit (that we know of)

Unless i see proof my fighters will scramble to shoot your bomboers out of the sky before reaching their targets.

We have scrammbled all of our air superiority fighters (far more aircraft than you could possibly field) and are prepaired to fire upon any hostile aircraft entering South Canadian airspace.

First to the nation of South Canadia:
We have every right to defend Crownsland and Bumby. They are my allies.

Now to the other nations:
First off we have proof. Both Crownsland and Bumby have copies of several telegrams threatening an invasion. We also have intelligence stating they have most of their forces massed on the Canadia/Crownsland boder, mobilized.

Pooplandy and the rest of the S.D.C. feels that these nations have little reason for becoming involved in this conflict as none of them are in any way associated with any of the nations involved.

Our squadrons are approaching their first targets. They have not fired.

Several Air Interceptor wings scrambled into the air with orders to engage any hostiles actions untill told otherwise by their commanders.

Our 2 squadrons have taken out their first target. A radar installation near the boder between crownsland and Canadia.

Bumby would like to confirm Pooplandy's coments that we have recieved telegrams threatening invasion.

could it be that poopylandy is every country that has only 1 post?

We will still shoot down any hostile aircraft entering Canadia's airspace, as he has not attacked yet, and as far as we know he is performing military exercises.

60 MA-10's, 60 F-16's, 60 A-10's and a hell of a lot of ground troops are patrolling constantly.

i think so and in abuot a minute im going to post a sudden missle striek taking out those bombers.

Crownsland's squadrons have taken out a convoy of Canadia's tanks attempting to cross the border.

Felimid MacFal has 6 squadrons of air superiority fighters tailing Poopyland's bombers, waiting for any signs of hostility to open fire.

89 other squadrons are closing in on Canadian air space at the moment with more en route.

"Commander we have bombers firing"
"Take them down"
The first and second squad's broke formation charging crownsland's bombers and getting the missle locks needed. Each fired the smart missles on teh targets and several remote ATA-54 missles.
Other interceptors fired on bumby's bombers with smart missles.


report losses you two.

Our AA guns have taken out 3 bombers. All of which bear Pooplandy insignia. We also have no confirmed reports of a convoy advancing over into crownsland. We have sent an intercepor sqadron into the air.

*In the skies of South Canadia*

"This is fighter lead, we got a target in the red zone, a big fat B-52. Looks like a lead, or a rogue."

"Is it in the red zone?"

"Yup, right here on my screen, 20 miles over. The rest are circling at the border."

"Nab 'em."

"Missile away!!!"

"Roger, rtb, at the makeshift airfield set up by the Spec Ops guys when they paradropped in."

"Roger"

*2 AA-2 250 km missiles launch from under the MA-10, and begin tracking the bomber. They close to within 50 miles, then begin their attack dive.....*

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THe Nation of Pooplandy has ordered all bombers to exit Canadia's air space and return to bases. Poplandy suggests that their allies do the same.

More MA-10's fire AA-2's, until 60 missiles are in the air, and F-16's are crawling all over the place. A-10's patrol the border, and ground troops are arriving in C-200's.

Good idea. :x

And I fired at the bombers not out of Canadia's aerospace.

The Commonwealth of Bumby has recalled all units.

Crownsland shall reluctantly follow their allies and bring all units out of Canadia's territory. Though I feel this is the wrong thing to do I have lost most all of my bombers and fear that if I continue on alone My nation will be crushed not just by the tyrranical nation of Canadia but also by it's new allies.

I have also given 60 not needed F-16's to South Canadia, and 2 shipments of AA-2 missiles.

South Canadia is glad that the southern defense coalition has retreated. Luckily we have lost few casualties.

Now that Cronsland is in full fledged retreat we have mobilized our 2rd and 4th armored divisions and 17th, 21st, and 29th infantry divisions. They are just now crossing the border into Crownsland. My troops are making good time and if all goes weel should reach Crownsland's capitol within the hour. Canadia would like to thank the nations that flocked to it's aid when it was attacked. We hope that we may continue to be allies after this conflict is finished.

We do not like you invading considering they turned back across their borders if you do not retreat we will step in to halt your forces with force if need be i dont think war is needed.

Crownsland though alittle shocked. expceted Canadia to pull something like this. We have turned around the majority of our ground forces to face the coming onslaught. The rest of our forces have moved to defned our capitol and other major places. The majority of our air force is on the ground refeuling but we have deployed a squadron of bombers to try and slow their advance.

Edit: double post....sorry

The Holy Empire of Falastur warns South Canadia that an approach on a retreating army is not the best move.....

You have the sympathy vote with several countries, South Canadia....you might lose it if you try to do this....

However, we are not committing troops to this conflict.....

Pooplandy would help Canadia however Canadia now has too many allies. If we fought then we would be crushed. Sorry :(

Bumby also regrets that it feels it would be foolish to fight Canadia and it's allies. We are very sorry. :( :cry:

The rest of our armies have been deployed. I have set up a massive artillery battery on a ridge overlooking Crownsland's forces. As they came into view we rained down hell. Within a half an hour their forces were decimated. We then sent in our armored divisions which finished them off. We are now advancing on your capitol post haste.

The Parliament of Crownsland has voted to surrender to the Nation of South Canadia. Just please do not use force on our cities. We have ordered all our armies to surrender. I understand why my allies did not aid me stopping Canadia. It would be foolish. We only hope that Canadia does not try to invade them next.

South Candian forces our now occupying the capitol. We think it a smart idea to surender. We wish to take power at once. Alas Crownsland becomes a territory of a new empire. We have no intentions of occupying Bumby or Pooplandy in the forsseeable future. Our forces have begun occupying the rest of Crownsland. We would once again like to thank the nations that aided us. Your donations will be very helpful.

::Loud cheering and joy:: "YAY!" :D :lol:

South Candian forces our now occupying the capitol. We think it a smart idea to surender. We wish to take power at once. Alas Crownsland becomes a territory of a new empire. We have no intentions of occupying Bumby or Pooplandy in the forsseeable future. Our forces have begun occupying the rest of Crownsland. We would once again like to thank the nations that aided us. Your donations will be very helpful.

::Loud cheering and joy:: "YAY!" :D :lol:

This, folks, is a perfect example of why you SHOULDNT attack a nation without a good reason... you might get your pretty little behind ganged up on. tsk tsk.

Now, Poopsville, if you had stated a REASON for your invasion in your first post, i'm sure many (or some at leas) of the nations would have let you proceed with your little war.

Pooplandy did give reasons for invasion. We gave them throughout the war. They sent telegrams to Bumby and Crownsland threatening to invade. And I belive the nations acknowledged my claim.

I'm talking about initially giving them. say... in your first post. its all well and good to give a reason after you start shooting, but its not smart.

I believe that in our first post we stated that:
They have issued several threats to our allies of Bumby and Crownsland!

Anyways it's all in the past. A small nation has become the territory of a ruthless dictatorship. I feel that it is wrong to argue about whether or not we stated our reasons for invasion any longer.

CommunistPoland opposes this imperialist invasion.
We will dispatch 1 million troops to defend South Canadia and establish a communist puppet government there.

Further, we are preaparing an invasion of the imperialist nation of Poopyland.

As we are friends with South Canadia (and I have decided to have some fun, Dork Terror style) we have sent our 1st Airborne division in their C-200's to help Canadia's advance. The 3rd Division is reinforcing Canadia's borders, and joining the attacking force.

NOT NOT MESS WITH MY ALLIES.

Erm...

*thinks*

...Okay.

bump

Cool! n00b wars! :D

*watches war from far, far away, and calls FC's Leader*

"Get on with the carnage, already!"

We are not an imperialist nation. We attacked South Canadia for the good of our allies. South Canadia was planning an invasion of Crownsland and Bumby. Both of which are our allies. We were attacking in hopes of crushing the threat. If all these other nations hadn't attacked us then Crownsland wouldn't be under the control of South Canadia.

1st division, made up of full strength, pushes right over Pooplandy's border. It meets limited resistance, all has been eliminated by the MLRS's.

Planes arre constantly overhead, as the tanks and troops push 10 miles across the border on the first day.

They could have gone further, but they decided to pause to regroup.

All we plan to do is attack 30 miles or so, destroy, then fall back and let you retake your land. We will mine the border though.

Ground Commanders, confused by the lack of resistance, continues to push forward, this time 15 miles. The experienced army is shocked by the lack of resistance.

The regular part of the army holds up and digs in, while the more experienced, Special Operations part, and their tanks, push forward 5 more miles, encountering only one farmer with a Bolt Action Rifle.

By night time, their objective is reached, while they wait for the enemy force to awaken.