NationStates Jolt Archive


Earth Finally mobilises

11-09-2003, 13:22
"We detect Ships moving to intercept us your majesty" said Captain Jameson as he turned to Falken on his throne located in the middle of the bridge
"How many?" replied Falken tapping his nails lazly on the armrests of his throne
"Several sir a multinational fleet We detect destroyers frigates battlecrusiers and hmm missile carring ships from the Russian states in the European sectors of Earth" replied Jameson
"Hmm let them come tell the fleet to organise in attack posture I shall sweep them aside then advance on Earth herself fools these Earthlings thinking they can muster a fleet that size and still hope to beat me! the ISIS is invincible it was bulit by my father and my father was a god!"
He swept his cloak aside and walked up to the broadcast rig a hologarphic image of him was projected across the void to Earths nations in Each capital Falkens image appeared

"People of Earth you are not as cowardly as I thought but I must inform you your defence of your world is in vain unless you turn your fleet back alot of good Sons and Daughters of Earth are going to die your defiance is pitaful and enrages me more and more and makes your fate more ugly from day to day Belem leave Earth and no harm shall befall your fellow Earthlings stay and Earth shall burn for all eternity"


he turned to Jameson

"Tell half the fleet to moblise in the Oort cloud the other behind Pluto's moon Charon we shall stay"



http://www.intelligamer.com/sims/xvtbop/bop03.jpg

The ISIS with a fighter flying towards it



http://daisydownunder.com/images/daisy-artf35s.jpg

Emperor Xander Falken looking most displeased with you
11-09-2003, 13:37
(OOC if anyone is actually up to coming and getting me the revised stats for my fleet are as follows)


1 ISIS battlecrusier
32 Gra'Gatox Cruisers
34 Ged'Geddon Battleships
13 Support vessels of varing sizes
24 Jem'Hadar light attack vessels
12 Chem'Shar heavy escorts
1,2000 fighters YF22 design
Jitano
11-09-2003, 13:41
that's a super star destroyer, not an ISIS
11-09-2003, 13:42
OCC(only decent piccie i could find of a decent ship other than apophis's ship in season 5 of stargate)
Der Angst
11-09-2003, 14:09
Captain Max Power of the wooden battlecruiser Oak watches the fleet arriving.

"Open fire with our Gumnuts of DOOM!"
"Will do, sir!"

*thousands of Gumnuts of doom are fired at the Zaibock fleet*

"Well, there is not much remaining, correct?"
"Well... but we have to retreat, this masses of cardboard are... not good."
11-09-2003, 15:21
Captain Max Power of the wooden battlecruiser Oak watches the fleet arriving.

"Open fire with our Gumnuts of DOOM!"
"Will do, sir!"

*thousands of Gumnuts of doom are fired at the Zaibock fleet*

"Well, there is not much remaining, correct?"
"Well... but we have to retreat, this masses of cardboard are... not good."


Erm thats nice.................................................. :roll:
Dontgonearthere
11-09-2003, 15:25
Nobodys going to RP with you Zaibock, you were acting like one of those Noobzis.
11-09-2003, 15:37
OOC(And what the fuck was that supposed to mean?)
11-09-2003, 15:40
http://daisydownunder.com/images/daisy-artf35s.jpg

Emperor Xander Falken looking most displeased with you

To be perfectly honest, he looks more like a porcupine just had its way with his genitals.

Anyway...Zaibock, why do you insist upon being such a godmoding n00bwank? I mean, seriously...first, you put out your ridiculous invasion threat, then when everyone ignores it you godmode them sending out a response fleet to your Cardboard Armada.

Let me make this perfectly clear:
YOU DO NOT HAVE STAR DESTROYERS.
YOU DO NOT HAVE EVEN ONE STAR DESTROYER.

You are a July Nation, Zaibock. This means that there is no way you could afford any one of those ships you claim, even if it WAS made from carboard. Continuing to spam this ridiculous BS is just another sign of how little you understand how RP works on Nationstates.

As there is no way you could actually construct any sort of fleet like this, and there is no way you could pose even a minimal threat to anyone else, ever, at all, I must therefore ICly decree that anyone claiming to be Zaibock must in fact be some angst-ridden teenager hijacking TV waves from his mother's basement and threatening to conquer the world simply to give himself a moment's escape from the hellhole that is his high school.

In conclusion, I shall personally translate all of the above into n00bese to make sure nothing is lost in the translation.

OMFG WTF LOL u sux0r zabiok u kant aford taht sort of firpowr lol seriosly man ur shps r all made frum cardbord or sumting lol NEway u dont exist so u sux0r s0 stop spaming lol plzkthxbi ps seriosly that dood lokks lik a porkyupin b it his wang or sumting roflmap
11-09-2003, 15:43
OOC(ONE THING YOU EGO OBSESSED WANK SHOT IM 21 I HAVE WORKED SINCE I WAS SIXTEEN AND NO WAY AM I A ANGET RIDDEN TEENAGER YOUR GAME IS CRAP YOU ARE CRAP YOUR MOMMA IS CRAP YOUR FATHER IS CRAP YOUR WHOLE GEEKY EXISTANCE IS CRAP YOU ARE A GEEK THAT CANT TAKE A JOKE I HAD A MATE THAT WARNED ME AGAINST THIS GAME AND AS FOR TAKING OVER THE WORLD HA! ITS PPL LIKE YOU THAT SIT IN BASEMENTS DREAMING YOUR GEEKY LITTLE LIFE AWAY NOW GET A LIFE YOU SHIT FACED COCK SUCKERS!)
11-09-2003, 15:45
OOC(ONE THING YOU EGO OBSESSED WANK SHOT IM 21 I HAVE WORKED SINCE I WAS SIXTEEN AND NO WAY AM I A ANGET RIDDEN TEENAGER YOUR GAME IS CRAP YOU ARE CRAP YOUR MOMMA IS CRAP YOUR FATHER IS CRAP YOUR WHOLE GEEKY EXISTANCE IS CRAP YOU ARE A GEEK THAT CANT TAKE A JOKE I HAD A MATE THAT WARNED ME AGAINST THIS GAME AND AS FOR TAKING OVER THE WORLD HA! ITS PPL LIKE YOU THAT SIT IN BASEMENTS DREAMING YOUR GEEKY LITTLE LIFE AWAY NOW GET A LIFE YOU SHIT FACED COCK SUCKERS!)

...Wow.

You have issues, dude.
11-09-2003, 15:46
OOC ( not as many as you are u a fuckin Yank that gets off on wars or summat)
11-09-2003, 15:47
OOC ( not as many as you are u a f--- Yank that gets off on wars or summat)

Actually, I'm a pacifist (IC and OOC), and have never RPed a war.
11-09-2003, 15:48
OOC (yeah so till you have shut yer trap you warhawking american scum)
11-09-2003, 15:50
OOC (yeah so till you have shut yer trap you warhawking american scum)

One doesn't need war RP experience to know what bad war RP looks like, you n00bish moron. Also, when did I say I was an American?
Der Angst
11-09-2003, 15:50
OOC (yeah so till you have shut yer trap you warhawking american scum)

How about some arguments insteat of insulting the others nation?

Oh, i forgot, you don`t have any...
11-09-2003, 15:51
OOC(I just have a feelin your a an American or are you trying to overcompensate for something your missing?)
11-09-2003, 15:52
OOC(I just have a feelin your a an American or are you trying to overcompensate for something your missing?)

No, I'm just trying to keep the general quality of RP up on this forum, a goal you detract from quite substantially. People who spacewank and godmode constantly are generally the ones assumed to be overcompensating.
11-09-2003, 15:53
OOC(your all so elitist are'nt you I bet theirs not one of ya whos over 16 is there)

Fuckin adolensent pricks the lot of ya) try graduating from nappies before you argue with me!)
Der Angst
11-09-2003, 15:53
OOC(I just have a feelin your a an American or are you trying to overcompensate for something your missing?) If your plan was to show the world how much of a moron you are, congratulation your objective is hereby completed.
11-09-2003, 15:54
Zaibock-ignored.
11-09-2003, 15:54
OOC(NO! i just happen to like Sci-Fi and are you guys called the league of extrodinary Bellends or something)
11-09-2003, 15:55
JEEEZUS ITS LIKE A FUCKIN HIGH SCHOOL IN HERE!
11-09-2003, 15:56
OOC(your all so elitist are'nt you

When dealing with n00btards like you, yes.

I bet theirs not one of ya whos over 16 is there)

BZZT. THAT - IS - INCORRECT. DAVROS - DEMANDS - THE - CORRECT - ANSWER. YOU - WILL - ANSWER - THE - DALEKS - HUMAN.

f--- adolensent pricks the lot of ya) try graduating from nappies before you argue with me!)
Says the guy who hasn't even begun to make any sort of arguement aside from OMFG U SUX0R FUCK U LOLOLOLOLL I R TEH WIN!!111111one
Anhierarch
11-09-2003, 15:56
OOC(ONE THING YOU EGO OBSESSED WANK SHOT IM 21 I HAVE WORKED SINCE I WAS SIXTEEN AND NO WAY AM I A ANGET RIDDEN TEENAGER YOUR GAME IS CRAP YOU ARE CRAP YOUR MOMMA IS CRAP YOUR FATHER IS CRAP YOUR WHOLE GEEKY EXISTANCE IS CRAP YOU ARE A GEEK THAT CANT TAKE A JOKE I HAD A MATE THAT WARNED ME AGAINST THIS GAME AND AS FOR TAKING OVER THE WORLD HA! ITS PPL LIKE YOU THAT SIT IN BASEMENTS DREAMING YOUR GEEKY LITTLE LIFE AWAY NOW GET A LIFE YOU SHIT FACED COCK SUCKERS!)

[ooc: Maybe you're 21. Maybe you're not - but you display all the maturity of a 11 year old AOL script kiddie.]
11-09-2003, 15:58
OOC(wow so you know who Davros is i thought americans didnt know who davros was well spin me around spank me and call me susie (SUSIE) not (SUZIE) the way you Reprobate americans spell it!)
11-09-2003, 15:58
I'm 15. Age doesnt really mean anything, its who acts their age and who acts like they are illiterate.
11-09-2003, 15:59
OOC(wow so you know who Davros is i thought americans didnt know who davros was well spin me around spank me and call me susie (SUSIE) not (SUZIE) the way you Reprobate americans spell it!)
Man, you REALLY have issues. Especially with Americans. Why have you got such a boner for insulting Americans in halting AOL n00blish?
11-09-2003, 16:00
Vichy france erm go choke on a lolly or something because your obviously fat and are a geek! thank you that formally ends your argument now i think its time for bed for you young lad
11-09-2003, 16:01
He's from America too, I would be surprised if an uzbeki or something could even be such a retard.
11-09-2003, 16:01
Vichy france erm go choke on a lolly or something because your obviously fat and are a geek! thank you that formally ends your argument now i think its time for bed for you young lad

I'm sorry, that's just too funny. I think I'll print that out and take it in to my class and show them an example of how NOT to win an argument.
11-09-2003, 16:03
Ah i can imagine it now your there snorting like a pig whilst you stuff your face with chips and ooze all over your computer
11-09-2003, 16:03
and your mother brings you in more chips
11-09-2003, 16:04
If you guys really went to war you CACK your pants!
11-09-2003, 16:05
Ah i can imagine it now your there snorting like a pig whilst you stuff your face with chips and ooze all over your computer

Zaibock, you've lost. You're resorting to insults, and very poor ones at that. Just give up before you embarass yourself further.
11-09-2003, 16:06
Think I win this war or SCI-FI FAN VS THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY BELLENDS


bows and saids FUCK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!
11-09-2003, 16:07
Think I win this war or SCI-FI FAN VS THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY BELLENDS


bows and saids f--- YOU AND GOODNIGHT!

Truly amazing. He does not even acknowledge his complete inability to present a coherent argument.
11-09-2003, 16:07
Zaibock, You are a sadistic racist who just likes to vent his anger out on people in a forum. You know that, so you really dont care what we say, just as long as you can tell us off, because you obviously got some wierd problem. Invalid with a laptop, maybe?

btw, my mom died in 9-11, you jackass.
11-09-2003, 16:08
Zaibock wrote:
OOC(ONE THING YOU EGO OBSESSED WANK SHOT IM 21 I HAVE WORKED SINCE I WAS SIXTEEN AND NO WAY AM I A ANGET RIDDEN TEENAGER YOUR GAME IS CRAP YOU ARE CRAP YOUR MOMMA IS CRAP YOUR FATHER IS CRAP YOUR WHOLE GEEKY EXISTANCE IS CRAP YOU ARE A GEEK THAT CANT TAKE A JOKE I HAD A MATE THAT WARNED ME AGAINST THIS GAME AND AS FOR TAKING OVER THE WORLD HA! ITS PPL LIKE YOU THAT SIT IN BASEMENTS DREAMING YOUR GEEKY LITTLE LIFE AWAY NOW GET A LIFE YOU SHIT FACED COCK SUCKERS!)

You know, for some reason I have a feeling that this dumbass IS from the States, perhaps somewhere in the Alabama foothills where inbreeding is still quite common. The only question is: how the hell did he get a computer up to his farm? Any thoughts from the group?
11-09-2003, 16:12
Vichy France your Mom didnt die in 9/11 you attention seeking american cock so dont try the whole gulity thing on me grow up and fucking deal! i had too ive lost my dad and stepdad to natural cause's
11-09-2003, 16:14
Why call yourself Vichy France as well your not European or anything to do with france you fuckin method acting wanker
TJHairball
11-09-2003, 16:22
Thread locked due to flamage, spam, and rampant offtopic OOCage in II.