NationStates Jolt Archive


Amazing discovery from space...

The True Domination
11-09-2003, 02:35
AP

Scientists based at the Hammermill Observatory, located on the rocky sothern coast of The True Domination have recieved a sub-space communication indicating the probable existance of life in the twin galaxies of Ataru.

"The transmission is made up of what appears to be random space noise, but when filtered through electronic resonance Q300st amplifiers, a definate structure emerges. We don't know what they're saying, but the sounds are certainly structured in a way that indicates language," research scientist Lorne Berger indicated in a preliminary news conference.

The data is being analyzed by a team of encryption algorithm experts, mathematicians, linguists and antropologists at the TDSS lab at the Esse University research labs in Genoa. "We'll be releasing all of the information if and when we can determine the message contained in the transmission," Dr. Berger was quoted as saying.

Dr. Berger has a Doctorate in physics from the Esse School of the Physical World and a Masters in Antropology from Strathmore.