08-09-2003, 19:52
The Theocracy of Inhambane today announced its plans to "Goddify" the rest of the world.
The Most Holy Moly had this to say:
"My children, it's about time we showed the rest of the world what's what, and who's who. Well, we're who, and what, and where it's at. So there.
Listen up all ye of little faith, for now I shall reveal my plans for world Goddification, as presented in a [Technicolor] vision, by GodPix Productions.
We will make a new region (first contact Inhambane for details, or stop in at "La Violencia" on Friday) from which to launch our attack.
Then we shall descend upon a small region, vote for a chosen delegate and oust the current delegate. Then we ban all non-cooperative nations from said region, and move onto the next region. Once we have enough support, we move on larger regions, such as the Pacific. Soon we shall be unstoppable.
Please do drop us a 'gram if you're interested."
The Holy Moly then retired to the Listerine Chapel to conduct evening prayer services.
The Most Holy Moly had this to say:
"My children, it's about time we showed the rest of the world what's what, and who's who. Well, we're who, and what, and where it's at. So there.
Listen up all ye of little faith, for now I shall reveal my plans for world Goddification, as presented in a [Technicolor] vision, by GodPix Productions.
We will make a new region (first contact Inhambane for details, or stop in at "La Violencia" on Friday) from which to launch our attack.
Then we shall descend upon a small region, vote for a chosen delegate and oust the current delegate. Then we ban all non-cooperative nations from said region, and move onto the next region. Once we have enough support, we move on larger regions, such as the Pacific. Soon we shall be unstoppable.
Please do drop us a 'gram if you're interested."
The Holy Moly then retired to the Listerine Chapel to conduct evening prayer services.