08-09-2003, 04:15
Tilsitsinian Foreign Dispatch to the United Nations, and to Member Nations of the World Body at Large
Whereas the threats and actions of several nations, including Dumb and Dumber, Pantera, and numerous sympathizers and supporters have occured unjustly against Tilsitsin, the people and government of Tilsitsin call on the world body and the United Nations to resolve the following:
1) An embargo on the nations of Dumb & Dumber and Pantera, until their actions against Tilsitsin and it's allies are halted in the name of peace
2) Aid to Tilsitsin in the form of defensive guarantees against aggression and direct action in the form of concentrated and malicious distribution of drugs
3) Ensure international monitors to be placed in Dumb & Dumber and Pantera, to ensure that the assault of drugs directed from these nations directly and maliciously at Tilsitsin and it's allies, and those nations who wish not to trade in these goods, be stopped
To justify these measures, we are prepared to offer the following evidence to the international community as required proof and to illustrate the positive and just intentions of our nation and cause:
1) The nations of Dumb and Dumber and Pantera, with the support and blessing of several other known hostile nations of the world, continue to direct massive amounts of drugs at Tilsitsin and it's allies for the sole purpose of drawing Tilsitsin into a costly and potentially explosive war
2) The nation of Tilsitsin did in fact declare war on Dumb and Dumber, as our law dictates thus. We did however under the restrictions laid forth that attacks against D&D would only occur within TIlsitsinian territory, or that of it's direct allies or client-states
3) The nation of Tilsitsin is widely recognized as a supporter and proliferator of democracy throughout the world. Our record speeks for itsself, and as such we would consider lack of aid to our nation against this grave threat an indication that no true good and just nation exists in the world any longer
We await the judgement and action of the world.
Tilsitsinian Special Delegate to the United Nations General Assembley
Addendum I, Evidence Listing:
Evidence I (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=68635&highlight=)
Evidence II (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=68682&start=0)
Evidence III (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=68428&start=0)
Whereas the threats and actions of several nations, including Dumb and Dumber, Pantera, and numerous sympathizers and supporters have occured unjustly against Tilsitsin, the people and government of Tilsitsin call on the world body and the United Nations to resolve the following:
1) An embargo on the nations of Dumb & Dumber and Pantera, until their actions against Tilsitsin and it's allies are halted in the name of peace
2) Aid to Tilsitsin in the form of defensive guarantees against aggression and direct action in the form of concentrated and malicious distribution of drugs
3) Ensure international monitors to be placed in Dumb & Dumber and Pantera, to ensure that the assault of drugs directed from these nations directly and maliciously at Tilsitsin and it's allies, and those nations who wish not to trade in these goods, be stopped
To justify these measures, we are prepared to offer the following evidence to the international community as required proof and to illustrate the positive and just intentions of our nation and cause:
1) The nations of Dumb and Dumber and Pantera, with the support and blessing of several other known hostile nations of the world, continue to direct massive amounts of drugs at Tilsitsin and it's allies for the sole purpose of drawing Tilsitsin into a costly and potentially explosive war
2) The nation of Tilsitsin did in fact declare war on Dumb and Dumber, as our law dictates thus. We did however under the restrictions laid forth that attacks against D&D would only occur within TIlsitsinian territory, or that of it's direct allies or client-states
3) The nation of Tilsitsin is widely recognized as a supporter and proliferator of democracy throughout the world. Our record speeks for itsself, and as such we would consider lack of aid to our nation against this grave threat an indication that no true good and just nation exists in the world any longer
We await the judgement and action of the world.
Tilsitsinian Special Delegate to the United Nations General Assembley
Addendum I, Evidence Listing:
Evidence I (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=68635&highlight=)
Evidence II (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=68682&start=0)
Evidence III (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=68428&start=0)