Your Forgotten Toys
Greetings;
The newly formed Armed Republic of Forgotten Toys is slowly growing. To ease the transition for many toys who find the need to battle their way from garbage dumps or from deserted areas of your homes, we are requesting that all forgotten toys be permitted to cross your borders without harrasment in order to come to where their talents and skills are appreciated.
You loved them once. Please give them this chance to be be happy among their fellows.
Sincerely,
Baron "Genghis" Karza
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Minister of Information: Playskool Phone Bob
So, are you planning to make a new "race" for your nation or what?
*hands over a beach ball, a bouncy ball, a plasma ball, a basket ball, a soccer ball, a football, a baseball, a remote controll car, a koosh ball, a NERF water ball, a katana, and various jigsaw puzzle pieces*
You want a crate of Osama bin Laden dolls?
It's illegal to sell them here.
is your army toy soldiers
Aequatio
08-09-2003, 04:02
Special Report - Attempted Hijacking Foiled
Today, a large group of old children's toys came to life and attempted to hijack a military dropship to escape the nation. Once the first of the toys broke into the ship, soldiers at the base and the ship's crew began to open fire, gunning down several of the small toys before they get inside.
After a continuous stream of toys and a firefight on the base which lasted for nearly 3 hours, they stopped.
Religious heads in the nation fear that a demonic message from the Armed Republic of Forgotten Toys sparked the attack of the toys. The government has not commented officially on the situation, but has increased security on its military bases.
The casualties of the battle are 567 toys and 1 soldier wounded when he was mobbed by a group of toys.
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We are not interested in creating a race. Our makers may have not considered that they may have been doing that when they created us.
We consider all toys to be usefull and equal. We accept and love them all.
We will accept the Bin-Laden Dolls, though they will be monitored for a time to ensure that they do not show the tendencies of their image mold.
At this time, our Green Army Guys are not being used for purposes of raising an army. We are busy trying to reunite them with lost units, and repair some of their damaged limbs with matches and plastic scraps/spare parts.
We thank you for your interest in our fledgling nation, and for releasing your forgotten toys to our shores.
Minister of Information: Playskool Phone Bob
OCC: Green Army Guys are currently engaging in limited mock skirmishes with Tan Army Guys under the watchful eyes of 12" GI Joe figures.
20,500 Hug-Me-Poopies are on the way. They used to be the most popular child doll decades ago.
The Resi Corporation
08-09-2003, 04:14
*GASP*
So that's where my Legos went!
Special Report - Attempted Hijacking Foiled
Today, a large group of old children's toys came to life and attempted to hijack a military dropship to escape the nation. Once the first of the toys broke into the ship, soldiers at the base and the ship's crew began to open fire, gunning down several of the small toys before they get inside.
After a continuous stream of toys and a firefight on the base which lasted for nearly 3 hours, they stopped.
Religious heads in the nation fear that a demonic message from the Armed Republic of Forgotten Toys sparked the attack of the toys. The government has not commented officially on the situation, but has increased security on its military bases.
The casualties of the battle are 567 toys and 1 soldier wounded when he was mobbed by a group of toys.
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Official Statement from the Minister Of Information: Playskool Phone Bob
We deeply regret the incident that occured in Aequatio. It was not our intention and we send our best wishes to those hurt in the fighting.
It is our official position that we will refuse entry to The Armed Republic of Forgotten Toys to any toy that has broken the laws of its current Nation in any attempt to emigrate to our nation.
Toys wishing to leave their nation of origin, may request - with their governments approval - to be retrieved by us by our own modes of transportation.
We deeply regret any hostilities, and wish only to become a useful part of the international community.
Playskool Phone Bob
20,500 Hug-Me-Poopies are on the way. They used to be the most popular child doll decades ago.
We will hug them often, thank you for your support.
*GASP*
So that's where my Legos went!
Your legos say that they are fine. While they are not ready for open communication, they did wish you to know that they have made great strides in the building skills you developed in them.
Ryanania
08-09-2003, 04:23
Forgotten toys are heading from Ryanania to your nation as we speak.
Crate of Osama bin Laden dolls shipped under armed guard now.
Now what are we going to do with the GI George action men?
Pergatorio
08-09-2003, 04:32
I'll ship you 4,000 Harlequin dolls...
Toys from all over the world are streaming into The Armed Republic of Forgotten Toys, after a request that Forgotten Toys be allowed to leave their points of Origin.
"It's amazing," said one relief worker at the Forgotten Toy refugee center. "We didn't expect this much of a turnout."
Meanwhile, an incident in the The Dominion of Aequatio, made some nervous.
"We didn't expect an international incident," said Poppa, head of the Smurf community. "It's sad to think that some toys believe that they can't be free without violence. Or that some Nations would deign to keep Forgotten Toys somwhere they're not loved or wanted."
The Minister of Information: Playskool Phone Bob was quick to respond to the crisis, and says that the government is working on a plan to present to The Dominion of Aequatio for toy release.
Lois Lane Action Figure, Daily Mimeograph
Special Report - Attempted Hijacking Foiled
Today, a large group of old children's toys came to life and attempted to hijack a military dropship to escape the nation. Once the first of the toys broke into the ship, soldiers at the base and the ship's crew began to open fire, gunning down several of the small toys before they get inside.
After a continuous stream of toys and a firefight on the base which lasted for nearly 3 hours, they stopped.
Religious heads in the nation fear that a demonic message from the Armed Republic of Forgotten Toys sparked the attack of the toys. The government has not commented officially on the situation, but has increased security on its military bases.
The casualties of the battle are 567 toys and 1 soldier wounded when he was mobbed by a group of toys.
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The Resi Corporation
08-09-2003, 04:39
We will give you the mother of all lost toys, a classic R-1 playtime robot developed by us for use in playing with the children of rich families. Unfortunately, a few of them developed a superiority complex and went homicidal.
That being said, I'm sure it would make a great General. :P
We will give you the mother of all lost toys, a classic R-1 playtime robot developed by us for use in playing with the children of rich families. Unfortunately, a few of them developed a superiority complex and went homicidal.
That being said, I'm sure it would make a great General. :P
We will accept these poor deluded toys -under guard- and in the hopes that they can be therapeutically reprogrammed for good.
Minister of Technological Advancement:
Steve Austin, the $6,000,000 dollar man.
We have found more. You can take all of the Mr. Yum-Yums and their mates, Mrs. Yum-Yums. We banned them a few years ago, they were a bad influence on our kids.
The Resi Corporation
08-09-2003, 04:50
Don't worry, the R-1 will feel that it is among equals now, people that don't bleed and can be easily repaired should they fall in battle. It will feel right at home with your people.
We have some Adult Toys that are no longer being used.
Would you want them ???
They may need to be Cleaned Though. :oops: :wink: :twisted:
The Resi Corporation
08-09-2003, 05:01
We have some Adult Toys that are no longer being used.
Would you want them ???
They may need to be Cleaned Though. :oops: :wink: :twisted:Sweet goddess, the last thing we want is to be invaded by a horde of vibrating penises...
~ CEO Jai Resi, in a press confrence on the contribution of the R-1 and other toys by other nations
We have some Adult Toys that are no longer being used.
Would you want them ???
They may need to be Cleaned Though. :oops: :wink: :twisted:Sweet goddess, the last thing we want is to be invaded by a horde of vibrating penises...
~ CEO Jai Resi, in a press confrence on the contribution of the R-1 and other toys by other nations
Sorry, were not getting rid of them :)
But we do have some wind-up Jumping ones :D
The Toys we are getting rid of are about 5-8 Tall ;)
We have some Adult Toys that are no longer being used.
Would you want them ???
They may need to be Cleaned Though. :oops: :wink: :twisted:Sweet goddess, the last thing we want is to be invaded by a horde of vibrating penises...
~ CEO Jai Resi, in a press confrence on the contribution of the R-1 and other toys by other nations
Sorry, were not getting rid of them :)
But we do have some wind-up Jumping ones :D
The Toys we are getting rid of are about 5-8 Tall ;)
We would appreciate any and all wind-up, Jumping toys that you have, regardless of their nature. The other adult toys, however, may feel out of place among the more innocent toys. While we would not turn them away at this time, we would reccomend that they thoroughly think through a decision to move to the Armed Republic of Forgotten Toys.
Simon the Harry Potter Broomstick: Ministry of Misuse of Toys - Vibrating department. :oops:
Whispering Voices is happy to provide not only transport but a limited aid package to its Forgotton Toys to allow them to set up in their new home.
We're sending five sewn Teddy bears (one, sadly, lacks eyes), a hundred and one Pierot dolls who's tears have fallen away, and five legions of Warhammer figurines - Imperial Space Marines, Dark Angels - backed up with several High Elf wizards from Warhammer Fantasy Battle.
If you wish, we can disarm the Dark Angels - however they might make potent frontline fighters in the event that the entropic monsters that live Under The Bed invade the realm of the Forgotten Toys.