05-09-2003, 14:54
My fellow humans.War has been declared on a nation that calls itself 2231320.This "nation" has attacked our population with extreme brutality when I was out getting a mcdonalds.Now tell me how do you think that Big Mac went down when my chief of Defense Mr Murray told me of the death and destruction that was by now all around. I have brought the armed forces up to condition 1 and am mobilising all troops,ships and planes in an attempt to exact revenge. Thanks for listening oh and by the way incase this "nation" tries to do this to you when your in mcdonalds what happens is that you will recieve a message from the "nation" telling you that they are innocent and just when you are on there side they kick your butt!! :evil: :evil: :evil: