NationStates Jolt Archive


Back from concert, brownies for sale

Klonor
05-09-2003, 07:02
Okay, so I'm visiting my cousin on Earth, and he drags me to this concert for a band called Phish and somebody gave me this "special brownie". I don't know what makes it special, but it works.

My cousin gave me this plant that he says makes it special, and boy does it work.

I am now selling these special brownies for $10 a tray.

They're very good brownies.
Klonor
05-09-2003, 08:27
Special brownies
Roania
05-09-2003, 08:34
Druggies. Tell us the general geographic location of your cousin, please.
Klonor
05-09-2003, 08:37
Hold on, lemme finish this brownie

He lives at 18 Hif....whoa....look at my hands.....they can touch everything except themselves.....dude I got the munchies

*slowly wanders off*
Roania
05-09-2003, 08:42
"Damn. We were this close." The missile sinks back into the ground.

"Sir, using a missile to wipe out a single druggie is a bit overkill, no?"

"WHAT? Are you one of them?"

"No, I'm not!"

"Inquisitors!"
Klonor
05-09-2003, 08:44
You know, they call 'em fingers but I've never seen 'em fing......oh wait, there they go
Madesonia
05-09-2003, 08:50
Hold on, lemme finish this brownie

He lives at 18 Hif....whoa....look at my hands.....they can touch everything except themselves.....dude I got the munchies

*slowly wanders off*
You know, they call 'em fingers but I've never seen 'em fing......oh wait, there they go

*sigh* Great Leaders still quote the Simpsons... Sad really.... In a Funny sort of way
Klonor
05-09-2003, 08:52
When's that in the Simpsons? The one with the fingers is, but not the one with the hands
Madesonia
05-09-2003, 08:54
Pardon me... I'm getting my Matt Groening mixed up..... and Futurama too...
Klonor
05-09-2003, 08:57
Thank you. I like my rip-offs to be properly catagorized.
05-09-2003, 12:03
aint that a bit steep? how about 2 and some tinfoil?
Klonor
08-09-2003, 01:20
Tinfoil sounds okay. Here let me wrap it for you. Whoa, really shiny...... stuff that's shiny.......you ever just wave this stuff......it's like, really shiny
08-09-2003, 03:27
after hi fiving his allies dictator nick steals extra brownies because his shiny + druggy = profit scheme worked out!
Klonor
08-09-2003, 03:29
.......shiny.......
Klonor
01-04-2004, 21:51
.......shiny.......
Klonor
01-04-2004, 21:51
.......shiny.......
Klonor
27-10-2004, 21:58
..........Really shiny........