NationStates Jolt Archive


Nations up for sale.

04-09-2003, 19:56
Attention International Leaders:

With the current situations regarding Sector 4A of the Concord of Island Nations Region, its founders (Erosia and Yanomanoland) have come to the decision to put up the other two founding nations of Sector 4A for sale. These nations are not in any way defective or devastating to the economy, government, or power of Sector 4A, however, Ishtari Enkidu of the ruling party will not be able to provide for these nations any longer.

There is no price in cash for these nations; however, they must go to caring, liberal homes.

First up for grabs: The Holy Empire of Ramazzottiland

The Holy Empire of Ramazzottiland is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning cheese rat population. Its compassionate population of 107 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, the Environment, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 25%, but much higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Pizza Delivery.

Gambling is outlawed, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, military funding has been stripped back, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is totally unknown. Ramazzottiland's national animal is the cheese rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the eros.

Ramazzottiland is ranked 4th in the region and 27,000th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.


Second up for grabs: The Republic of Mister Ness

The Republic of Mister Ness is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning domesticated house cat population. Its compassionate, cynical population of 148 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 31%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape. Crime is well under control. Mister Ness's national animal is the domesticated house cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the hairball.

Mister Ness is ranked 9th in the region and 35,544th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

If you are interested, please send a telegram to Erosia or Yanomanoland or post your reply here.

Salutations,

Ishtari Enkidu
Erosia, Yanomanoland
Founder, Concord of Island Nations
http://www.chatarea.com/ConcordofIslandNations
http://www.freewebs.com/erosia/index.htm
04-09-2003, 20:00
Could I please have either of them?
04-09-2003, 20:00
Could I please have either of them?
04-09-2003, 20:00
Could I please have either of them?
04-09-2003, 20:00
Mister Ness for 20 billion
Ramazzottiland for 14 billion

Total of them both is 34 billion
04-09-2003, 20:01
sorry 'bout that.
Loserly Peeps
04-09-2003, 20:03
There is no price in cash for these nations; however, they must go to caring, liberal homes.

I would like to apply for one of both of these nations.
04-09-2003, 20:07
Please could I have one of them. I am caring and liberal and would treat them well.
04-09-2003, 20:09
Hey Amy. My leader is King JWolf not Snoop Dogg. Snoop Doog is the CEO of Dogg Fizzle.

Here is King JWolf


King JWolf
http://kuroneko.iwarp.com/images/chara_vamp.gif
Age: 2,000
Race: Vampire
Sex: Male
Ht: 7'0"
Wt: 200 lbs
Ruler of Wolf Kingdom and Dark Templar Protoss
04-09-2003, 20:11
i'll take both. thanks.
04-09-2003, 20:11
I woul care for them as well as you have, or even better, if I had one or two.
04-09-2003, 20:12
Hello Land of Those Beneath, Wolf Kingdom, and Loserly Peeps. Thank you for your interests in the nations of Ramazzottiland and Mister Ness.

I am stuck in a rut trying to decide how I should dismiss these fantastic nations at my will. I said earlier that the nations would not go up for sale but the cash would be truely appreciated as the Sector is trying to build up on its trade and military.

Wolf Kingdom, you have been awarded Mister Ness for $20 Billion because of our earlier transaction for the 1955 New Yorker Lowrider.

Land of Those Beneath, you have been awarded Ramazzottiland, as you were first in line for a nation.

Loserly Peeps, thank you again for your interest, but as of now the two nations up for grabs are now occupied. If a new opportunity comes about, you will be automatically grandfathers as long as you notify me at the time.

Winners, please telegram me for the passwords to the nations. Thank you for your cooperation.

Ishtari Enkidu
Erosia, Yanomanoland
Founder, Concord of Island Nations
http://www.chatarea.com/ConcordofIslandNations
http://www.freewebs.com/erosia/index.htm
04-09-2003, 20:13
Anybody that is interested in a nation or two, every nation in the region south swampland is up for grabs. Take one or all of them. The password for all of them is 123456
04-09-2003, 20:13
34 billion wired to yanomanoland via imitora
04-09-2003, 20:15
I am sorry contestants, but the two nations up for grabs have already been assigned new leaders.

Ishtari Enkidu
Erosia, Yanomanoland
Founder, Concord of Island Nations
http://www.chatarea.com/ConcordofIslandNations
http://www.freewebs.com/erosia/index.htm
04-09-2003, 20:15
I am sorry contestants, but the two nations up for grabs have already been assigned new leaders.

Ishtari Enkidu
Erosia, Yanomanoland
Founder, Concord of Island Nations
http://www.chatarea.com/ConcordofIslandNations
http://www.freewebs.com/erosia/index.htm
04-09-2003, 20:16
Hello Land of Those Beneath, Wolf Kingdom, and Loserly Peeps. Thank you for your interests in the nations of Ramazzottiland and Mister Ness.

Wolf Kingdom, you have been awarded Mister Ness for $20 Billion because of our earlier transaction for the 1955 New Yorker Lowrider.


Winners, please telegram me for the passwords to the nations. Thank you for your cooperation.

Ishtari Enkidu
Erosia, Yanomanoland
Founder, Concord of Island Nations
http://www.chatarea.com/ConcordofIslandNations
http://www.freewebs.com/erosia/index.htm

Thank you. *Money wired*
04-09-2003, 20:17
WolfKingdom, I have telegrammed you with the password.
187 Race
04-09-2003, 23:07
Anybody that is interested in a nation or two, every nation in the region south swampland is up for grabs. Take one or all of them. The password for all of them is 123456

so be it.
04-09-2003, 23:35
I wish to expand my Empire, how much do you want for these nations.
If you give them to me, I will make provinces and treat their citizens the same way I treat all people who live in Holy Empire.
Just check my stats to see how nice I am to my subjects.