Some angry monkeys invaded a contry and decided to call it home.
OoooooOOOoooo ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah bannanananaananananan oogoohhohohohohohoho ahahahahahahH!!!!!
a conuntry run buy monkeys
monkey hunting season is in!!!!!!!!
Dontgonearthere
04-09-2003, 04:28
Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif Hey, what a neat monkey *pets monkey*, hey, look at this General, I think it likes me!
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif I think it has rabies and is smiling whilst it imiagines tearing your face off.
Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif Naw, Jo-Jo wouldnt do THAT, would choo, huh juju? huh? Are you the bestest monkey in the whole wide wor- AUGH! AUGH! ITS GOT MY FACE! AUGH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Oh dear, this calls for a tactical nuclear strike...
http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Sir, couldnt I just shoot it?
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif But I want to nuke something, Ive gone a whole week without pressing 'The Button', I think I might be going into withdraw...
http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ff/ff6/soldier/wave2.gif Well, at least use a SMALL missile. Or call in a chopper.
Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif AHHHHHH!!!! AUGH! ITS BURROWING INTO MY CHEST! AUGH! HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!!!!
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif *sigh*, I suppose Ill call in a chopper....
*radios*
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/bigchop.gif 'Allo? 'oos this then? Ohhh, 's you Gn'rl, rioght....rioght, jolly good sir, Iwl get rioght on et. 'Ey! Joe! Th' Gn'rl wans you ta shoot that monkey!
Joe: Sir, your fake accent isnt fooling anybody
Pilot: Oy! Just shut the bloody 'Ell up and shoot the bleedin monkey!
Joe: All right...
BANGBANGBANGBANG
*monkey dies*
Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif I cant feel my face....OH MY GOD! I CANT FEEL MY FACE! WHERES MY FACE!
*searches on the ground*
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Its attached to your head, and aside from the bitemarks your OK, now we have to take you back to HQ and give your series of painful injections directly into your spine.
Private Rambo says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/enluzi.gif I never saw WHY they had to do it right into your spine...
Peoples Army General says:
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/people/offuzi.gif Well, they dont, but the doctors do it to the Enlisted men because they can, one of the benifits of officership is that you can have people executed for little or no reason.
As soon as Im done laughing my arse off, I'll decide how my nation should react