ponderings from a dictator
I run a whole country... i controll and have everything... yet i am still not happy... i request that other countrys send there best in entertainment and joybringing for a high price! :D
I have 10,000 fertile women. Will that help?
Alright. We can send 12 of the emperors best girls, a truckload of weed, hash and/or cocaine and anything else you want.
Dontgonearthere
04-09-2003, 03:56
How about juggling elephants? Or dragon/chocobo rides? For info check out GLACORP HQ.
ok then drugs and women thats all i will ever need.
i have all ill ever need.
as long as i have weed
um i will pay whatever you ask for these wonderfull things
ok then drugs and women thats all i will ever need.
i have all ill ever need.
as long as i have weed
um i will pay whatever you ask for these wonderfull things
We could start a nice trade pact between us. :)
and i definitly need juggling elephants
ok then drugs and women thats all i will ever need.
i have all ill ever need.
as long as i have weed
um i will pay whatever you ask for these wonderfull things
We could start a nice trade pact between us. :)
definitly
Dontgonearthere
04-09-2003, 04:02
and i definitly need juggling elephants
A wise choice sir, our elephants are the finest G.E. Jugglers you can buy. Only 10,000 GLACREDS (about 20,000 USD), for each one and a years supply of food.
You sure you dont want dragons? There is nothing so satisfying as watching the peasant who just said 'Please suh, more' devoured by your 100 foot dragon. Or you could by a small one and use it in dog fights :)
i dont know... dragon poo is probobly hell to clean up... but thats what peasents are for is it not! ill take one
Eridanus
04-09-2003, 04:08
Okay, I'll send 10,000 saltwater crocodiles, who can eat the infidels of your country, and you take the smoke too, come on the smoke free!
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-President Z.D. Meier
Alliance of Democracy
U.N. Delegate
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Dontgonearthere
04-09-2003, 04:09
Dragons:
Developer: God I suppose. (GLACORP owns breeding rights)
Status: Limited avaliblity
Price: 2500 for small, 500,000 for midsize, 1,000,000 for large
+5,000 for trainers
+300 for saddle (rider)
+500 for five month food supply
Well, they breath fire, have sharp teeth, and are just about everything proof. Can be easily trained, HIGHLY intelligent, a very few have reached human intelligence, these are not for sale. Come in many colors, as follows:
Red
Blue
White
Black
Tan
Silver
Gold
Bronze
Small dragons are typicaly 2-5 feet long, mid size are ten to twenty, and large dragons have been known to reach anywhere from 25 to 100 feet.
Thats the info, and BTW, Dragon poo is actualy a clean burning fuel, and can be used in a typical car. The higher the peasnant content of their stomach the better.
We can send Skippy, The Ass Kicking Squirrel. Only 100,000 USD. He kick peoples' asses, serioulsly.
We can send Skippy, The Ass Kicking Squirrel. Only 100,000 USD. He kicks people asses, serioulsly.
Boring
Not entirely IC:
Do you like action movies? Because we have a snuff video of Pagan, King of the Opal Kingdom, dueling a gang of balrogs.
We can send Skippy, The Ass Kicking Squirrel. Only 100,000 USD. He kicks people asses, serioulsly.
BoringYou say that because you haven't seen people beaten to a bloody pulp run from a squirrel that beat them half to death.
ill go with yes on everything... but only one dragon... or two yes two! my kingdom must ahve to ... because! and um is the squirrel dangerous to me?
Dontgonearthere
04-09-2003, 04:15
We can send Skippy, The Ass Kicking Squirrel. Only 100,000 USD. He kicks people asses, serioulsly.
BoringYou say that because you haven't seen people beaten to a bloody pulp run from a squirrel that beat them half to death.
GLA Gerbil says:
http://www.snorkelsforgerbils.com/gerbil_big.gif I could own your damn squirrels ass.
*GLA Gerbil tackles squirril*
*lots of squeaking, fur flying*
*GLA Gerbil breaks the squirrils neck, rips its head off, places it on a toothpick next to his jogging wheel, along with those of Ricky Rodent, Bulgie, and Sam the Goldfish*
ill go with yes on everything... but only one dragon... or two yes two! my kingdom must ahve to ... because! and um is the squirrel dangerous to me?No, I train him not to attack world leaders.
The Resi Corporation
04-09-2003, 04:16
You could have us transport robot soldiers into your nation, who will fight to the death for your intertainment. Well, that or they'll assassinate all the nobles and claim your country for the Resi Corporation.
Wait, did I say that last part out loud? :o
Dontgonearthere
04-09-2003, 04:18
ill go with yes on everything... but only one dragon... or two yes two! my kingdom must ahve to ... because! and um is the squirrel dangerous to me?
Details? Color? Size? Accesories?
We can send Skippy, The Ass Kicking Squirrel. Only 100,000 USD. He kicks people asses, serioulsly.
BoringYou say that because you haven't seen people beaten to a bloody pulp run from a squirrel that beat them half to death.
GLA Gerbil says:
http://www.snorkelsforgerbils.com/gerbil_big.gif I could own your damn squirrels ass.
*GLA Gerbil tackles squirril*
*lots of squeaking, fur flying*
*GLA Gerbil breaks the squirrils neck, rips its head off, places it on a toothpick next to his jogging wheel, along with those of Ricky Rodent, Bulgie, and Sam the Goldfish*We have thousands others. :wink:
do the robots fly? because thatd be worth a dictators time lol
The Resi Corporation
04-09-2003, 04:22
do the robots fly? because thatd be worth a dictators time lolThinks: Is this guy for real? Okay then...
Well, the earlier versions don't, but the newer version is equipped with rocket belts. I'm thinking that this "fight" should be between 1 million of the second version and 2 million of the first version. How's that sound to you?
one dragon from you and the other with the elephants. itl be green and dog sized if possible
i like that idea! go robot war... *sells tickets*
Dontgonearthere
04-09-2003, 04:29
Ok, 2500 for the green small dragon, five juggling elehpants, 50,000 dollars
Argheraal
04-09-2003, 05:16
Argheraal offers the best in gladiatorial entertainment, a big Coliseum with seating for 100,000 and a special first tier box for the ruler of the land with all the conforts deserved, serving maid and slave girls provide for companionship, fun and loving care for the Ruler.
The Coliseum comes supplied with 2000 gladiators fully trained in armed and unamed combat, 3000 beasts of the buyers chosing ranging from the traditional leon and tigers, to frostwyrm, kirre, dragons and raxx or your own choice of creatures (exotic and hard to come-by beasts carry an extra 35%-50% to the nominal price depending on the creature)
Also, the Coliseum can be adapted to stage naval fights with up to 20 ships and marine beasts to add that extra iota of excitement!.
Our sturdy Coliseums are built with the best granite to be found and covered in marmol (colors to choose from: White, Red, Green and Blue or a combination of the above)
The price you ask? Why, My Dear Sir/Madam! a mere 200,000,000.00 each.
(Only 7 available!!)
after gawking at the tremendous price tag dictator nick went to get some of his "special brownies" after which a green collouseeum was ordered and all the money was sent to the people who need it