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Need an elite corps of super soldiers? No Problem!

McCountry
02-09-2003, 06:40
Enforcer Security, McCountry Inc's in-house security contracter is now offering its services to the general public!

We offer three distinct services: The Instant Army, Full Enforcer Conditioning and the Space Enforcer Conditioning.

The Instant Army program is designed to condition a hapless farm boy conscript into a somewhat decent soldier who can shoot straight, service his rifle, follow orders and die for his country because of a combination of superficial patriotism and a greater fear of his sergeant than of the enemy. This will not give you super-soldiers, and they'll probably desert if the going gets too tough, but its far better then what you started out with. The training takes anywhere from three weeks to three months, depending on the urgency of the situation. The longer the training period, the more proficient the resulting unit. The training costs are 10,000 BSD per month per recruit. This option is recommended for nations and firms that are desperate to raise an army for a current or looming conflict.

Full Enforcer Conditioning is an intensive sixteen-year training program. Give us a healthy infant boy, and we will turn it into an efficient human killing machine unflinchingly loyal to your firm. Proficient in the arts of war, the Enforcer is the ultimate soldier. We have been refining our psychological conditioning and military training methods for years and now we are offering the fruits of our investments to the public. The tuition for a single unit is 300,000 BSD for all sixteen years of training. This includes room and board.

The Space Enforcer Conditioning service is a must for any space-faring firm. This new breed of Enforcer feels as much at home in centrifuge or null-grav as any other man would dirtside. They are especially proficient in the use of weapons and combat techniques that are less likely to depressurize a hull of a freighter or mine colony. The ultimate space marine. Training period: 16 years. Tuition: 425,000 BSD per unit.
The Resi Corporation
02-09-2003, 07:10
BUMP and MARK
McCountry
02-09-2003, 18:16
This <BUMB> has been brought to you by McCountry Arms. McCountry Arms: We Arm the World. We Arm the Children.
02-09-2003, 18:20
We would like to get 325,000 Space Marines, For Our Glorious Space Fleet!

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General Blade
Minister of Defence, Information, And Space Defence
McCountry
02-09-2003, 18:35
Thank you for choosing McCountry's Enforcer Academies!

Training shall begin upon receipt of recruits and payment. Boys between the age of one and three years are preferable. Within sixteen years, you will have an unmatched nul-grav fighting force!
02-09-2003, 18:36
Money Wired And A Transport Guarded By 500 Fighters Is Sent!
McCountry
02-09-2003, 20:22
Another quality <BUMP> from the freindly folks at McCountry Motors, makers of the world's biggest SUV, the Tiananmen™ model civilian tank! McCountry Motors: Because Bigger is Better.
McCountry
02-09-2003, 21:12
Soylant McMeat is a proud sponser of this <BUMP>
Soylant McMeat: We Recycle!
02-09-2003, 21:17
The Principality of Vanyc would like to send 20,000 children between the ages one & three for the Full Enforcer Conditioning, as well as 10,000 for the Space Enforcer Conditioning.

All 30,000 children & $8,250,000,000 BSD will be sent to you upon confirmation.
02-09-2003, 21:21
ill take 1 million space marines
McCountry
02-09-2003, 21:56
The Principality of Vanyc would like to send 20,000 children between the ages one & three for the Full Enforcer Conditioning, as well as 10,000 for the Space Enforcer Conditioning.

All 30,000 children & $8,250,000,000 BSD will be sent to you upon confirmation. Account Confirmed. Thank you for choosing Enforcer Security.

ill take 1 million space marines Training will begin upon receipt of 350 billion BSD and 1,000,000 recruits. Thank you for doing business with us.
McCountry
02-09-2003, 22:43
This <BUMP> is brought to you by McCountry Mining Corp's Fisable Materials Extraction Division
McCountry Mining Corp FMED: What's Mine Is Yourainium.
The Resi Corporation
02-09-2003, 23:51
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General Blade
Minister of Defence, Information, And Space DefenceOOC: You're probably going to have to argue over rights to Sepheroth with the nation of Sephirith, eventually. Meaning he's probably going to have to crush you with his gravships, eventually.
03-09-2003, 00:48
1million on there way with the money
McCountry
03-09-2003, 23:40
McCountry
03-09-2003, 23:40
This <BUMP> has been brought to you for your conveneice and pleasure by your friends at McCountry Orbital. McCountry Orbital: There's No Such Thing As a Free Launch.
McCountry
03-09-2003, 23:40
04-09-2003, 07:58
Could you send me a telegram when my Super Sold-- err, Child Corps is done their training.

If possible, we would also like you to brainwash the children with propoganda. We will transmit you the appropriate propoganda immedietly.
The Blackguard
04-09-2003, 08:34
Your offer of soldiers has gained the consideration of my government, though we are skeptical that your soldiers are as potent as you claim. We do not desire to blindly throw money towards an army while given no backing proof of their performance.

We wish for you to send this evidence in the form of operation recordings and documentations of their success. Should these reports be favorable for your services we will consider using your services.
McCountry
05-09-2003, 08:06
Your offer of soldiers has gained the consideration of my government, though we are skeptical that your soldiers are as potent as you claim. We do not desire to blindly throw money towards an army while given no backing proof of their performance.

We wish for you to send this evidence in the form of operation recordings and documentations of their success. Should these reports be favorable for your services we will consider using your services. Before the existence of the Enforcer Corps as such, we had lost a sizable province that now called itself "Free Outer Eugenia" to communist rebels. Our troops had world-class training and weaponry, and yet the unruly scum prevailed. Though we have had more serious and better-armed uprisings sponsored by this rogue province since then, they have all been crushed utterly and completely.
07-09-2003, 20:38
We would like to send another 60,000 children to enroll in your programs. Of these, we want 40,000 trained in the Space Enforcer Conditioning and the other 20,000 trained in the Full Enforcer Conditioning.

The 60,000 children and $23,000,000,000 BSD will be sent to your country immidietly.

Our government would also like to see a status report into how the children we already sent over are progressing.
McCountry
16-09-2003, 04:53
OOC: a standard 'year' in NS time is usually 1 RL day.