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I am challenging the other new nation of Mashed Potato's for their actions against my country. I am afraid this means war.

The Oppressed People of Dorksideia are oppressed, and are forced into military service when they come of age. This would mean at least 30% of our population (tell me if I am being insane with that figure, this would be my first time) would be in service. Altogether then, our military is:

166666.66666666666666666666666667, so we have 166,666 troops (wow thats small, but theirs isnt much better) and a few guys missing hands. . .>.<
Okay, so, Im going to split 45,000 into groups. I want a squad of 30 tanks, and they (being tanks) Need an operater, ammo loader, and combat targeter. Thats 1,285 men to maintain those tanks. I want the tanks to be placed on the outskirts of the Mashed Patato's border, moving in slowly. Any reisestence on the border will be challenged by the tanks in a nearby area. Im going to say there are 3 tanks per sq. Mile, so thats not very many tanks.

That leaves 43,715 for me to do stuff with. I want 2,000 infantry to back up those tanks on the border. Thats 41,715 now.
Now, lets go back to the logistics, Im going to be reallly harshly fair, so you better be too, potato's. Its going to cost me $175 per combat suit for a suitable infantry. And how about $4,500 per tank? Yeah. They're nice tanks. Or not. This is money, now, not people-power.

Cost: $507,500
Manpower Left: 41,715

Here we go, Im going to do something that you dont explect me to do. I want 10,000 educated with computer technologies, and I want them to hack the goverment systems and records, and delete them. That'll cost me a good $70,000 to educate theese guys with the best stuff. And while their at it, take out the power grid. I want 500 to be so trained and so well educated that I am going to spend 100,000 on that, I am going to drive my country broke, but if I defeat Mashed Potatos, thats all that matters.

Theese 500 are going to storm the city undercover as scared Potatians and assaisinate members of goverment, Legislature, senate, and justice system. And even hopefully, the president. Alright.

Money spent: 677,500

Reserved (unused at the moment) Manpower : 31,215

10,000 Good Hackers
500 Elite Special-Ops Assasins
35 Tanks On border
2,000 Infantry on the border

You're move, potatoes.

u cant have more than 5 percent of your population in your army.

I forbid u to attack him for if u do i will be forced to rage war on u i have six other nations that i control all over 20 million so be careful.

Francais if you invade I'll invade both of you.

Now watch :roll: a bigger nation is going to threaten me :lol:

Francais if you invade I'll invade both of you.

Now watch :roll: a bigger nation is going to threaten me :lol:

Macabees - stay out...

ah. Who am I kidding. I don't care.

Hehe... we almost got the pattern going... 8)

cant you just settle a peace treaty?

They could but I have a lust for land :D

They could but I have a lust for land :D

Im willing to use my small forces for peace, but its clear no one wants that. if we settle a peace treaty, no one ha to invade anyone else.

what is Dorksedia's reason for attacking? :?

Dorksideia's reason for attacking the nation of Mashed Potato's is very simple.

Mashed potatoes has set off a deadly potato bomb in the middle of a public area. There is not much more to be said about it. Mashed Potatoes shall be defeated.

- President Dorkside

I forbid u to attack him for if u do i will be forced to rage war on u i have six other nations that i control all over 20 million so be careful. she not a he

Can I invade or not??? That means if I cant some large ass nation is going to have to tell me im a prick and is going to kill me If I do...then I'll back off.

i'm with Dorksideia

OK im out of this one for good... :lol:

lets make peace i can send a peace squad over.If we have peace you can become allies.

U WILL DIE HAHAHAHAHA I WILL WIN BURN IN HELL i hate u and im a girl so if u wish to die mess with me if not back the hell off :twisted:

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my army

Ms. President, you are doomed as a country, and foul as a human. I shall scrape the unimportant grime that is your nation from the face of this earth, and I gurantee you, you shall not prevail

President Dorkside

wow... mashed potatoes just owned him!

I love to swallow hot man butter
that was squidlly
mashed potatoes

:evil: :twisted: :cry:

Really? How? By typing in big letters? It is not all that hard, and I'm really not sure how she is going to "Own Me" just because she can say evil thing.

how & do you were do you buy stuff in this game

Cause if she moves to Grossduetchland, we always help our allies. I might be interested in giving her weapons.

she can't it's a school thing

well thats good to hear, hows the family? (spam :D )

It has come to my attention that Mashed Potatoes has surrendered. Either that or they have a lack of intellegince that will not handle responding to a retaliation.

The country of Mashed Potatoes must be dead, but it is not offical. Their power should be cut, they should have no data, important officals should be dead and tanks and infrantry should have closed in by now.

Most of their population should have been killed. We assume we have achived victory. (loud applause)

Thank you, my citizens, allys, and altogether friends for the help in this effort. The hard part is over.

- President Dorkside

From Data Gathering Cell 12-beta:
What is the value of the currency denoted '$'?
If it is similar to the values of similarly designated currencies: how does this nation obtain a tank for $4,500?

i'm with Dorksideia
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my army

hahahahaha im not in ur stupid nation no more hahahahahahahaha ull never win hahahahahahahahahaha

I would like to explain my 30% military factor.

We are the oppressed people of Dorksideia, and you might have guessed, my citizens are oppressed people. Anyone 15-35 is in the military, and thats alot of the population. Like I said, that ends up being about 166,000 people, but I only took 45,000 to use, because they would fit the definition of the strng young men that will be able to carry out the job. Although, if I need it, it is possible I can use the whole 166,000 to wipe out any enemy. There is one flaw though, that Mashed Potatoes could strike and wipe out my army.

What, like I'm going to say it?

Still Oppressing his people,

President Dorkside

hahahahaha im not in ur stupid nation no more hahahahahahahaha ull never win hahahahahahahahahaha

Dear POTATOS. . .

I would like to request your causualty information, how you have defended, and if you have defended at all against my hack to your power grid and goverment databases/computers/information. My tanks and infantry have been moving at a steady rate, apparently. And. . How many officals have my 500 assasins in disguise killed? Thank you.

So, if you don't mind, please tell us how badly I massacred you.

- President Dorkside

Bumpidi bumpidi boomp.

BUMP

Mashed Potatoes is under Grossduetchland protection now. She will no longer attack you or oppress you your crusade is over.

I respect the community of the Grossduetchland, but, you should not do this.

Day by day, she talks of cutting off my balls with butter knives. She allows me no where near her, but, now, it is my turn to take seige. She cannot prevail. I have not recieved a casualty count or an effect count of what happened. She has shown no defenses, so like I said, I can only assume the majority of her population has perished.

There is no more crusade to be done. She must have been assasinated by my assasins. And I am glad.

President J. Dorkside picks up the phone with a chill in his breath, and whispers into the reciver:

"I want her head."

I want the blood of her citizens to spill under the foot of my soldiers. She needs to fall, a long way, and I have instructed my men to put our flag on her goverment center.

I do not stand against you, Mr. Macabee, but this is between my military and the country of Mashed Potatos. I ask for nothing more than a reasonable report from her goverment.

- From Central Command, D.S., President Dorkside
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well.... cutting off your balls with a butterknife eh... wel then I'll have a chat with her.

*ouch*

She'll threaten you all with the butterknife! She's said she's going to do it to several people!

You cannot trust the potatos, but you must trust the Dorks. The dorks have nothing to gain and nothing to lose, they are not trying to one-up people. You must trust the Dork Side. The butter knife will seal all of your fates if you do not protect against it. We must continue our seige against the potatos. There cannot be a stop to our wrath. The potatos can no longer be mashed, my fellows. The must be crushed! It shall become a potato puree, no, a potato milkshake. We must turn theese evil wrteched things into something we can use.

You must vanquish the potato. It must be done, how is it that this vial creature can stand against the people here. I will split the land with those who help me defeat that nation. It is a just cause!


- President Dorkside
Hail the TRI-ALLIANCE
President Dorkside:Dorksideia:Zabraki:Male

BUMPO

Vote for me, for I shall be the victor. There is no other.

I am the life, the universe, and everything.

- President Dorkside

you are off 42 is

I have my alpha squad wich is a peace making squad marching towards the parliment.While u negotiate they will stand outside and watch for anything wrong.The reason i have sent them is so there is going to be no war.If they are attacked they will defend themselves.Srry about the misunderstanding macabees.

MASHED POTATOS.I AM NOW HAVING MY ALPHA COMPANY MARCHING UP TO YOUR BORDERS THEY ARE WAITING FOR WAT DORKSIDIEA IS ASKING FOR AND ONCE HE GETS IT THEY WILL LEAVE IF HE DOESNT GET IT I WILL GIVE HIM COMMAND OF THEM.

You want me to kill you? Back off or else my entire Luftwaffe (no im not a Nazi, my dad is Jewish) is going to pound your Alpha Team back to hell. I want to open diplomatic relations with MP before anybody invades.

My Alpha team is a diplomatic team it is a peacemaker squad it protects the parliument while in negotiations.

You must move through our land first to reach Mashed Patatoes, she is in our region. That means you must deal with my Armour companies and Dive bombers. State the size of your force.

Eh well actually MP is below me and your above me so any of YOUR invasions will have to go through me which I will allows BUT Francais diplomatic team is banned because:

1)I can protect the talks myself.
2)I don't want foreign troops in my region.
3)I have a defence policy for any members of my region.

[quote="Artitsa"]You must move through our land first to reach Mashed Patatoes, she is in our region. That means you must deal with my Armour companies and Dive bombers. State the size of your force.[/]

My alpha team is a peacemaking squad that wishes to cross through your country to their parliment to guard if they ever reach a time a negotiation.If u want u can search them but they only have hand pistols ands nightsticks.

I agree to this.

I do not care, though. I want a casulty report and my war will come to a halt. She killed 40 of my citizens, and I have the right to retaliate. I will not surrender, but I want my report.

- President Dorkside

[quote=Artitsa]You must move through our land first to reach Mashed Patatoes, she is in our region. That means you must deal with my Armour companies and Dive bombers. State the size of your force.[/]

My alpha team is a peacemaking squad that wishes to cross through your country to their parliment to guard if they ever reach a time a negotiation.If u want u can search them but they only have hand pistols ands nightsticks.

I'll have to take those weapons from a "diplomactic" team. They will be given an escort and fancy ride in a BMW

I forbid u to attack him for if u do i will be forced to rage war on u i have six other nations that i control all over 20 million so be careful.

DICK-HEADED-PENIS-THING-GUY!!

you cant use your puppets in a a war! thats not allowed. my puppets are 200 million, but i dont use them! learn to play the damn game right!

also, i will nuke you if you try to use your puppets like that again.

well Im scared of 20 million.... so in a combined total you'd have like a million troops. I have a million troops by myself. Macabees has several million. So does my ally Zossen. and so does the alliance NJA. Your 6 nations with 20 million each equal me.

Such a strange war.. 8)

well Im scared of 20 million.... so in a combined total you'd have like a million troops. I have a million troops by myself. Macabees has several million. So does my ally Zossen. and so does the alliance NJA. Your 6 nations with 20 million each equal me.

Wow i myself have 3.1 million all by its self so if i combined my puppets and this id have like 6 million people.

I have nations that are 68 million 45 million 32 million and 2 36 million and one that is 5 million.(that is their populations)

so 68 would have like 500,000 at most then 400,000 then 3 with 200,000, and one with 100,000 at most. so thats a grand wopping total of rougly 1.6 Million men in an army. I myself have 1.2 Million, Macabees has like 10 Million, and Zossen like 8 Million. so 3 nations vs your 6 and we'd still win.

Well since 4 million are on a seperate mobilization and 500,000 are manning the Rezegh Line in Freemantia's occupied territory and I need about 1 milion for self defence I can give 3.5 million troops.

you see this is not your fight, so stop it now, or i'll nuke you all!!

*finger hovers over black button*

OOC:
yes my button is black.

well it would be his fight if The Francais wants to goto war with me and use his puppets, as I would bring in my allies.

If Everside attacks I'll attack the one that attacks and I'll get my allies. To help. Back down both of you.

Hey you know what im gonna destroy the winner, i have 3 other nations under my control and a massive army!!

Be careful little muchkins

The Grand Prime Minister of M92FS speaking for the Prime Ministers of The Nation To End All, Lindbergistan, and Air Soft Warriors

Hey you know what im gonna destroy the winner, i have 3 other nations under my control and a massive army!!

Be careful little muchkins

The Grand Prime Minister of M92FS speaking for the Prime Ministers of The Nation To End All, Lindbergistan, and Air Soft Warriors

Hey you know what im gonna destroy the winner, i have 3 other nations under my control and a massive army!!

Be careful little muchkins

The Grand Prime Minister of M92FS speaking for the Prime Ministers of The Nation To End All, Lindbergistan, and Air Soft Warriors

Attacks on NJA nations will probably bring over 7 million troops to our defence if anybody such as the idiot who just posted decides to attack us.

Luckily for you, sir, a peace treaty was negotiatied.

I am challenging the other new nation of Mashed Potato's for their actions against my country. I am afraid this means war.

The Oppressed People of Dorksideia are oppressed, and are forced into military service when they come of age. This would mean at least 30% of our population (tell me if I am being insane with that figure, this would be my first time) would be in service.

30%?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha.....O wait, your serious. Well, if you conscript 30% into your population, you now have almost 1/3 or your work force gone. Then your economy would go through the floor. 30% is wayyyyyyy to high, even for "oppressed" peoples or dictatorship. You should play and grow a little longer before engaging in a military action.

Gotta love the n00b wars though. I especially liked the maturity level of mashed potatoes, the whole capslock-largefont-yelling thing was great.

hi ppls no more war between me and dorkside we're friends now it was all a miss understanding it was really cracker jacker who did it but i didnt tell u he set me up and thats y it was a potato bomb so declare war on him!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think i'll side with dorksidea on this

it's over and has been for a long time

i no that i wanted to make sure every one else did

not you, Etrenack