"Have at you!" (Non-Serious RP.)
Tersanctus
27-08-2003, 15:28
OOC: Just saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this RP shall be in that spirit, if youve never seen that movie or just plain dont have a sense of humor, scoot yer but back to the next thread, cuz we we dont serve your kind here!
It came to pass, than in the former years of Tersanctus, there was a King by the name of Inserthere, King Inserthere was once told from his royal concubine when he was six, stories about waters to the far east that reflectd ones true Image, she claimed to have been there once when she was a nun, and than, well, now, shes a concubine.
This intrigued King Inserthere, for many years. Until one day he decided to go about on a quest, "Royal Squire!" He called out, "yes sire?" said a meek voice. "We are going on a quest!" "Where to, sire? The usual?" "No sir squire! And let us never speak of it again, hmmmmm?" "Oh, RIGHT, sire!" "Now than shoe and ready my horse, who just happens to be named coconut, not that I was planning on stealing any gags from Monty Python!"
And so they set off into the wilderness, to find who knew what.....
Tersanctus
27-08-2003, 15:34
bump, why? Because I can!
Crimmond
27-08-2003, 15:36
If I am to participate, I reqiure a shrubbery.... Ni! Ni!
:lol:
Tersanctus
27-08-2003, 15:37
TWO Shrubberies to the people whom participate! With a nice path going along the side and raised for a nice descending effect!!
Lunatic Retard Robots
27-08-2003, 17:56
We require yet another shrubbery to participate on this quest! And after you deliver the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightyest tree in the forest with................. A HERRING!!!!!!!!!!! Ni Ni Ni!!!!!!!
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/jpgs/shrubber.jpg
Crimmond
27-08-2003, 19:17
http://www.totaldvd.net/images/stills/20020304.jpg
"It's only a flesh wound."
Full dialoge of this scene here (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/4823/blackkn.html)
"Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!"
Tersanctus
05-09-2003, 09:41
Well, this went nowhere,.......so now for something completley different...
"But I don't like SPAM!"
*in background*
"SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMMY SPAM! SPAMMY SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!"
"Bloody vikings!"
Tersanctus
05-09-2003, 09:44
I wish to register a complaint....
"Why you snot nosed, pot bellied, child molesting pervert!"
"Hey! I cam in here for an argument!"
"What? Oh, I'm sorry. This is abuse"
Tersanctus
05-09-2003, 09:45
What is this? I came in here for an arguement!!
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Tersanctus
05-09-2003, 09:46
hehehe, well how can it be an arguement if all you do is contradict me?
Tersanctus
05-09-2003, 09:47
Fear and suprise are our two main weapons!
The Most Glorious Hack
05-09-2003, 09:47
*(Un)Official NS Mod Statement*
Stop it. That's much too silly.
Tersanctus
05-09-2003, 09:48
Wait no, fear suprise and undying loyalty to our pope! These are our three main weapons!
And no you dint!
And our fearless devotion to the Pope.
Our three weapons, fear, surprise, a fearless devotion to the pope, and these nifty read outfits. Oh.
Our four main weapons.. oh dash! I'll come in again!
Tersanctus
05-09-2003, 09:48
*(Un)Official NS Mod Statement*
Stop it. That's much too silly.
HElp!! Help! Im being repressed!! (Ill stop)
"You see that? You see him repressing me? That's what I'm on about!"
Tersanctus
05-09-2003, 09:49
hehehe I got it first!
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I was adding on to what you said. You started it, I finished it.
"So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood."
"And therefor..."
"A witch? A WITCH! BURN HER!"
"How do you know she is a witch?"
"Well, she turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"I got better"
Tersanctus
05-09-2003, 09:52
Bwahhaha!! There are those who call me......(tilts head) Tim.
Tersanctus
05-09-2003, 09:53
Im not dead!
You a goner look at you!
Im getting better.
"With big pointy teeth!"
*Makes big pointy teeth with fingers*
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry. You see, I thought your son was a lady"
"I can understand that"
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Tersanctus
05-09-2003, 09:55
And than we will commence with the oral sex!
I suppose I could stay a while!
Sir Galahad, you are in grave peril!
Than let me at them!
I couldnt, Its much too perilous!
"It's my job as a Knight to face as much peril as I can"
"No, it is to perilous"
"Bet you're gay"
Tersanctus
05-09-2003, 09:59
Enter Keyword or Web Address Here
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/4823/tosgalahad.html
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"Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled. Brave sir Robin turned about, and gallantly he chickend out. Bravely taking to his feet he made a very brave retreat, Brave Brave Brave Sir Robin!"
Falastur
05-09-2003, 10:04
Edit:
dangit!!! you took my song
"What is your name?"
"Sir Lancelot of Camelot"
"What is your quest?"
"To seek the Holy Grail"
"What, is your favorite color?"
"Blue"
"Right, off you go"
Edit:
dangit!!! you took my song
You gotta be quick
"Behold, the three headed night! The fiercest creature for 9 yards!"
Falastur
05-09-2003, 10:10
We're knights of the Round Table,
We dance whene'er we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable,
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot,
We're knights of the Round Table,
Our shows are formidable,
Through from time to time, we're given rhymes that are quite unsingable,
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm a lot,
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests, we wear sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot
Falastur
05-09-2003, 10:11
ha! got that one in!
*breathes sigh of relief, wiping the sweat off his brow* :wink:
I don't get the last line. What is a pram, and why does he have to push it?
Falastur
05-09-2003, 10:12
this is probably a British-American thing....
er....baby buggy?
and they stuck it on cos it rhymed
I know it rhymes. I was just wondering what it was
"Let us not go to Camelot, it is a silly place"
Falastur
05-09-2003, 10:14
i know its late for this one but:
"Camelot!!"
"Camelot!!"
"Camelot!!"
"It's only a model"
Falastur
05-09-2003, 10:15
and on a slightly different topic,
"Sir, it is an ex-parrot. It has ceased to be"
"This parrot is no more. it has ceased to be. it has passed onto the next life, and gone to meet its maker. if it wasn't nailed to the perch it'd be pushing up dasies"
strange scottish man and his army appear on hill and shout in unison
GET ON WITH IT!
"I fart in your general diection! Your mother wears army boots and your father was a hamster!"
Falastur
05-09-2003, 10:26
hmmm....quotes
errmm....
errmmm...
"one day lad, all this will be yours..."
"what, the curtains?"
"no, no, not the curtains, the castle"
(or something like that)
Brother Belsemeir bring forward the holy hand grenade of antioch
It's actually "No, not the curtains! All that you can see!"
but you were close enough
Falastur
05-09-2003, 10:32
not bad for an unhelped effort....
*whispers so no-one will say "yes"*
(is it cheating if i put the DVD in?)
"Yes. No. What was the question? STEVE!"
Falastur
05-09-2003, 10:35
i was saying will anyone complain if i get the DVD out and play it...to get quotes for this thread
Go ahead. it's not a competition.
Falastur
05-09-2003, 10:42
dang thing! stop logging me onto my other nations!!!
"when i started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said i was daft to build on a swamp, but i built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So. I built second one. That sank into the swamp. So i built a third one. Tht burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one stayed up! And that's what your gonna get lad, the strongest castle in these isles."
"Why don't you love her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge (grabs chest) tracts of land."
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Falastur
05-09-2003, 10:56
"Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room, until I come and get him."
"Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him"
"No, no, UNTIL i come and get him"
"Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room"
"No, look, no, you STAY in the room, and make sure HE doesn't leave"
"And you'll come and get him?"
"Hic"
"Right"
"We don't need to do anything, except stop him from entering the room"
"No, no, LEAVING the room"
"Yes"
"Alright?"
"Yup"
"Hic"
"Oh, if if if err..if if if errr er er er. If we err.. if we..."
"Look it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. Alright?"
"Hic"
"Oh i remember....can he leave the room with us?"
"No no no, no, you just KEEP him in here, and make sure..."
"Oh yes, we'll make sure we keep him in here, obviously, but if he ahd to leave, and we were with him...."
"No, no, no, just KEEP him in here..."
"Until you or anyone else..."
"No, no, not anyone else, just me..."
"Just you..."
"Get back"
"Get back"
"Hic"
"Right?"
"Right we'll stay here until you get back"
"And make sure he doesn't leave..."
"What?"
"MAKE SURE he doesn't leave!"
"The Prince?"
"Yes, make sure he doesn't leave..."
"Oh yes, of course, I thought you meant him. You know it seemed a bit daft me having to guard him, when he's a guard"
"Is that clear?"
"Hic"
"Oh yes, quite clear, no problem"
"Right. Where are you going?"
"We're coming with you"
"No, no, I want you to STAY here, and make sure HE doesn't LEAVE"
"Oh i see, right"
Possibly THE longest scene in the Monty Python films....my fingers are aching....