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As there has been no objection, we are now reopened for business!
Reopening Sale! Buy 10 tons, get a 5% discount!


http://edition.cnn.com/WORLD/9608/17/latin.drugs/cocaine.lg.jpg
The latest harvest of fine Daistallian coca and cocaine is now being made available on the international market.

Coca Leaf: 200 metric tons available
Small orders: 100 kg for 500,000 US
Bulk rate: 1 metric ton for 10 million USD

Cocaine: 50 metric tons available
Small orders: 50kg for 1.5 million USD
Bulk rate: 1 metric ton for 20 million USD

Please note we will not sell to nations in which our product is illegal to use.

OOC note: just in case, for my own protection, this is a game. I do not sell cocaine in real life. This is a game. :roll:

lol! im going to call the real FBI on j00!!

:D Yes, yes. But I live in Japan were the government might not be quite as understanding. :(

All ye drug-takin' hippy types will burn in hell!
Ye will burn! Burn wi' all the lil' haggises and the Irishmen!

I'll take 150 metric tons. It's not a bad price. Most people in our country arent users of that, though. It'll take a while to work through that much.

Presbyteria: Pfft, I already abuse my citizens! Hell, here I come! I'll take a metric ton!

*Wires money*

Interesting.
Did you grow all of this yourself?
You do know that it does take quite a while to grow 150 tons, don't you?

150 tons will be shipped to Loserly Peeps for 2,625 million. We will begin shipping as soon as we recieve the wire.

Having checked Pergatorio's profile, we don't see a notation that drugs are legal in your country. May we have your word for it before we begin shipping?

British Columbians, the Daistallian coca industry was established several NS years ago. 8) http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=62747&highlight=

2.something-or-other billion is nothing compared to my budget surplus!

Yes, very interesting.
I'm selling GM coca saplings (non-reseeding :P ) at 1 billion for 500 saplings, or 2 million for one.
The drug (in its refined state) is twice as intense, producing a high which lasts, on average, 2.5 times as long as the non-GM version and it's much easier to refine than the original.
Even better, the fully-mature tree looks just like an ash tree (so you can grow it in your back garden), is extremely resistant to pests and chemicals and grows in just about any conditions.
For those who want to get extravagant, there are also versions of the tree available, with a combinable choice of leaf colours, leaf shapes and 'natural topiary' designs available, which means that your own little money-tree won't be out of place in your presidential aborium.

Optional Extras
Single-coloured (purple, blue, etc.) leaves costs +0.5 million.
Multi-coloured leaves costs +1.5 million.
Simple shaped (butterfly, aeroplane, etc.) leaves cost +1 million.
Complex shaped (gun, elephant, etc.) leaves cost +2.5 million.
Simple (cone, sphere, archway, etc.) 'natural topiary' costs +4 million.
Complex (car, steam-train, etc.) 'natural topiary' costs +6 million.

Just TG me, please.
I don't want to have to sit around watching some lousy thread all day.

gov't IC: Reports are you are openly selling drugs. In light of this, MDEA(Mactan Drug Enforcement Agency) is requesting the help of Daistallia authorities to monitor outgoing shipments of coccaine to the Island. Illegal drugs are punishable by death.

Drug Users Association secret ic:
we wish to purchase 200 kilos of coccaine. Money transfer will be done on delivery. And oh, does the MI government know about this? It's illegal here. :roll: the delivery's your problem. we'll handle the money. :twisted:

ooc: interesting sides. don't worry, no war. :D

We'll buy any left after Mactan Island's sale.

We would be happy to give any assistance we can to the MDEA, as we do not approve of law breaking. We have recieved this request:
"Drug Users Association secret ic:
we wish to purchase 200 kilos of coccaine. Money transfer will be done on delivery. And oh, does the MI government know about this? It's illegal here. the delivery's your problem. we'll handle the money. "

You are :twisted: EVIL :twisted:

MDEA: Thank you for your assistance. However, we would like you to allow them in purchasing the 200 kilos.

Drug Users Association(innocent of the collaboration):
Deliver the coccaine. Specify the amount to be paid including delivery and then you don't know us anymore and we don't know you.

We note that Milantos' spotlight is unclear on the legallity of recreational pharmacuticals as well. Can you confirm they are legal? If so, 49 tons can be shipped upon reciept of a 857.5 USD wire.

We note that Milantos' spotlight is unclear on the legallity of recreational pharmacuticals as well. Can you confirm they are legal? If so, 49 tons can be shipped upon reciept of a 857.5 USD wire.

Is it the government which is purchasing this, so yes, it is legal.

*wires money*

Unfortunately we have just recieved an order for the last stocks of this years harvest. Perhapse next year (1 RL day)?

We accept your assurance Milantos. Now shipping.

Bullcrap

DUA: *automatic wire transfer*

I shall napalm your cocaine fields.

Milantos the unfortunate post was for MI.

I shall napalm your cocaine fields.

IH has no international backing to do that. and besides, doing that will place IH in hot water for "provoking" war against another nation.

I shall napalm your cocaine fields.

IH has no international backing to do that. and besides, doing that will place IH in hot water for "provoking" war against another nation.

WATCH ME CARE. hehee i just learnt how to do that!

I shall napalm your cocaine fields.

IH has no international backing to do that. and besides, doing that will place IH in hot water for "provoking" war against another nation.

WATCH ME CARE. hehee i just learnt how to do that!

ooc: hehe

ic: Mactan Island will not participate in any war against drugs outside its sovereign territory. It was clearly stated in this thread. We are only after drug syndicates active in the Island by baiting them with the help of cooperative nations such as Daistallia. But should there be another reason for invasion against a nation such as Daistallia, MI will think about it.

The United States will take no action at this time. BUT if any of this drug is found in our country and traced back to you there will be serious re-percussions for your country.

-President Anderson.

We would like to make clear that we refuse to sell to countries where our product is illegal. We happily offer what assistance we can in preventing our product from reaching your shores.
Tai Lae, Foreign Minister

We would like to make clear that we refuse to sell to countries where our product is illegal. We happily offer what assistance we can in preventing our product from reaching your shores.
Tai Lae, Foreign Minister

Oh, it is certainly not illegal in our nation.

We would like to make clear that we refuse to sell to countries where our product is illegal. We happily offer what assistance we can in preventing our product from reaching your shores.
Tai Lae, Foreign Minister

We understand that but we still have to say this because you may sell it to dealers who then sell it in our country, that makes your nation ultimately responsible.

As may have been observed we have suspended sales recently. We are stockpiling....

Daistallia, the Mactan Island's international policy of this matter has now changed. Selling drugs only to countries considering them legal and preventing their spread to countries considering them illegal is a good intention. Nonetheless, it is done for profit. This scheme is an abuse which can cause, in the future, war. We urge your nation to cease and desist on this business and turn to other alternatives for profit.

We will buy the remainder, for resale, if it is allowed. If not, then we do not wish any.

The drugs are legal for high ranking member in my goverment, I'll take five pounds, if possible.
<wires money>

Unfortunately we have temporarily suspended sales. We will notify you when we begin selling again. We do frown upon resale, as it can cause difficulty. Also, ton lots are standard.
Returns funds

Any more yet? Can I reserve?

Oh, we have LOTS of it as we are currently stockpiling it. :D 200 Metric Tons per year/RL day. :shock:
OOC note on the accuracy of our production: from US DEA information, Colombia had 50,000 hectares of cocaine fields in 1995 and produced 230 metric tons per year. We are keeping 30 tons for domestic consumption, and currently stockpiling the rest, due to international objections. We have a 1000 ton stockpile, and it is growing...

I don't object!

Yes, we understand. However, there are others to consider who do. Please see the previous posts for examples.

Is there any more left? 8)

Daistallia News Network:
The government announced today that an incredible 400 tons of cocaine had been destroyed in an effort to appease international concerns of illegal drug smuggling. Government officials denied rumors of reasearch into possible military applications of cocaine were behind the supposed destruction.

We would like to announce that we are beginning research into deversifying our product line. We hope to open again soon.

Conisder your self condemmed.

We wish to announce that due to international political pressures and economic hardship within the industry, we are suspending all research and international sales. Furthermore, huge quantities of product are being dispossed of. Also, vast acerage of coca fields are being burned and replanted.

OOC: the reasearch I was planning didn*t work out.

Considering re-opening....

If there are no objections, we will be reopening this soon....

One more, for possible objections (and there were so many when I first opened this ... where are they now, hmmm?) before I reopen this storefront in approximately 18 RL hours.

open early and we will purchase 100 metric tons

Sorry, we will give it a few hours (yes, I am a bit paranoid after the first reception). Also, we won*t be producing such large quantities at first. Assuming we do re-open, we will need a bit of time to re-establish export level producrtion quantities.

Reopening.

I would like to purchase 500 metric tons of cocaine. Additionally, I would like to offer a stance of solidarity with you. You have the full support of my armed forces and R&D sector with regards to your business.

I must apologise. We do not have 500 tons available. (OOC note: 500 tons would be greater than the entire production of S. America, IIRC)

We thank you for your support. If you wish to purchase all 50 tons of our product, we can negotiate a very nice deal....

OOH ooh i will like 3tonnes of the stuff so i can get prisoners hooked then cut off their supply :twisted:

Our drugs we used to use for this were to expensive.

I'm not familiar with the production capabilities of S. America, but it is possible I overestimated your own production capabilities. I myself have done extensive research with synthesis and replication of C17 H21 NO4. I would be more than happy to share technology with you. The biggest difficulty I had with marketing prior to developing my replication process was finding a pure enough and widely enough base product. The climate of my country is not condusive to the hygroscopic nature of the powdered product, as well as to the successful growing of the plants. Please contact me with any further questions. And yes, I would be interested in purchasing as much cocaine as you can provide. I have an innaugural party coming up soon. Consider yourself invited.

How soon can I expect shipment?

I'm still interested in purchasing from you. Do you still have product for sale? By the way, you may want to check this out. It could prove useful for those involved in running your narcotics operations.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=98879&highlight=

OOC: I appologise for my lack of response. For a variety of reasons I am going to let this one pass on to the great storefront in the sky.