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The nation of Aldovar has been a massive threat to my national safety. I take my sacret duty to defeat this fool. I have launched all of my Ming X type 3 rockets against Aldovar. These rockets contain Mark 7 nerve gas. Even if they are shot down the gas will settle to the Earth. And cause massive casualties. The gas will affect the surrounding nations. I have warned them about the proper preparations just moments ago. Aldovar has 10 minutes until the gas smothers their land. The surrounding nations, including Austrotomania, Andaluciae, The Cows and Bulls, The Holy Mole, Lisa Foiles Lovers, and so on, in the region of Tokyo 3, have approx. 3.3 hours until the gas will smother their lands. I have warned them just moments ago of the preparations that must be made. Thank you, God bless Tiltatian, and May we uphold our sacret tradition.

The Republic of Magnetingrad condems this action, and asks for a peaceful resolution to be sought.

May God damn you and send you to everlasting damnation for the attack agianst innocents! You are only a terrorist, and nothing more! I am not even going to give you a warning. I am taking this to the UAAOT. Even if they don't come to fight you, I will! Surrender now, or die!


PS: I have defences miles from my nation. They could shoot down your missle before it even was within 100 miles of neo earth.

What actions did this nation do to provoke such avid warmongering? I'm sure that this situation can be solved either peacefully, or can be taken as a terrorist threat, like previously stated.

High above the capital city of Tiltatian, six Prota raven units assemble in a hexagon formation in the Earth's orbit. Suddenly, once they are positioned directly above the capital building, a series of light flashes brings these Raven Units to a standstill. They hover slowly in place, and in unison shoulder-mounted cannons, two on each raven, assemble themselves. Energy is built up from the Protas' powerful large plasma batteries in the compacitors of the guns, making them begin to glow.

An anonymous message is sent to the government of Tiltatian:
Your capital city and all of your leaders will be destroyed should you not destroy all WMDs in your nation within a month (NS time). We are watching you. That is all

OOC: You have no idea that the raven units are there, as they are just sort of hanging in orbit, far out of range of radar.

Interesting move, Resi. Why does this matter to you? It happens almost everyday, I bet.

If this attack has already taken place, then i would assume there is a war hapening. rihgt?

Interesting move, Resi. Why does this matter to you? It happens almost everyday, I bet.OOC: Because I'm looking for a place to test all of my new tech, such as my mass-produced Protas. :mrgreen:

Interesting move, Resi. Why does this matter to you? It happens almost everyday, I bet.OOC: Because I'm looking for a place to test all of my new tech, such as my mass-produced Protas. :mrgreen:

OOC: Then why don't you just test them on a nazi nation, or a hippy nation. They are funny to kill...especially when you nukem!

OOC: Then why don't you just test them on a nazi nation, or a hippy nation. They are funny to kill...especially when you nukem!OOC: Cause if I warmongered like that, people would back up the hippies/nazis. :?

Interesting move, Resi. Why does this matter to you? It happens almost everyday, I bet.OOC: Because I'm looking for a place to test all of my new tech, such as my mass-produced Protas. :mrgreen:

Spoken as a capitalist.

OOC: Then why don't you just test them on a nazi nation, or a hippy nation. They are funny to kill...especially when you nukem!OOC: Cause if I warmongered like that, people would back up the hippies/nazis. :?

OOC: I don't know...I would back you up. I hate nazis and hippies. Damn racists and anarchists...DIE!!!! :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

We condemn this act and hope to see you pay dearly for the use of WMD.

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Head Patriot Kenneth Coleman
The Armed Republic of The Crying Lions
Saroczia Sub-Region of Lodoss

Bonstock comdemns this attack, and woul like to join the Resi Corp in testing weapons.

Meanwhile, 60 new, gleaming hypersonic bombers line up at their station. Their crews are in the briefing room, preparing for a briefing. Meanwhile the planes are armed and feuled.

Spoken as a capitalist.You're damn right it is! :P

Spoken as a capitalist.You're damn right it is! :PSo when are we gonna start firing these babies, Res? I wanna see people die!

So when are we gonna start firing these babies, Res? I wanna see people die!Soon, like as in tomorrow soon. I want him to get fair warning.

Soon, like as in tomorrow soon. I want him to get fair warning.
Aw, tomarrow? Oh well, Im attacking another n00b at the same time, so I'll get back here then.

Two chief things:

All of my WMDs are gone. They all impacted Aldovar. I shall produce no more.

Second. We have no capitol city. The government is spread out all over the country, one point seven miles underground under the entire country.

Thus, we have met the no more WMDs demands and our Mark 9 anti air rocket regiments are on highest alert.

ps, the Mark 9 is a hypersonic rocket with the most efficient guidance and targeting system available. It uses dual radar and infrared seeking with a primitive visual seeker as well. We mount 5 regiments of these missiles and are ready to fire using the pulse 5 radar guidance (uses the anti-stealth properties described in popular mechanics).

ooc:

Dearest Bonstock:

Do you realize that compared to me, you are a n00b? You have been around a month less than me!

ic:

And the reasons for the attack are due to a long running feud starting shortly following my creation when Aldovar was multimembering. He has also sent me abusive telegrams and was censured by the mods for doing so.

Unless peace is made, Neo Nuria shall fight against terrorism with Neo Earth (No, i'm not a puppet, no, he/she is not a puppet). I would like to see this worked out peacefully, and if not, I as well have weapon testings that i would like to perform :evil:

All of my WMDs are gone. They all impacted Aldovar. I shall produce no more.OOC: That's nice to hear, however, due to an "intelligence failure" we won't know this. :)

Second. We have no capitol city. The government is spread out all over the country, one point seven miles underground under the entire country.That's an amusing development that unfortunately means nothing. A fully charged hexplasma attack can burrow five miles before it runs out of energy. We simply aim for your most populated city, if you don't have a capital.

Thus, we have met the no more WMDs demands and our Mark 9 anti air rocket regiments are on highest alert.You think your puny rockets can take down a 60-foot tall plasma powered battlemech with MatterWedge engines? Good luck with that.

ps, the Mark 9 is a hypersonic rocket with the most efficient guidance and targeting system available. It uses dual radar and infrared seeking with a primitive visual seeker as well. We mount 5 regiments of these missiles and are ready to fire using the pulse 5 radar guidance (uses the anti-stealth properties described in popular mechanics).Good for them. Funny thing is, missiles are awefully easy to intercept when they are flying at a big laser cannon aimed directly at them.

*Neo Nuria Presidential Office*

"Sir, reports from the Tiltatian front,"

"Yeah?" the president eyed a cup of coffee, its black slowly twirling with a hint of cream and milk. "I hate coffee."

"Sorry sir, i'll get some hot chocolate."

"What about that tiltatian front?"

"oh, yes.. it seems that a terrorist country found a stupid way of getting rid of his WMD's... by firing them on another country."

"idiot, he'll have the entire international community on his ass."

"Exactly, sir. Hence why upset Nurians ask us to step in and stop them from attacking again."

"Sounds like it's time to test out those new VTOL craft, eh?" The president eyed the coffee again, the steam rising from the bitter concoction. "Have them ready, along with one Constitution class Aircraft carrier fleet."

"Yes, sir."

"Oh, and one more thing... i want marshmallows with my hot chocolate."

"yes, sir."

Tiltatian, I am mobilising forces towards your nation. Unless you agree to my terms, I may have to launch a invasion of your nation. Here are the terms:

1. The hault of attacks agianst Aldovar.

2. The dismantle of yuor army down to 1.5% of you population (or half your current percentage of populations in the military, whichever is smaller)

3. Allow me to build 5 military bases to insure that the first two terms are maintained.


This is Unconditional Serrendure. You have been warned. I will give you 1 day.

Emp. Coran II

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Neo Res:

Here, have as many freaking inspectors in my land as you want. I know I can do nothing against your weapons, but, Bonstocks bombers are the reason for the missiles. There has also been a change in government. The capitol is being set up in the town, nay, farming village of Neufchatel cheese. Thus, you should target there instead of my most populous city.

Everyone:

I am dismantling my military. I welcome as many international inspectors in as you please. I have C4 charges on the chemical and rocket factories. All that is waiting is for you to come and watch them get blown up. I officially end all hostilities against Aldovar... NOW! My military is at 1.25% of my population, essentially militia troops. The regular army is all in the middle of the ocean, waiting for 10 old fighter bombers to fire exocet missiles at them. Then those will be shot down with anti-air rockets.

I will respect a military no fly zone all over tiltatian. Commercial planes of the TTAL (Tiltatian Territorial AirLines) will hopefully be allowed.

The acts of the former government were terrorist, that is why the people overthrew them and replaced the monarchy. Thank you for your tolerance and I hope you accept these ideas.

Then, may I place military bases in your country? Trust me, when a goverment is overthrown, either they try to come back, or they have others in the new goverment.

There has also been a change in government. The capitol is being set up in the town, nay, farming village of Neufchatel cheese. Thus, you should target there instead of my most populous city. OOC: The problem is that we "don't know" this. Actually, CEO Jai Resi doesn't, but General Jiker Narks does.

OOC: He just told you people he did this.

OOC: He just told you people he did this.OOC: But due to a little "static interferrence", we didn't hear his message clearly.

OOC: You just want to use that laser right?

OOC: You just want to use that laser right?OOC: Gee, how'd ya guess? It couldn't have been all of the hints I've dropped! :P

A DELINT unit of the AIA known as JaRhEaD opens up the program HaXoR100. He gets the signals of over 140 Commercial Satellites. He deletes all scheduled transmission, and enters in this message:

Neo Res:

Here, have as many freaking inspectors in my land as you want. I know I can do nothing against your weapons, but, Bonstocks bombers are the reason for the missiles. There has also been a change in government. The capitol is being set up in the town, nay, farming village of Neufchatel cheese. Thus, you should target there instead of my most populous city.

Everyone:

I am dismantling my military. I welcome as many international inspectors in as you please. I have C4 charges on the chemical and rocket factories. All that is waiting is for you to come and watch them get blown up. I officially end all hostilities against Aldovar... NOW! My military is at 1.25% of my population, essentially militia troops. The regular army is all in the middle of the ocean, waiting for 10 old fighter bombers to fire exocet missiles at them. Then those will be shot down with anti-air rockets.

I will respect a military no fly zone all over tiltatian. Commercial planes of the TTAL (Tiltatian Territorial AirLines) will hopefully be allowed.

The acts of the former government were terrorist, that is why the people overthrew them and replaced the monarchy. Thank you for your tolerance and I hope you accept these ideas.

The General Jiker Narks is a sadist who is going to destroy a sovereign nation just to test out some new toys.

OOC: Over 2 Billion people are seeing this. It is looped to play for three hours straight on every channel.

A DELINT unit of the AIA known as JaRhEaD opens up the program HaXoR100. He gets the signals of over 140 Commercial Satellites. He deletes all scheduled transmission, and enters in this message:Incoming Transmission!
{To: Alibakkar}
{From: Synthetic Humaniod Electronic Lifelike-Awareness (S.H.E.L.A.)}
{Greetings, skum of the Earth}
{I have blocked your message from airing on incoming and outgoing Resi channels, and I must say that you}
{did, excuse the pun, but a 'hack' job of trying to enter our systems. I stand guard over them, and anything you}
{attempt to put in them has to get through me first.}
{S.H.E.L.A.}
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=132

A DELINT unit of the AIA known as JaRhEaD opens up the program HaXoR100. He gets the signals of over 140 Commercial Satellites. He deletes all scheduled transmission, and enters in this message:Incoming Transmission!
{To: Alibakkar}
{From: Synthetic Humaniod Electronic Lifelike-Awareness (S.H.E.L.A.)}
{Greetings, skum of the Earth}
{I have blocked your message from airing on incoming and outgoing Resi channels, and I must say that you}
{did, excuse the pun, but a 'hack' job of trying to enter our systems. I stand guard over them, and anything you}
{attempt to put in them has to get through me first.}
{S.H.E.L.A.}
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=132

OOC: Did you have that before, or just pull it out of your butt?

IC: It still airs on every non-Resi channel.

OOC: Did you have that before, or just pull it out of your butt?

IC: It still airs on every non-Resi channel.I've had it for a while, but I've never had an excuse to use it until now. Normally S.H.E.L.A. is our Head Chair of E.A. Relations, but when she's not conferencing with Angelius or Zero-One she's montioring all incoming and outgoing signals from the Resi Corporation. Best piece of security software we've ever had.

By the way, we get nothing but Resi Channels inside our borders. It's like the BBC in England, except that we have more than seven channels.

It would appear that the sadists have forgotten. Neufchatel Cheese still stands, as does Richard Scarrys Busytown. I would like to thank those who stood against my destruction. I dislike how some tried to interfere just because they were soulless cyborgs. But, Tiltatians new found tolerance will be eternal.