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BRUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 19:14
Forget this. I'm outa here.
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 19:28
bump
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 19:57
bump
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 23:41
bump
24-08-2003, 00:09
Today, in the city of Magadan, LRR, the first batch of a new, ultra-cheap building material for nations who have not yet developed advanced composites for spaceships. (Like plasteel or Ultra-resin) They will be very easy to assemble, simple to fix, and are very strong in the right structural designs. They are......



Titanium Legos!!!!!

http://lego.bldesign.org/kits/metal/bricks.jpg

These amazing bricks are dirt cheap- only 100 USD per 500,000, and are perfect for nations just starting out in space. When your ships are made of legos, make sure its with the best legos around!

Cost: 100 USD per starting set of 500,000 units


Next product.....

The Klingon Bird Of Prey!!!!!!!

http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/schematics/klingon-bop.jpg

The Bird-of-Prey, with its various sub-classes, is the Klingon Empire's most common light warship from the end of the 23rd century to the 2370's. The ship has one torpedo tube in the bow and two disruptor cannons at the wing tips. The wings are usually horizontal in flight mode, and swept down for attack. Ships of the K'Vort and the B'rel class have occasionally been witnessed to fire with horizontal wings, though. "D-12" is a Federation designation for a sub-class of Birds-of-Prey. The wings may be moved up to allow the ship to land on a planet. All types of Birds-of-Prey are equipped with a cloaking device. LRR doesn't use the Bird Of Prey, but you gotta admit- it looks really cool. 8)

Cost: 5 Billion (Comes with a certificate of authenticity.)

The New Orleans class Frigate!!!!!

http://techspecs.acalltoduty.com/images/neworleans/neworleans1.jpg

Length: 345 meters
Width: 246 meters
Height: 75 meters
Weight: 1,100,000 metric tonnes
Cargo capacity: Dependant upon mission type

Hull: Duranium/Tritanium Hull
Number of Decks: 18
Accommodation: 290 Officers and Crew, 60-110 visiting personnel

Cost: 6 Billion USD

(LRR doesn't use the new Orleans. I just thought it looked cool. 8) )

The Orlyonok class Light Fighter/Scout!!!!!!

http://www.30doradus.org/spaceships/new_images/bab5a.jpg

The Orlyonok (Russian for Eaglet) light fighter is a good craft for small ships. It is light and compact, and packs a punch suficcent to deter pirate fighters until help arrives. The four wings seen in the picture give it Atmospheric capability, and they fold up for storage. The wingtips each carry either a single ion-tag missile (4 total), or pods of 20 Starflash Dumbfire rockets for use against fixed establishments, or very massive and minimally manouverable capital ships. (80 in total) The Orlyonok doesn't quite compare with the better Super Acolyte and Najid types, which, with their high-output power plants and large weapons loads, can outgun and outrun it, as well as the fact that the Najid and Super Acolyte are easier to build and maintain, and give more armor and life support. Nonetheless, the Orlyonok is good to have on your un- or low- armed freighters and cargo ships, and can mean the difference between life and death.

Mass- 10t
Accelleration- 1,000 m/s
Powerplant- 1x 50gw Fusion reactor (S. Acolyte IIS has a powerplant of 250gw output and an accelleration of 4,000 m/s)
Armerment- 1x Meduim rotary railgun, 4x Missile mounts
Crew: 1- Pilot (Accomodation for 2)

Cost: 600 million USD

The D-1 Combat Dropship!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.30doradus.org/spaceships/images/DropShip.jpg

The D-1 is a heavily armed combat dropship, perfect for marine actions. It carries a total of 44 missiles, as well as a light railgun/chaingun. It is perfect for quick marine actions, or planetary extractions under heavy fire. The large weapons arsenal carried by this craft can subdue any defenders.

Mass- 250t
Accelleration- 500m/s
Armerment- 2x Chainguns (For atmospheric use) 32x Cluster warhead dumbfire missiles (For atmospheric use) 12x Guided missiles (For atmospheric use)
Crew- 3 (Pilot, gunner, missile officer)
Troop Capacity- 40 Fully equipped marines

Cost: 1 Billion USD

AHHH TAKE OFF THE DROPSHIP NOW! THATS MY DESIGN NOOOOOOO

ahhhh ive been using that design since i got into space! ahh *is really really frustrated*
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 01:07
Today, in the city of Magadan, LRR, the first batch of a new, ultra-cheap building material for nations who have not yet developed advanced composites for spaceships. (Like plasteel or Ultra-resin) They will be very easy to assemble, simple to fix, and are very strong in the right structural designs. They are......



Titanium Legos!!!!!

http://lego.bldesign.org/kits/metal/bricks.jpg

These amazing bricks are dirt cheap- only 100 USD per 500,000, and are perfect for nations just starting out in space. When your ships are made of legos, make sure its with the best legos around!

Cost: 100 USD per starting set of 500,000 units


Next product.....

The Klingon Bird Of Prey!!!!!!!

http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/schematics/klingon-bop.jpg

The Bird-of-Prey, with its various sub-classes, is the Klingon Empire's most common light warship from the end of the 23rd century to the 2370's. The ship has one torpedo tube in the bow and two disruptor cannons at the wing tips. The wings are usually horizontal in flight mode, and swept down for attack. Ships of the K'Vort and the B'rel class have occasionally been witnessed to fire with horizontal wings, though. "D-12" is a Federation designation for a sub-class of Birds-of-Prey. The wings may be moved up to allow the ship to land on a planet. All types of Birds-of-Prey are equipped with a cloaking device. LRR doesn't use the Bird Of Prey, but you gotta admit- it looks really cool. 8)

Cost: 5 Billion (Comes with a certificate of authenticity.)

The New Orleans class Frigate!!!!!

http://techspecs.acalltoduty.com/images/neworleans/neworleans1.jpg

Length: 345 meters
Width: 246 meters
Height: 75 meters
Weight: 1,100,000 metric tonnes
Cargo capacity: Dependant upon mission type

Hull: Duranium/Tritanium Hull
Number of Decks: 18
Accommodation: 290 Officers and Crew, 60-110 visiting personnel

Cost: 6 Billion USD

(LRR doesn't use the new Orleans. I just thought it looked cool. 8) )

The Orlyonok class Light Fighter/Scout!!!!!!

http://www.30doradus.org/spaceships/new_images/bab5a.jpg

The Orlyonok (Russian for Eaglet) light fighter is a good craft for small ships. It is light and compact, and packs a punch suficcent to deter pirate fighters until help arrives. The four wings seen in the picture give it Atmospheric capability, and they fold up for storage. The wingtips each carry either a single ion-tag missile (4 total), or pods of 20 Starflash Dumbfire rockets for use against fixed establishments, or very massive and minimally manouverable capital ships. (80 in total) The Orlyonok doesn't quite compare with the better Super Acolyte and Najid types, which, with their high-output power plants and large weapons loads, can outgun and outrun it, as well as the fact that the Najid and Super Acolyte are easier to build and maintain, and give more armor and life support. Nonetheless, the Orlyonok is good to have on your un- or low- armed freighters and cargo ships, and can mean the difference between life and death.

Mass- 10t
Accelleration- 1,000 m/s
Powerplant- 1x 50gw Fusion reactor (S. Acolyte IIS has a powerplant of 250gw output and an accelleration of 4,000 m/s)
Armerment- 1x Meduim rotary railgun, 4x Missile mounts
Crew: 1- Pilot (Accomodation for 2)

Cost: 600 million USD

Done
24-08-2003, 01:10
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Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 01:11
Will take 5 BoPs and 10 NO-Class

Confirmed.
24-08-2003, 01:12
YAY OMG LRR YOUR THE BEST

w00t for LRR!

Because you took it off, i will give you 20 Billion dollars as a thank you :)
24-08-2003, 01:12
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24-08-2003, 01:17
10,000,000 Titanium Lego packets(500,00 is in a packet i think) x 100 USD=1,000,000,000 USD

1 Billion USD wired to LRR

OOC:Are these lego bricks the actulal size of a RL lego brick you see today?
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 01:41
10,000,000 Titanium Lego packets(500,00 is in a packet i think) x 100 USD=1,000,000,000 USD

1 Billion USD wired to LRR

OOC:Are these lego bricks the actulal size of a RL lego brick you see today?

Confirmed.

OCC: And yes they are. 8)
24-08-2003, 01:48
OOC: :shock: well my men better get to work but we're noot using these for space craft because we're not a futre tec country, but wont the bricks fall apart or are you welding them togeither.
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 01:52
OOC: :shock: well my men better get to work but we're noot using these for space craft because we're not a futre tec country, but wont the bricks fall apart or are you welding them togeither.

Welding is suggested, but putting them together lego-style won't be too bad if you have a good enough structure to begin with.
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 02:14
bump for the borg cube!
Qaaolchoura
24-08-2003, 02:28
I'd like to buy one bird of prey and two eagles (therefore drastically depleting my long hoarded space budget).

What is a borg cube and why is it 600 billion anyways?

OOC: When wiring money do I send you a tm or just say "money has been wired"? Believe it or not I've never done this before.
24-08-2003, 02:31
You don't know what a cube is?! :shock: have you not watched like any episodes of star trek TNG?! or voyager?! anyway... damn too expensive... i dun have that kinda cash, or i'd buy a cube :D
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 02:34
I'd like to buy one bird of prey and two eagles (therefore drastically depleting my long hoarded space budget).

What is a borg cube and why is it 600 billion anyways?

OOC: When wiring money do I send you a tm or just say "money has been wired"? Believe it or not I've never done this before.

OCC: You just say

*money Wired*

A borg cube is, er........... big, and, er............... big, yeah. And good for smashing things.

IC: Confirmed. I think I'll throw in 2 Super acolyte IK trainers for your pilots. Have fun with your bird of prey and Orlyonoks.
Squornshelous
24-08-2003, 02:39
Hell Yeah! Go for the Cube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wires 500 bil*

Gotta have one of those!
24-08-2003, 02:39
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Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 02:40
Hell Yeah! Go for the Cube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wires 500 bil*

Gotta have one of those!

Confirmed!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!! SMASH!!!!!!! SMASH!!!!!!!!!!
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 02:40
I would like to think the people in charge of this store. The Bird of Preys and New Orleans have served a great purpose in this fleet. They've served in the Worldwide Disater Thread!

Oh. Why thankyou.
Qaaolchoura
24-08-2003, 02:45
OCC: You just say

*money Wired*

A borg cube is, er........... big, and, er............... big, yeah. And good for smashing things.

IC: Confirmed. I think I'll throw in 2 Super acolyte IK trainers for your pilots. Have fun with your bird of prey and Orlyonoks.
'K money has been wired.

OCC: Thanks for the Super Acolytes (what are they btw?).
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 02:47
OCC: You just say

*money Wired*

A borg cube is, er........... big, and, er............... big, yeah. And good for smashing things.

IC: Confirmed. I think I'll throw in 2 Super acolyte IK trainers for your pilots. Have fun with your bird of prey and Orlyonoks.
'K money has been wired.

OCC: Thanks for the Super Acolytes (what are they btw?).

They are trainers. I will probably be selling the trainer version mainstream soon. Really easy to build and maintain. (I have 1,500 of them.) The other versions are Light fighters, etc. And they are really good and have proven themselves in battle.
24-08-2003, 02:48
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Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 02:52
I would like to think the people in charge of this store. The Bird of Preys and New Orleans have served a great purpose in this fleet. They've served in the Worldwide Disater Thread!

Oh. Why thankyou.

We would like 9 Borg Cubes please.

Ok! Have fun smashing things.
Qaaolchoura
24-08-2003, 02:53
People are seriously paying 500 billion for big heavy objects? :lol:

Why couldn't I build a big heavy object with rocket powered motors on my own? Assuming that I had use for them of course.
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 02:57
People are seriously paying 500 billion for big heavy objects? :lol:

Why couldn't I build a big heavy object with rocket powered motors on my own? Assuming that I had use for them of course.

Well, this one has rockets.

*Points to the 10 C6-5 motors duct-taped to the surface*

http://www.apogeerockets.com/images/motor_size_comparison.gif
Qaaolchoura
24-08-2003, 03:03
but you could get one hundered Birds of Prey for the price of one of those, so would it not be more efficient to get the Birds?
24-08-2003, 03:10
1 Borg Cube (500 billion)

****Money Wired****

King JWolf

OOC:I like the Borg.
Commerce Heights
24-08-2003, 03:39
but you could get one hundered Birds of Prey for the price of one of those, so would it not be more efficient to get the Birds?
No, because a Borg Cube is fully operational even when 78% has been destroyed, and it's hard to damage in the first place. :P

Unified Planets (my Star Trek puppet) will buy 1 Borg Cube and a pair of KBOPs (the latter being in case we ever need to send some of our finest starship captains to Romulus :P ).

Money wired.
Qaaolchoura
24-08-2003, 03:43
Say LRR, do you have arcologies and other tech for colonizing Mars?
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 21:46
Say LRR, do you have arcologies and other tech for colonizing Mars?

I will. I will find some pics now.

IC: All orders are confirmed.
Moviewatcher
24-08-2003, 21:58
1 cube

*wires money*
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 22:13
1 cube

*wires money*

Confirmed.
Blademasters
24-08-2003, 22:18
Can I have a cube for my museum, and the air freshener will go in my flagship.

-Admiral Andras Darksword
ruler Armed Republic of Blademasters
founder Firestorm region
member Galactic Alliance
Qaaolchoura
24-08-2003, 22:22
Do you have any larger Arcologies LRR?

Our nine Mars bases can already haold about 72 each and we're looking for something that can hold in the millions.

(OOC: my puppet on Mars is currently more than I can logiaclly support)
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 23:49
Can I have a cube for my museum, and the air freshener will go in my flagship.

-Admiral Andras Darksword
ruler Armed Republic of Blademasters
founder Firestorm region
member Galactic Alliance

Confirmed.
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 23:49
Do you have any larger Arcologies LRR?

Our nine Mars bases can already haold about 72 each and we're looking for something that can hold in the millions.

(OOC: my puppet on Mars is currently more than I can logiaclly support)

Oh. Um... nope. Nothing that big. We might be selling colony kits soon though.
Qaaolchoura
24-08-2003, 23:51
What's a colony kit?
And I guess that I'll get four of the small ones for intra-colonial transit.

*4 billion wired*
24-08-2003, 23:52
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Lunatic Retard Robots
25-08-2003, 00:32
What's a colony kit?
And I guess that I'll get four of the small ones for intra-colonial transit.

*4 billion wired*

A colony kit will be a kit of materials and gear, etc. to make space colonies. Multiple ones can be unified to make a larger colony structure.

But anyway, confirmed.
Bob the 3ed
25-08-2003, 00:35
do you sell plans and rights?
Lunatic Retard Robots
25-08-2003, 17:38
do you sell plans and rights?

Yep. What do you want?
Qaaolchoura
25-08-2003, 18:02
When are you gonna get the colony kits up?
Lunatic Retard Robots
25-08-2003, 18:03
When are you gonna get the colony kits up?

Soon. (About 6 or 7 EST 'cus I'm goin' out now.)
Qaaolchoura
25-08-2003, 18:05
Same here 'though I'll be back 'round four or five.
Lunatic Retard Robots
25-08-2003, 22:29
Same here 'though I'll be back 'round four or five.

Well, I happen to be back early today.

Colony kits will be up very soon.
Qaaolchoura
25-08-2003, 22:41
Oh, good.
I'll have to contact Bajon too at some point, as apparently the Bulk of Mars colonies are underground, but I of course want above-ground colonies to hold my outposts in Ares Vallis and the fringe of Tera Sabea.
Lunatic Retard Robots
25-08-2003, 22:58
Should be up now. Bump.
Qaaolchoura
25-08-2003, 23:04
I'll buy four colony kits, then I'll have to lay low for a while as I think that I've aboutused up my long-hoarded (about a month) budget for this.

*money wired*
25-08-2003, 23:06
I'd like to purchase
15 Orlyonok Fighters
5 C-1 Planetary Exploratory crafts
2 Colony kits
*wires money*
25-08-2003, 23:13
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Bob the 3ed
25-08-2003, 23:16
Titanium Legos!!!!!
http://lego.bldesign.org/kits/metal/bricks.jpg
These amazing bricks are dirt cheap- only 100 USD per 500,000, and are perfect for nations just starting out in space. When your ships are made of legos, make sure its with the best legos around!

The Klingon Bird Of Prey!!!!!!!
http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/schematics/klingon-bop.jpg
The Bird-of-Prey, with its various sub-classes, is the Klingon Empire's most common light warship from the end of the 23rd century to the 2370's. The ship has one torpedo tube in the bow and two disruptor cannons at the wing tips. The wings are usually horizontal in flight mode, and swept down for attack. Ships of the K'Vort and the B'rel class have occasionally been witnessed to fire with horizontal wings, though. "D-12" is a Federation designation for a sub-class of Birds-of-Prey. The wings may be moved up to allow the ship to land on a planet. All types of Birds-of-Prey are equipped with a cloaking device. LRR doesn't use the Bird Of Prey, but you gotta admit- it looks really cool. 8)

The New Orleans class Frigate!!!!!
http://techspecs.acalltoduty.com/images/neworleans/neworleans1.jpg
Length: 345 meters
Width: 246 meters
Height: 75 meters
Weight: 1,100,000 metric tonnes
Cargo capacity: Dependant upon mission type
Hull: Duranium/Tritanium Hull
Number of Decks: 18
Accommodation: 290 Officers and Crew, 60-110 visiting personnel

Your Very Own Borg Cube!!!!!!!!!
http://www.30doradus.org/tools/starships/borg.jpg
Your very own borg cube! Good for........er.........smashing things?
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMASH!!!!!!! SMASH THEM!!!!!
Ahem.

i would like the plans and rights to the above.
Lunatic Retard Robots
25-08-2003, 23:41
I'll buy four colony kits, then I'll have to lay low for a while as I think that I've aboutused up my long-hoarded (about a month) budget for this.

*money wired*
Ok. (I'll give you one for free. :D )
Lunatic Retard Robots
25-08-2003, 23:42
I'd like to purchase
15 Orlyonok Fighters
5 C-1 Planetary Exploratory crafts
2 Colony kits
*wires money*

Confirmed.
Lunatic Retard Robots
25-08-2003, 23:42
Rights people, your orders are confirmed.
Qaaolchoura
25-08-2003, 23:47
I'll buy four colony kits, then I'll have to lay low for a while as I think that I've aboutused up my long-hoarded (about a month) budget for this.

*money wired*
Ok. (I'll give you one for free. :D )
Thanks? :D
imported_Trekkers
26-08-2003, 01:53
Rights people, your orders are confirmed.

I assume your talkin' to me.

Thanks.
imported_Trekkers
26-08-2003, 01:54
O--sorry wrong nation, I'm Of the People
26-08-2003, 02:02
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26-08-2003, 02:44
Ill buy
6 C-1 Planetary Exploratory craft
10 Gun platfroms

Money wired.
Gurguvungunit
26-08-2003, 02:52
BORG
CUBE
ME
WANT!

2 please + plans 8)

MUST
KILL
AND SMASH!

*money in transit*
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
*money wired*
26-08-2003, 04:12
Oh and I'd like a Hyperspace Platform
*wires money*
VirginIncursion
26-08-2003, 06:09
Could I Please have six Birds Of Prey.

* Money Wired *
Kormanthor
26-08-2003, 06:44
I want 5 New Orleans Class Frigates and 10 Birds Of Prey.

* Money Auto Wired Upon Confirmation Of Order *
Lunatic Retard Robots
26-08-2003, 17:20
All orders confirmed.

(Glad to see such patronage.)
Lunatic Retard Robots
26-08-2003, 20:33
bump
26-08-2003, 20:39
I'll buy 5 Klingon Birds of Prey and 5 New Orleans-class Frigates. Money has been wired.
Lunatic Retard Robots
26-08-2003, 20:40
I'll buy 5 Klingon Birds of Prey and 5 New Orleans-class Frigates. Money has been wired.

Confirmed.
Lunatic Retard Robots
27-08-2003, 03:01
bumpalicous
Qaaolchoura
27-08-2003, 03:08
I'll buy two New Orleans.

*money wired*
Eridanus
27-08-2003, 03:11
I WANT THOSE LEGO'S I'LL ORDER 100,000,000,000 *money wired*

----------------
-President Z.D. Meier
Alliance of Democracy
U.N. Delegate

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/small/10045000/10045608.jpg
Lunatic Retard Robots
27-08-2003, 03:29
Confirmed.
Lunatic Retard Robots
27-08-2003, 03:44
bump.

".......once there were parking lots, now its a peaceful oasis, there was a pizza hut, now it's all covered with dasies."

Oh. Sorry. Just doin' my nightly Talking Heads Jam.
Lunatic Retard Robots
27-08-2003, 03:54
YOU MUST BUY FROM MY STOREFRONT!!!!!! YOU ARE BOUND TO MY STOREFRONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

http://untitled.org/img/own3d.jpg
Lunatic Retard Robots
27-08-2003, 18:28
YOU MUST BUY FROM MY STOREFRONT!!!!!! YOU ARE BOUND TO MY STOREFRONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

http://untitled.org/img/own3d.jpg
Lunatic Retard Robots
27-08-2003, 18:47
bump
Qaaolchoura
27-08-2003, 19:33
Confirmed.
Me or the guy who needs dental work?
Kormanthor
27-08-2003, 19:49
I want 40 more Birds Of Prey

* MONEY Wired Upon Confirmation *
Klonor
27-08-2003, 19:51
I'll take 4 Borg cubes. (Have a few "friends" I need to visit)
Lunatic Retard Robots
29-08-2003, 23:34
I'll take 4 Borg cubes. (Have a few "friends" I need to visit)

You have been..............

















CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Qaaolchoura
29-08-2003, 23:55
Confirmed.
Me or the guy who needs dental work?
Umm. . .
LRR, I've ordered two New Orleans, and I'd like to add another BoP and two more eaglets to my list if it's 'K.
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 00:09
Confirmed.
Me or the guy who needs dental work?
Umm. . .
LRR, I've ordered two New Orleans, and I'd like to add another BoP and two more eaglets to my list if it's 'K.

Oh. Sure!

ALL ORDERS ARE CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU DIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 00:16
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 00:27
I'll gouge your eyes out with my spork.............

(A little song they sing on the bus)
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 00:38
Please buy something! PLEASE!!!!
Blademasters
30-08-2003, 00:41
I'll buy one copy of I, Robot
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 00:42
I'll buy one copy of I, Robot

Confirmed! Have a nice day.
Qaaolchoura
30-08-2003, 00:51
ALL ORDERS ARE CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*money wired*
Blademasters
30-08-2003, 00:52
money wired
Qaaolchoura
30-08-2003, 02:16
I'll take 576 of the tanks(nice thing is I get to take this cost out of my military budget) I've been having a bit of unrest in four of my Martian territories.

*money wired*
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 03:32
I'll take 576 of the tanks(nice thing is I get to take this cost out of my military budget) I've been having a bit of unrest in four of my Martian territories.

*money wired*

CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ton-um-ton-records.at/images/jpgs/band-fotos/madness.jpg

MADNEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Qaaolchoura
30-08-2003, 03:37
I think that it is time for you to get some sleep LRR. :wink:
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 03:39
I think that it is time for you to get some sleep LRR. :wink:

If I sleep now I will have to wake up before noon! I don't want that!

:D
Klonor
30-08-2003, 03:41
My bretheren!
Qaaolchoura
30-08-2003, 03:50
I think that it is time for you to get some sleep LRR. :wink:

If I sleep now I will have to wake up before noon! I don't want that!

:D
but you seem to be a bit umm. . . sleep deprived. :wink:
Well anyways, g'nite.
The Planetian Empire
30-08-2003, 04:15
This Colony of the Planetian Empire has a developed space program for a nation our size. Our rocketships help us maintain contact with the heart of the Empire, and our small fleet of rocket frigates and fighters keeps our nation's corner of the orbit safe. However, we have never seen anything like the Klingon vessel you are selling. We will wire 5,000,000,000 in U.S. currency to your state post-haste. Please deliver the vessel as soon as you can do so.

Well, actually, we just plan to take out the cloaking device and reverse-engineer it... we mean... yes... not doing anything illegal... just send the ship.
Glupeyloo
30-08-2003, 14:09
i require...

20 Birds of prey
500 Orlyonok light craft
10 C1 explorer craft
1 Robot, by Isaac Asimov book
200 Sabre II Anti-grav light tank

**money wired**
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 19:43
All confirmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Qaaolchoura
31-08-2003, 02:11
i require...

20 Birds of prey
500 Orlyonok light craft
10 C1 explorer craft
1 Robot, by Isaac Asimov book
200 Sabre II Anti-grav light tank

**money wired**


All confirmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


Umm . . .
LRR, there is no way that he can afford that.

Late August, no space program, and nowhere near a strong enough economy/civil rights to compensate.
31-08-2003, 02:33
The New Orleans class Frigate - 6 Billion USD

i'll take 1 please, and if i may ask is the The New Orleans class Frigate a ship you made cause i would also like my centists to reverse engineer it so we can make our own Warp Cabable Ships
Bob the 3ed
31-08-2003, 03:53
Rights people, your orders are confirmed.

i'm sry but did that mean me to?
Qaaolchoura
31-08-2003, 04:10
He said all confirmed, although, I'm hoping that'll he'll see where I pointed out the godmodder.
Lunatic Retard Robots
31-08-2003, 16:58
He said all confirmed, although, I'm hoping that'll he'll see where I pointed out the godmodder.

Yep. Sorry. I didn't exactly check the dates. Ooops. Oh well. Trekys, consider your order reserved. You will have it in a week or so.
Qaaolchoura
31-08-2003, 18:16
He said all confirmed, although, I'm hoping that'll he'll see where I pointed out the godmodder.

Yep. Sorry. I didn't exactly check the dates. Ooops. Oh well. Trekys, consider your order reserved. You will have it in a week or so.
wrong person. Trekys can borderline afford it and I'd let him have it if I were you, but there is no way that Glupeyloo can afford his purchase.


know that this isn't really a TAOBB issue, but this nation called Glupeyloo has been godmodding money out of nowhere

1,026,000,000 worth of tanks from Tyradore. Total of 310 tanks.

'K, that is not too bad.

Then he ordered
20 Birds of prey
500 Orlyonok light craft
10 C1 explorer craft
1 Robot, by Isaac Asimov book
200 Sabre II Anti-grav light tank

From LRR, who seems not to have realized that he is an August nation, or not seen him and confirmed all orders.

The total cost comes to 402,500,000,005


Another egregious example(although nothing compared to what he passed by LRR) is where he ordered 60,001,500,000 worth of robots and programming from Resi. Resi hasn't confirmed this order yet, but even the Tank example would be enough to accuse him of godmodding, as his tax rate is 9%, and he has no major military. (I can't say if he's ever gotten the military spending issue, but he doesn't have it now, and I've only gotten it three times on Qaaolchoura).


It is Gluepyloo, who I was refferring to.
Bob the 3ed
01-09-2003, 04:59
i would like the plans and right to all of it plz.
our Forces are at http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=67434&highlight= if you need to trade.
or if you want to join
Glupeyloo
01-09-2003, 11:07
Because of complaints that i have decided to return all of the craft i have purchased untiil i have the money
Lunatic Retard Robots
01-09-2003, 16:39
Because of complaints that i have decided to return all of the craft i have purchased untiil i have the money

Oh. Sorry guys. My bad. Glupeyloo, your order will be reserved for you until you have the money to pay for it.
Lunatic Retard Robots
01-09-2003, 16:55
bump
01-09-2003, 16:58
how did you jump from legos to birds of prey
Bob the 3ed
01-09-2003, 20:30
i would like the plans and right to all of it plz.
our Forces are at http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=67434&highlight= if you need to trade.
or if you want to join

or am i being ignord
Lunatic Retard Robots
01-09-2003, 23:38
When I say ALL CONFIRMED I mean all confirmed. So yes to your request. And Kane, the BoPs were the second thing that I thought up.
Bob the 3ed
01-09-2003, 23:59
but how much $?
Lunatic Retard Robots
02-09-2003, 00:46
but how much $?

Hows about free?
Bob the 3ed
02-09-2003, 02:14
that's good!
thx
Lunatic Retard Robots
02-09-2003, 16:49
that's good!
thx

Yer welcome.
03-09-2003, 01:58
Could I have 854 of the
The "Rapier Anti-Grav scouts LRR?

I know that it's cutting it a bit close, but as I always raise military sppending and start a space program, I have enough between them after slashing a few other projects, although the researchers are not too happy. :wink:
Lunatic Retard Robots
03-09-2003, 21:14
Could I have 854 of the
The "Rapier Anti-Grav scouts LRR?

I know that it's cutting it a bit close, but as I always raise military sppending and start a space program, I have enough between them after slashing a few other projects, although the researchers are not too happy. :wink:

Confirmed.
Lunatic Retard Robots
04-09-2003, 00:15
Don't you love my sales pitch?

BUY OR SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kormanthor
04-09-2003, 16:28
I want 100 SABRE'S and 100 Rapier's

* Money Wired Upon Confirmation Of Order *
Kormanthor
04-09-2003, 17:06
I want 5 more New Orleans Class Frigates

* Money Wired Upon Confirmation Of Order *
Lunatic Retard Robots
07-09-2003, 16:47
Confirmed.
Qaaolchoura
14-09-2003, 02:20
How much longer before you add more stuff?
Lunatic Retard Robots
16-09-2003, 01:03
Hi. I will add more stuff now.
Qaaolchoura
16-09-2003, 23:24
I'll take 288 of the light assault craft.

*money wired*
Bob the 3ed
17-09-2003, 03:00
hey... i'll sell you stuff... borg stuff.
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=71637&highlight=
17-09-2003, 05:43
we need 5 cubes

We are the Borg.
Lower your shields, and surrender your ship.
We will add your biological and technological
distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service ours.
Resistance is futile.

Freedom is irrelevant;
Self-determination is irrelevant;
You must comply.

Strength is irrelevant.
Death is irrelevant.
Your defensive capabilities
are unable to withstand us.

Resistance is futile.
Your life, as it has been, is over.
From this time forward, you will service us.
17-09-2003, 07:35
We would like to purchase 4 Klingon birds of prey
17-09-2003, 08:27
we need 5 cubes

We are the Borg.
Lower your shields, and surrender your ship.
We will add your biological and technological
distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service ours.
Resistance is futile.

Freedom is irrelevant;
Self-determination is irrelevant;
You must comply.

Strength is irrelevant.
Death is irrelevant.
Your defensive capabilities
are unable to withstand us.

Resistance is futile.
Your life, as it has been, is over.
From this time forward, you will service us.

We are the I.R.S.
You will be audited.
Earnings as you know them are over.
We will add your monetary and asset distinctiveness to our own. Deductions are irrelevent.
Dependents are irrelevent.
Offshore accounts are futile.
Lunatic Retard Robots
18-09-2003, 01:37
All confirmed.