NationStates Jolt Archive

We offering for sale, 124 of our Warsaw tanks.
We are also offering to sell our famous active stealth camoflage kits.
The kits are gauranteed to make your enemies see right through you. (They have top secret active ingredients). Each kit sells for only 125 US dollars and each tank is only 125 million US dollars.
We are also offering a wide array of shoulder held anti aircraft missiles and rocket launchers.

barring the fact that youre prices are bullshit.....why the hell would anybody buy some dumb nonsense like this?

Heh, most of your rivals will only be able to have thirty or forty modern main battle tanks for every one you have: you're sure not to get your arse kicked back to Warsaw within two weeks! :?

you forget the camo so cheap it's a few leaves in a old plastic bag :D

OOC: :shock: $125 Million for (1) Tank?...It better be invisible.

OOC: :shock: $125 Million for (1) Tank?...It better be invisible.no,it's cannonfodder.

*flush* hey toilet, want any more money?

OOC: :shock: $125 Million for (1) Tank?...It better be invisible.no,it's cannonfodder.

OOC: :lol:

I sure hope it didn't cost more than 1-2 milliom to produce a 125 mil. tank...your R&D People should be beaten.

well i sure hope for him it really is a match for 31 Taurus MBTs at once :lol: cuz if it isnt,given that hes kindof giving communism a bad name,i just might show him how dumb he is to have bought 8)

*looks at thread*

*likes what he sees*

*gets excited*

*looks at price*

*stares blankly, and contemplates declaring war for price gouging*

ever hear of infra-red? And you could still see the tracks they leave and the brush they run over. It would be a waste of money

STEALTH CAMOFLAUGE on HUMAN SKIN?

Rolls my eyes.

I'd suggest you to read this: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=stealth

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