Free drinks!
I'm feeling crazy, so.....
Everyone who reads this thread is rewarded with a coupon for two free drinks at any The Pine-Scented Bar, the best in Pineapple City!
NB Offer only accepted in Pineapple City.
Terrorists will be disarmed, then incinerated. Rulers of countries allowed three drinks!Terrorist group leaders will be disarmed. Then they get drinks.
*shamelessly advertises*
The Pine-scented bar!
Fitted with only the most comfortable seating,
it has Fine beverage glasses.......
Boasting an exellent tv lounge, Dining area and childcare center.....
You get the point :wink:
Ill send my Stock Exchanger.
He deserves a break, and deserves to get drunk....
Lakarian
14-08-2003, 21:09
I'll have a virgin Pina Coloda. :D
Good for you. As my first customer, he gets a pack of peanuts free!
I will send the crew of the R.N.S. Liberty to celebrate their sucessful training mission.
Okay. By the way, if i'm not here, make pleasant conversation.
Or, just yell at each other.
lol :lol:
IC: Minister of Trade, Bill Drucker, walks up to the bar.
"Tequila please, I want to get drunk."
"Okay." replies the bar tender. Bill sits on a very padded seat, and looks around.
"So, who else is here?" he asks.
The coupon is good for two drinks only.
Then you have to spend some cash :twisted:
Moviewatcher
14-08-2003, 21:15
ill take 2 rootbeers then
I want two White Russian and one Red Russian!
I drink this for the PEOPLE!
8) :P :P :P :D :D :D
lol :lol:
IC: Minister of Trade, Bill Drucker, walks up to the bar.
"Tequila please, I want to get drunk."
"Okay." replies the bar tender. Bill sits on a very padded seat, and looks around.
"So, who else is here?" he asks.
or, just be the bartender yourself.
"Lakarian." He replies. "The crew of the R.N.S. Liberty are arriving soon, apparently they completed a hard training mission. Enjoy your drink, sir."
"Thankyou. And who and how are you?"
The destoryer crew orders the Long Island ice tea.
The bartener gives each of them one glass.
"This is great" Capt. Handstand said "My dad is very nice to send us here"
"Hey guys!!!! What type of ship you been sailing in, sailors? I just buy stuff, but it's interesting to know, for future purchases, you know."
the bar begins rumbling. glasses shake and rattle against each other. on the horizon, a thick black line of APC's, carrying Berëzans (some military, some government, some civilians) and a lot of liquor, speed towards Pineapple City.
"They should know better than to offer free drinks within earshot of a Berëzan," shouted a government official, as her feet dangled from a helicopter - one of several that was also carrying people.
" I'm George Davids. This is the Emperors favourite bar. I'm fine, by the way."
*George spots a customer smoking in a no smoking area*
"OI! YOU! OUT!"
The doorman kicks the smoker onto the street.
"Sorry about that. More drink?"
We sail on a navy destoryer, The Liberty.
"Thats cool, thats cool..... WHAT THE!!!!"
*Rumbling bar causes Tequila to fall to floor"
"DAMN. Do I get money back or what?
Hmmm, Ive got an idea. Gotta buy some of those APC's, frighten the lives outta our rebels.
Hey, Cap'n, any picks of her?"
(I mean the ship, to those of you who havent landed on aircraft carriers.)
Here you go.
http://www.usswaddell.com/ship_pictures/ddg24-june-1982.jpg
That's her the Liberty.
"Oh crap." Bill talks into his tiny mobile.
"Well guys, gotta leave early. We are under attack from Jaceria for no reason and need to defend it. Anyone wants to help, heres the forum:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=56291&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=120
Thanks for the drinks."
The Berëzan people arrive.
"Where's the booze?"
The captain sees them and said "Ask the bartener for one."
Skittletopia
14-08-2003, 23:10
A man with long platinum hair sporting a pair of wings lands by the back entrance, apparently exausted with a week of bum fluf covering his face. exhausted. he folds his wings back, and staggers out of the shadows and into the bar, orders a straight Sangria and downs it.
ooc: our president kinda got his ass kidnapped
"Ey, bartender!" shouts a middle-aged man in a casual suit. "Vodka!"
Henceland Omega
15-08-2003, 08:03
Corran: Well if that offer's still good, I'll take a dry martini with 2 olives... Shaken, not stirred...
Edenstein
15-08-2003, 08:11
*Emperor Ed walks in and see's corran and sits down next to him, he waves to bezera* Vodka..... just Vodka!
Ill take 1 pan galactic gargle blaster (Cant drink two)
Edenstein
15-08-2003, 08:31
Do they take american express here though?
Yeah, we take all major credit cards.
The offer is good till i feel i need some profits!
We accept all major credit cards.
Here are your drinks.
"Credit cards? Er...I thought they were free. Then again, I doubt you'll give all...500 of us free drinks. Do you accept Berëzan Discredit, or must we use our fake Visa cards again?"
A helicopter screeches overhead, before pulling up, hanging in the air, and rocketing down, before slowing its decent and landing on the street.
Out the back hopped a happy party of the Minister of Defence, Minister of Trade (again) and Minister of War.
They wandered into the bar, with back pockets FULL of money.
To answer your question about credit cards, we take Genuine Imitation Visa cards, but yeah, Berezian Discredit will be fine.
*Notices the three FC ministers have pockets full of cash*
George looks around the bar.......
"Where did i put the good stuff?"
Valet parker to FC's Minister of Trade:
"Want me to park that for ya? Helepad is on the roof."
"Um...take the Visas for identification purposes. And I guess we'll all give you the BD to pay for drinks. I don't suppose you can recommend us something we'ven't tried yet? Oh, yeah..." the officer looks behind him, shouts inside one of the APC's, then turns around and says, "we've lots of cash as well. Not much of it is Pineapple City [currency] - most of it's Berëzan kopeikas, but there's a lot of them." Somebody throws a medium-sized suitcase out of the top hatch of the APC. It's stuffed so full with money that it's begun to tear. "You take Kopeikas?"
Mmmmmmmmm.................
cash.
Um, i mean yes.
Do you want to get drunk or not?
Half of the Berëzan party shouted in unison, "Yes!" The other half, not speaking English, shouted the same a short while later. Somebody hands the suitcase to the bartender. "Keep the change. If it's not enough, put it on the embassy's tab." There was some snickering from the crowd at this last bit. "Shh!" the person shouts with a grin. "Now then, bring on the booze! And some music! And dancers!"
"Yes please, but do be careful with the helo. It costed 12,000,000 Dollars...."
*Officials strut into bar*
"Beers all round. And hi guys!!!"
*waves hand at large partially drunk crowd*
Sirens are heard and Pres. John Calvin Handstand walks in with two bodyguards and orders a Long Island Iced Tea
"Hi Prez John!!!" says Freedom Countries leader."How are things?"
"What?" the person points to Prez Handstand. "He's not a dancer!"
From the back of the crowd, some smart-ass pipes up, "Make 'im dance anyway!"
-an explosion goes off outside of the bar, killing 7 bystanders- :twisted:
*each member of the Berëzan party whips out a mini IGNORE cannon and fires it at the ex-nation*
OOC: lol.......whoosy.....
I will buy a pass for the better stuff.
I really need some new allies....
The 54 inch tv suddenly brings up a news flash.
"We bring you a live report from outside the Pine-Scented Bar.
Over to you, Fred."
"An explosion has just gone off outside the Pine-Scented Bar.
It was IGNORED."
"Hey!" Yells a customer. "Where's the game?"
Now is the time to order VIP passes!
They get you into the cinema, golfing area, the utility room, and the much better bar upstairs.
Only $99.99!
We will like one for us, Brydog, and Yassia please
Pres. Martin Luther King Jr.
Skittletopia
23-08-2003, 15:53
the Pres. wanders over to a table, absent mindedly picks up an apple and chews on it while stairing into space
Glupeyloo
23-08-2003, 15:54
i want two strongbows
Skittletopia
23-08-2003, 16:01
two arrows stick into the bar next to glupeyloo, making a "whooshy" sound as they strike.
Security guards rush into the room and blast shotguns through the open windows. A person falls off a roof, a bow in hand.
"That'll teach him...." Someone remarks.
the Berezans, more than half of whom are military, begin to feel threatened by the shooting. weapons - mostly pistols and small automatic rifles - appear.
(pulls out cutlass and slashes several scurvy curs on way to the bar)
Arrrgghh!! Gimme two rums matey!
Glupeyloo
29-08-2003, 22:18
Glupeyloo pulls a gatling gun out of his pocket and blows them all away
Pres. Handstand and the crew of the Liberty runs out of the bar.
HA HA HA!! That's the way to do it, Glupey!!
(Throws a few almighty dubloons over the bar and buys Glupey and him a bottle of rum each)
Seversky
29-08-2003, 22:25
Vice Chancellor James Lynch walks into the bar rather unnoticed, escorting his girlfriend, and strides up to the bar.
"I'll take a pint o' yer best guiness, and a bier for me lady."
the Berëzans, many of whom are by now drunk, look even more nervous and threatened. many have rifles raised. the APC's machine guns are now manned. people better stop shooting soon...
Hey Lynch!! Yer girl's lookin' mighty fine (And I'm feelin' mighty fine!)
(Turns on the pirate charm, tilts the tricorne, addresses Lynch's wench):
Ahoy there, fair lass! Fancy bein' me favourite deckhand for a spell?
Seversky
29-08-2003, 22:53
Hey Lynch!! Yer girl's lookin' mighty fine (And I'm feelin' mighty fine!)
(Turns on the pirate charm, tilts the tricorne, addresses Lynch's wench):
Ahoy there, fair lass! Fancy bein' me favourite deckhand for a spell?
^BAD IDEA.
VC Lynch hears the drunkards pass at his girl. He silently draws his pistol, turns, and presses the end of the barrel against the drunkards forhead.
"You'll be backin' off of me lady."
Glupeyloo
30-08-2003, 13:02
Glupeyloo hits Vice Chancellor James Lynch over the head with a baseball bat and contiually beats him until he is dead
*splat*
"hey, you got some brains on my leather pants!" yells one with a small rocket launcher.
A swarm of guards run in, and take everyone with guns into a cheap replica bar.
*Freedom Country guys go on a drinking binge with tequilas, and start chatting up the woman bartenders.
2 Beers please
preferably German
Jangle Jangle Ridge
30-08-2003, 20:18
I want everything you have in a huge glass for my first drink. I'm a nation leader, so I get three, yay!
*Walks back into bar with a fake 'tache and a bowler hat
"two of your finest whiskeys my good fellow!"
Glupeyloo
30-08-2003, 22:00
*takes off menimorus blokes hat and hits him with it
*Ties Glupeyloo to the roof by their thumbs. :twisted: *
Glupeyloo
02-09-2003, 21:35
*Ties Glupeyloo to the roof by their thumbs. :twisted: *
*chews through the rope or chain or whatever it is holding him to the roof, and orders another strongbow*
Comes in and ask for a .38 Special.
Since I'm a national leader too, I'll have a white russian, a shot of vodka straight up, and a navy grog with 151 rum, if you can do that please...
Lakarian
04-09-2003, 20:00
Vanilla Pepsi on the rocks please.
*Serves drinks*
Here ya go.
1 pint of vodka, straight. Thanks
Yeah, here you go.
*passes vodka to Terristan*
i want everything on the menu twice coz i feel like getting drunk stupid
How are you going to pay for that?
*notices Visa*
Oh.
*gets pint of vodka and pours it over man from Freedom Country, then gets a lit match and throws it on him setting him alight. Then whacks pool cue round his head till it breaks, smashing his skull open*
Glupeyloo
12-09-2003, 20:45
*Laughs*
*laughs too*
*orders a cold pint*
Glupeyloo
13-09-2003, 10:32
*Orders a pint of Vodka and a packet of peanuts*
*orders another pint of vodka and a box of matches*
Glupeyloo
13-09-2003, 10:52
*orders another pint of vodka and a box of matches*
lol, *orders a bottle of brandy, water, and a box of matches*
Glupeyloo
13-09-2003, 10:53
*pours brandy over a Draklor guy and sets him on fire, and laughs as he burns to death*
*watches and laughs, shakes hands with glupeyloo*
"expensive isn't it?"
*pours pint over prone Freedom Country man and sets him alight again*
*starts kicking him in the ribs until they are all broken*
Glupeyloo
13-09-2003, 11:12
*laughs*
yes, it is expensive, but it is funny!
*pours more brandy over the burning Draklor guy and starts throwing pool balls at him*
*orders some nose plugs*
"burning flesh stinks!"
*coughs up a load of mucus and spits on burning man on floor*
"that'll teach you to bomb my people!"
Glupeyloo hits Vice Chancellor James Lynch over the head with a baseball bat and contiually beats him until he is dead
Yarr!! Thank ye Glupey!! Hey, where'd his wench go?
Glupeyloo
13-09-2003, 13:55
She is hiding under the bar!
(Drags wench out from under the bar, takes 'er to... wherever it is you can take people round 'ere... behind the bar)
Glupeyloo
13-09-2003, 14:00
*Sets Vice Chancellor lynch on fire*
You people need to be doin' less burnin' an' more drinkin' (orders pint o' rum, sculls 'er back faster than 'e did that wench)
*Walks in and tuts as he gets his fish out to slap people with.*
A packet of penuts please.
Glupeyloo
13-09-2003, 14:05
*Eats the fish*
*just satnds there in disbelieve as you munch your way through it*
"Hey moron that was my fish! You ATE my fish! You SOB!"
*pokes you in the eye*
Glupeyloo
13-09-2003, 14:09
Pours brandy over kain shevento and sets him alight, and beats him with the bottle until it smashes!
Glupeyloo
13-09-2003, 14:12
*pokes kain shevento in the eye with a pool que*
I have a metal head. The bottle smashed over my head, I grin and then I headbutt you.
"That will learn you! I always wanted a vulture on my display!"
(OOC private referance. We know each other in real life)
Glupeyloo
13-09-2003, 14:33
*pulls out a desert eagle and fires 3 shots, 2 miss and hit people from Draklor, on hits kain shevento in the eye*
*buys him a drink*
"ere buy, drink this innit*
"Urm...yes. HEY! My drink has your hair in it! Please...I know it is long but keep your hair out of my drink."
Glupeyloo
13-09-2003, 17:37
Sorry about that
turns around and pulls out a shotgun and aims at glupeyloo but glupeyloo is to quick for him and dives out the way (like they do in the matrix)the shot hits a small man with a double barreled shotgun in his hand
turns around again and pulls out a shotgun and aims at glupeyloo but glupeyloo is to quick for him yet again and dives out the way (like they do in the matrix)the shot hits a small man with a double barreled shotgun again
Freedom Country officials get increasingly drunk....
"ANOTHER TEQUILA, NOOOOOOOOOOwwwwww........snore......"
pokes the freedom country man in the head with a snooker cue as he falls to the ground drunk stoopid "is he alive?"
Official:
"uuuugggghhhhh........AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
jumps to feet, very drunk, aslmost trips over his own feet, dives sloppily at man with snooker que. Hits hoim over head with glass.
"DIIIIEEEEEEEE"
Other FC officials try to look like they dont know him.
"i want 4 whiskeys" says draklor as he glues on a fake tache and puts on a bowler hat" eeer and 7 strongbows"
"falls heavily to the ground burbling and singing itsy bitsy spider"
Mad, drunken Official kicks him in head repeatedly, before collapsing singing 'God save the queen'
Glupeyloo
13-09-2003, 21:06
*grabs the drunken loon by shoulder and blows his head over the floor with his desert eagle*
Glupeyloo
13-09-2003, 22:38
*Glupeyloo prods the dead FC guys "is he alive?"*
Yo-ho-ho!! Draklor can't hold 'is grog!!
(Takes a bottle o' rum and starts singin' ol' sea shanties)
PR Specialist Melissa Caimbridge, wearing a "sensible" strapless black dress, high heels, and several tastefully placed diamonds, enters the bar with several of her female "friends", with hopes of improving relations with other countries.
"Gin and tonic please" she says with a smile, turning back to survey the scene.
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 09:10
*orders another Vodka andpours it over a Draklor guy and sets him on fire, then orders another and drinks it*
*falls to the ground and starts mumbling and asking anybody if they like cheese*
FC Officials look totally out of place.....
1 Wanders over and starts chatting up a barmaid, the other starts talking to the captain of the Berezan ship.
A barefooted Waihekean wanders up to the bar, orders 4 jugs of the local brew and a bowl of fries, then sits at the table in the corner.
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 11:53
*Stands up and begins wandering around the bar, goes over to the guy eating fries and ask for one*
FC officials crowd round guy with fries, pester him for one.
Help yourself to the fries.. they're a bit cold though
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 11:57
*Walks up to the bar*
"I WAAAANNNntttttt AAAAAAAAA baRRRRel offfffffff fRRRRRRieSSSSSSSSSSSSs"
Bob finishes off his fourth jug, stumbles up to the bar and orders another four along with a cheese, tomato and onion toastie sandwich.
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 11:59
*steals the toasty sandwhich and hides under a table chanting "you cant catch me i'm the ginger bread man"*
Molly the hippy queen of Waiheke walks in with her friends Kylie and Mandy. They see Bob and shower him with hugs and kisses before going up to the bar and ordering tequila shots.
"I HAVE BROKEN A RECORD!!!!" yells an FC official. "MOST TEQUILA SHOTS EVER!!!! RECORD OF 11!!!! I AM A WInnnneeeer......"
*Slumps over dead*
Mandy starts doing mouth to mouth resusication on the official. Kylie screams
Official miarculosly comes back to life, notices Mandy, pretends to be dead again....
Mandy walks over to the jukebox and put on her friends favourate song, the others then join her on the dance floor.
"Woohoo Girls just wanna have fun..."
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 12:08
*Prods the dead guy with a stick after eating the toasty sandwhich*
The song finishes so the girls go join Bob and help him drink his jugs of beer.
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 12:13
*Pours Brandy over the dance floor, then throws a lit match on it, setting it on fire*
Bob orders another cheese, tomatoe and onion toastie and one for his new buddy Glupeyloo, he also gets five shots of tequila. Hey Glupeyloo wanna join the girls and I in a round of tequila?
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 12:15
Yea, kool
Molly starts singing "It's getting hot it here...."
Kylie reckons it's time for Glupeyloo to do an impromto strip show...
Mandy checks up on the FC official still slumped over the counter and gets him to join Glupeyloo in the impromto strip show
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 12:21
Molly starts singing "It's getting hot it here...."
Kylie reckons it's time for Glupeyloo to do an impromto strip show...
LOL :lol:
*sits watching smoking cigar*
Molly picks the "I'm too sexy for my shirt" song from the jukebox.
Kylie helps Glupeyloo remove his shirt, whooohoo
Mandy gets bored of the passed out FC official and notices Terristan sitting alone... Hey what brand is that cigar? Smells good.
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 12:31
I have cigars!
Barefooted Bob thinks Glupeyloo looks like he could do with another toastie so orders another two from the bar. "Don't mind those two, they'll get bored of it eventually, here have a toastie"
*stares at Mandy and mutters*
"hamlet"
*puffs away*
*walks over to passed out FC official and takes his wallet*
"let me buy you a drink"
OOC: oops wrong login!
Get me a drink you hairy boy
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 12:36
Thanks for that, here, have a cigar
*gives bare footed bob a cigar*
OOC:(to real Jaiklia
Sorry i logged in as you again)
*hands a cigar over*
"drinks are on me...well that drunk idiot on the floor but what the heck!"
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 12:40
hey, how come nobody has done anything about the burning dance floor, because the roof is begining to burn now!
"Cheers for the beer Terristan" slurs Bob "mmm the stuff's here's good" he looks at the Male 18 yr old and wonders why the drinking age was lowered from 21 to 18.
The Waiheke girls get excited over something happening outside and rush out the door. "OOOOH it's Matt and his Cleo Bachelor of the year finalist friends!" one of them screams.
Bob takes a puff of the cigar "Interesting...." another puff, "Cheers bro" he says to Glupeyloo.
"So Glupeyloo" Bob asks "What is your usual occupation?"
Bob finally notices that Glupeyloo slipped outside with one of the Waiheke hippy girls and was trying to teach her how he does his tounge tieing trick.
Barefooted Bob finishes his beer, and says to everyone "Cheers bros, will probably see you again sometime" then makes his way to the wharf after yelling out to the Waiheke hippy girls "Hey girls are you gonna come on the last ferry back to Waiheke or are you staying with Glupeyloo tonight?"
Kylie, Molly and Many all holler out "Hey Bob, we're going home too, dont let the ferry go without us!" and start running in the direction of the wharf, after downing their last lot of tequila shots.
The pub is now deathly quiet as everyone breathes a sigh of relief.
"Waiheke, you from NZ?"
*puffs cigar*
FC officials pull out USP' and shoot Terristani officials.
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 16:29
Joins in the shooting
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 16:35
*The roof of the pub is still burning, and bits of burning debris are falling everywhere*
*Terristani officials absorb bullets into modified bullet proof vests, go over to FC people and cut their throats, cut out their tongues and put them onto kebab sticks.*
Try a bullet to the head.....
....too late, yum, these kebabs are nice.
*cuts open FC officials and removes the livers, serves them onto kebab sticks.*
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 21:36
*Pulls out his gatling gun again and blows away all the terristans the runs for his life as a huge piece of ceiling falls to the ground burning*
*Pulls out his gatling gun again and blows away all the terristans the runs for his life as a huge piece of ceiling falls to the ground burning*
*after being blown over, literally, they get up and rip you a new a$$hole*
Glupeyloo
14-09-2003, 21:46
*runs from the burning bar and takes as much booze with him as he can*
*Shoots Glupeyloo and reclaims booze, the puts out fire and steals guns*
Stop wrecking my bar!
2 Trasian TSD officers come in and head for the bar
Officer 1:what do you serve around here bartender?
"You mean as a specialty? Well, our lager is the best for miles, and so is our pineapple juice." answers the bartender.
Officer 1: ok then. i will try some of that juice
Officer 2: if you have any Schnappes i will have some. if not then i will also try the juice
Officer 1: how much?
"Do you want that juice with or without vodka?"says the bartender, passing the second officer a bottle of schnappes.
"And the two drinks are free if you still have the coupon we dealed out."
officer 1: with please
gives cupon to bartender
* Passes drinks*
"Here you go. There is a free table over near the jukebox."
Says the bartender
Officer 2:thankyou
gives a 20 credit tip to bartender
Yay! A tip!
*does happy dance :D *
trys to put out the fire untill his fake 'tache' catches alight and the glue melts and dribbles into his mouth
Glupeyloo
16-09-2003, 20:43
Sorry about the bar old baen, here, have a biscuit
Skittletopia
16-09-2003, 20:57
**looks at destruction, sighs, sips absinthe then walks out, psycho-hellfire'ing a path through the crowd**
Three days later........
"This is Fred Robertson on PCNN. The Pine-Scented bar has completed repairs after catching fire. No-one was hurt, but Glupeyloo has finished his time in prison."
*sniffs*
"this places stinks"
*kicks dead FC official on the floor*
"haven't you cleared him up yet, there are maggots everywhere!"
Other FC official picks fight with Terristan guy, before floping over mid kick.
Glupeyloo
17-09-2003, 21:24
YAY! now i'm out of prison, I'll have a whole bottle of Vodka
"i'll share it with you"
*burps*
"you got any scampi fries?"
*picks up FC official, puts rotting trout under nose*
"wake up"
*orders glass of water for FC*
Glupeyloo
18-09-2003, 21:26
*Hits FC offical with a pudding that he found in the toilet*
shoots glupeyloo with a rocket launcher
Glupeyloo
19-09-2003, 17:42
*The other Glupeylooens pull out FA-MAS rifles and splat the Draklor people over the wall*
"2 strongbows says a draklorian who had just killed a FC official by strangaling him with his tie!"
FC officials wip out FC21 Machine Guns and fire drunkenly.
grabs a goon by his collar and throws a gernade down his throat then grabs the seat of his pants and pitches him headlong into a beer vat.....then orders 2 whiskys
FC officials leave bar to helicopter.
2 Virgins enter.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa falls to ground dead
Glupeyloo
25-09-2003, 21:43
More Glupeylooens comwe to the bar, in half tracks
da daka daka da and fires a ingram at a gernade
*Disarms everyone, valet parks Glupeyloo's halftracks and serves drinks and scampi fries while whistling the canadian national anthem and juggling cacti.*
Glupeyloo
28-09-2003, 21:54
*Disarms everyone, valet parks Glupeyloo's halftracks and serves drinks and scampi fries while whistling the canadian national anthem and juggling cacti.*
Cheers mate, *snorts*
I'll have a pint of your finest beer good sir, says a rather posh Glupeylooen
opens a portal and goes back in time
double vodka red bull
actually make it a quadruple
Glupeyloo
27-10-2003, 22:11
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draklor is a knob
two of your finest whisky my good fellow
Glupeyloo
16-11-2003, 19:53
Seeing as pineapple city is now an ex-naion, i declare this bar mine, now, the new rules are:
1. You may kill people as long as they are not from Glupeyloo and you clear up the mess
2. All drinks are free until the current stock runs out, then you will have to pay
3. If you bring a gun with a calibre over .50, you will be shot onsite
4. Thats it
SHOP AT DRAKLORS MILLITARY STORE FOR LOW PRICES AND GUARENTTED SATESFACTORY FOR ALL CUSTONER..AND ALL REGULAR CUSTOMERS WILL GET DISCOUNT (REGULAR ISBUYING SOMTHING EVERY WEEK)
Glupeyloo
23-11-2003, 17:39
If you don't want to buy anything i will shot you and throw you out myself