NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC:First of all, Any nations not listed in the thread name is NOT allowed to post here, unless we give the permission to do so.

Also this is (as you might suspect after reading) my first attempt to rp. Wish me luck. :D
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News report earlier today:
-Just a moment ago the ruler of Evil lands gave his respond to Commieboi's demands on that we return the half of the island Comma to them that are currently under our controll. They also clamed that we had stolen it from them a few hundred years ago, and were willing to help run a poll among the population there to let them decide what nation they want to be a part of. Our beloved ruler responded by saying that "We will not do any polls since it would just be a waste of time since no one there would want to be a part of your crappy nation." A few moments later a big part of our navy left port and set course towards Comma. When asked if this was a to be considered a war threat he would not comment. But we managed to overhear this conversation, "...them and their politics! We will crush any military they send against us and take THEIR part of the island as compensation. They will soon learn that their misstake will cost them dearly. What do you mean 'We haven't started drafting yet.'? Give the order to start drafting soldiers, NOW!"

As you can hear war is at our doorstep, the order from the palace to the people on Comma is as follows: "Start rationing food and water, stockpile clothes and medicine and all news reporters telling the truth will be executed at sunset today... HEY! GET OUT OF HERE! LET ME GO! HELP HELP.... broadcast terminated.................

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At a random army base somewhere on Evil Lands mainland:
Private Eikre dropped his book down to his chest. He had hoped to go home this weekend, but with a chance of war he would not even be allowed to go into town and buy a soda. He signed, turned off the radio, hoped for the war to be a short one and continued reading.

Metting with Millitary Advisors
"[Damit they sent there Navy this could be a threat put our forces on high alert and try to find out where there navy currently is with our satalites they should be atleast good for something dam waste of money they where" said Lieutenant General Hero, he then returned to his seat and looked around for some support finnaly Vice Admiral Reka "I agree we have to defend ourselves it would be bad for our image if we let them make us look scared"

Press Release
After discussing the reason for war it was said what is being sent atleast 5 Zubr Class Air Cushioned Landing Crafts where sent to Comma along with an escort of a few Kirov's and Neustrashimy's no more questions where answerd after that and the release ended, it is also reported that any suspicious activity be reported to the police

Meeting at the strategy center

"...fleet is moving fine without any problems so far", said fleet commander Cherry. "They should arrive in port at Last Hope before any subs could sink them. But I must remind you that it won't be long until their satalites discover them, if they haven't allready." "Bah", said airforce commander Howard. "Stealth is not our concern at the moment." The only thing YOU need to worry about is keeping that route free from obstacles. We totaly lack bomber support on that island, and the few fighters stationed there couldn't drive a seagull away. I can have 50 bombers ready for take off in two hours." "Need I remind you that the airfiled isn't big enough for that many bombers, we could perhaps manage to make room for 20, responded General Larry. "I have given the command to entrench our positions along the border. We should be able to hold back for at least several hours unless, as Howard informed us, they used bombers against us." "Much talk not much progress", said Cherry. "Our fighters doesn't have enough fuel to reach the island. If we had built a carrier like I said we should've done. We could've used it to transport our fighters." "We could get them there if we put on exterior fuel tanks and removed the missiles from them", said Larry. "And send the missiles with a ship." "Great idea, only that our planes would be sitting ducks in an attack", shouted Howard. "You two barbarians have no sense of planning at all...

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News report after the meeting

Most of the high ranked officers had to leave todays meeting in ambulance after a fight broke out. The hospital reports that no one is mortaly wounded. When asked to comment todays incided our great ruler replied, "I'm surrounded by idiots."

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Several miles away in a truck heading for an unknown destination

"Where do you think we're going?", asked private Fry. "Probably to Comma", responded private Eikre. "But why we wasn't sent along with the rest of our squad in the ships, I do not know." "Silence!" commanded the secret agent who were sitting next to them. "You'll find out soon enough."

Post.*Snickers.Flees.*

CBNNS (CommieBoi National News Station

Kelly Roland reporting here for CBNNS we have obtained a small part of what was said during todays meeting between the nations top ranking officers

"It has come to our attention that they lack air power but it could just be a trick to to make us send our fighter ahead of our Navy and slaughter them"

the rest of meeting was kept secret from public records, thank you Kelly and i news today...

At another secret meeting

General Larry arrived at the meeting with a newspaper in his non-broken arm. "Guess what?" He asked the other two. "No.", said Cherry. "Look at this newspaper I stole... er... bought earlier today", continued Larry ignoring Cherry. "Look at first page, 'CBNNS reveals chocking information about our great nations defense.' They know about our lacking air cower on Comma. We must have a leak." "Or they just used their spy satelites to check out our airfield", said Howard. "I told you we should have built hangars to hide our fighters in." "But we don't have time for that now", said Cherry. "I've ordered that the ports of the cities Lost Hope, that is the city closest to their border, and Losing Beach, that is the third city and is located between the two other cities, to be blocked off with mines. The port at Last Hope will remain clear for the supplies from the mainland. There is no other built ports on our side of the island." "I've ordered the fortification around those cities, the airfield and some other strategic locations. But there must be hundreds, if not thousands, of small undefended villages scattered all over the place", bragged Larry. "But they are expendable anyway." "I'm pleased to announce that I've given the order to start constructing a carrier to better defend our fleet", said Cherry. "The only problem is that it won't be complete until way AFTER a possible war."

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On a secret facility within Evil lands, location classified

"You might be wondering why I summoned you here", asked the secret agent. "Uh, yeah", responded private Fry. "You are here because you've been transfered to the special forces, the full name of our operation is 'Send In Curry Kangaroo Bullys Attack Strong Tree At Real Defeat'. But around here we refer it to S.I.C.K.B.A.S.T.A.R.D. Tomorrow we will departure for Comma and prepare for our operation. Any questions?" "Who are you?", asked Eikre. "The name's Bond, John Bond."

Comma Docks

As the ships pull into the docks of Comma and the infantry and tanks unload they meet up with the current millitary forces already on the island they soon go into meeting to discuss tacts and are informed that one of there spys in the Evil Lands army has reported there being new of mines being deployed, whilst the Kirov's sent along with the fleet are patroling there land with plans to extend there lethal grip over the island

Docks at Last Hope
The fleet is preparing to leave and head back to the mainland after unloading tanks, mobile SAMs, artillery and trucks filled with supplies and soldiers. "I want our forces to be heading for their destinations within 2 hours", commanded Larry. "Captain! You're in command until I return." "Yes, sir."

At the temporary HQ on Comma
"How's the fleet going?", asked Cherry. "It's ready to leave, about now." told Larry. "How did things go with the planes?" "Well", began Howard. "The planes has been turned into flying gas cans and the ammunation is on route by Hercules transports. Also, a few planes will be transporting cruise missiles and our top agent Bond reports that operation S.I.C.K.B.A.S.T.A.R.D is running along smothly. I'd say we have the situtation under controll." Cherry clapped her hands twice and the lights went out and a part of the wall were lit up by a projector. "This", she said, "are todays satelite photos of enemy troop movements. Inside sources confirm that they are strengthening their grip on the island. As you can clearly see on this photo, we need to increase the number of ships escorting the supply convoys. I will give the order to start building destroyers so we can defend ourselves better. If there are no more things to be disscussed, this meeting is over, return to whatever you were doing."

On a truck somewhere on Comma
"It's crowded in here", complained Eikre. "Then ask whoever it is to give you more room", said John. "I did, but this cruise missile seems to be ignoreing me", responded Eikre. "Why me?", thought John. "And where are we? We should be there by now." "Hey driver, are you sure this is a short cut?", he asked. "Not as sure as I was an hour ago.", the driver told him. "But don't worry, it's a small island so it can't be that far away. But I don't see why we couldn't transported this missile along with the others." Don't talk, just drive," said John. "The less you know, the better." "The driver is acting suspicius", he thought. "A spy? Possibly. But only I and those pompus buffoons that controll this so called army, knows. Hopefully the crates will be there when we arrive."

Millitary base on Comma
"Sir we have reports that the Evil Lands forces may be ready for depature any time soon i sugest we give word to send in the last part of our forces" said the newly apointed Lt. Mirai, "Sugestion noted but nothing further shall be done we need to get the timing on this just right" Colonel Pirotess said

Millitary Base 27 B - Technologies Department
"Sir our new system is coming along perfectly we are planing to fit it onto a plane for a trial flight" said a scrawny brown haired man "Execlent send me the reports of the trial flight first thing tommorow" said a shady looking man

In a bunker at Evil lands airfield on Comma
"We're alone in here, the doors have been locked, and the whole place has been swept for bugging devices several times." Said Eikre." This place is completly secure. "We'll see about that", responded John. "Now, I need you to help me with removing the warhead from this missile and replace it with the one in the crate." "Then what?", asked Fry. "Then we're going to get it safely to a small army base not too far from the frontlines.", said John. "And after that, we're going to continue with the rest of the operation."

Another meeting
"We should send the rest of the transports ships right now.", said Larry. "Before it's too late. We need more artillery. "Are you nuts?" asked Cherry. "Without an escort they won't even be able to defend themselves from a seal, much less a warship. We can't send them until the fleet returns. And we can't risk splitting up our fleet into two groups. It is much too small for that. No, the troops must wait until they return. End of discussion."

News report
"In this troubbled times, with war on our very doorstep, our wise ruler has appointed a new advisor. This new man, known as Yuri, began his carreer as a member of the Quiet Palace Guard a year ago and has quickly worked his way to the top of power. However any more details on his past is yet to be discovered. This is Evil Lands Nosy News Network (ELNNN) reporting live from the palace parking lot."

Millitary Base 27 B - Technologies Department
"Sir the tests proved that it its ready to work we wish to put it on 5 planes and test them out in the open" said the scrawny brown haired man "yes ill have the millitary send over another 5 planes with piliots

Millitary base on Comma

"I suggest we launch the first strike strike hard strike fast" said the General "I dont think so remeber timing is everything lets wait and see what they do next"

And yet another meeting
"...if something goes wrong?", Larry said." We have no idea on what they're planning. A source within has informed us that they have some sort of secret teknology, and that's all the information he could give us." "Do not worry, for we have secrets too.", said a man just entering the room. "Who are you?", asked Cherry. "I am Yuri, the new advisor. I've been sent here to ensure that nothing goes wrong with operation S.I.C.K.B.A.S.T.A.R.D. I take order only from our ruler and you WILL assist me whenever I request you to. Now, agent Bond has informed me that the missile is preapared and his heading towards a hidden launch site, that will be guarded at all time with newly arrived troops of the Palace Guard. Agent Bond will then proced to the second phase and "prepare" the city Lost Hope."

Comma Millitary base
Give word to have the second fleet ready to depart on my word we will strike hopefuly today or tommorow


Metting with Millitary Advisors
Lieutenant General Hero stood up and firmly said " I belive it is time we started to think of a name for our soon to be island i sugest the name Corinicle it sounds cool" he then sits back down when Vice Admiral Reka winks at him and he back as the rest of Advisors discuss a suitible name for the island

Outside the city Lost Hope
Eikre was standing on a hill looking down at the city below. There it lied, hundreds of thousands people, unaware. It looked kinda pretty with all the lights, and you could see more stars here than home. He sighed and returned to his work, lowering barrels into the water reservoir that supplied the city with fresh water.

Somewhere along the border
"Barbed wire, tank blockers, mines, trenches, bunkers, SAM sites, artillery support." the thoughts ran through Larrys mind. "I've done a good job here. Let them come."

Outside the city Lost Hope
Eikre was standing on a hill looking down at the city below. There it lied, hundreds of thousands people, unaware. It looked kinda pretty with all the lights, and you could see more stars here than home. He sighed and returned to his work, lowering barrels into the water reservoir that supplied the city with fresh water.

Somewhere along the border
"Barbed wire, tank blockers, mines, trenches, bunkers, SAM sites, artillery support." the thoughts ran through Larrys mind. "I've done a good job here. Let them come."
OOC: This was me.

CBNNS

"Kelly Roland reporting here for CBNNS information has been passed saying as of yesterday the Evil Lands have launched a heinous act against the people of the city Last Hope polluting there water supplie whilst local mountain water sellers didnt seem to sad as this happened and it is reported that CommieBoi shall be shipping other some of its award winning water CommieBoi Water" she then faces the camera and says goodbye as the news fades off

OOC: It WAS supposed to be a secret operation, and the barrels wasn't emptied, just placed on the bottom until later on. Damn your nosy reporters. :)

At a meeting
"How did they find out?" asked Larry. "No one should've known about it. And it's being broadcasted everywhere." "Isn't it obvius?" said Cherry. "We had a leak. But don't worry, Yuri saw to it that the leak has been silenced, and the plan is to announce it as propaganda. I've arrenged for water inspectors from several nations to come and prove that the water is fine. The "goods" has been temporary relocated to a nearby location until it's over. Everything else is moving alon smothly." "There has been a change of plans." said Yuri entering the room. "Our ruler has announced that we will strike now, and hopefully catch them with their pants down." Yuri then walked to the other side of the room and picked up the phone.

At a hidden launch site on Comma
The phone suddenly rang, and agent Bond picked up the phone. "Bond here. Yes sir. Right away." He then signaled to a soldier to launch the missile. "I want that thing going so low that it'll almost touch the leaves on the tress", he said. "Countdown started." said the soldier. "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0." With a roar the missile took off and set course towards a Commieboi military base, carrying it's anthrax warhead.

back at the meeting
Yuri put back the phone and turned around. "Is it done?" asked Howard. "No." replied Yuri. "It has only begin." And at the meantime artillery along the border started fireing, troops and armor rushed over the border into Commieboi territory. "It has only begin."

A bit back from the Frontline

"General sir, the trenchs are in place and the land is uncrossable with those mines on it we have the men getting the tunnels in place and the Pantsyr's and Tunguska M1 are in place solider nor airsupport shall breach this line" the solider then salutes and exits the tent as a stray artillery shell hits him he is then rushed of to M.A.S.H

Corporate Meeting
"Sales have been going down fast becuase of this war yet the country's all-consuming economy is still all-consuming but we must put an end to this war or we make not be able to make a good profit this year" said one of the men in the smoke filled room "i suggest we to something unkown to the public" says the man next to him with that the rest of the meeting was discussed and plans to fix their business went underway

On board one of Evil lands subs
"Captain", yelled an officer rushing up to the captains bathtub on the bridge. "Yes, what is it?", said the captain. "Orders from Fleet commander, we are to set course towards the enemy supply line to the island and try to cut it." "Very well, have the navigation officer set up a course and go fetch me more soap."

At the front line
"Sir, we can't get through for all those trenches and mines." "Don't worry, we have reasuring from our ruler himself that we most likely have more soldiers than they have mines and we are going to use our dead as shields and to fill up their trenches." "Yes, sir. But is this really ethical correct?" "Who cares? Now get back to your post."

CBNNS, Assualt on Comma Special
Geoff Picard here for CBNNS, we are just outside a recently finished press release where It has been annouced today that CommiBoi's top millitary designers and enginers have somhow created a plane with the ability to create some sort of eltronic field that can stop other planes systems, that as all we know of so far we expect to give you further updates on this weapon as it comes

At the front lines
"Sir, we can't push on any longer. Our troops are dying like ants in a bonnfire." "Abort the attack, fall back and regroup for defense." We're not going to try again?" "Yes, but our ruler has decided that we will attempt to break through further to the north as a diversion for our next wave." "We didn't attack at the whole front? Just here?" "No, that would've been suicide, sicne we don't have that many soldiers here."

At a secret meeting
"I'm affraid I have bad news", said Larry. "Our inside source has informed us that they have some new kind of weapon, that is somehow related to their planes. And our last spy died just after he could send this information." "Bah", said Yuri. "Who needs spys when their news network can provide us with what we need? Here are our counter measures, we won't use planes at all." "That's stupid", said Howard. "But it's not like we had any." "What do you mean?", asked Cherry. "Well, apparently some idiot dropped a handgrenade near some barrels full of fuel at our airfield and blew up three hangars and half of the stored supplies there." Responded Howard. "We can move fuel by trucks and have the few remaining planes ready to go in about 30 hours. And with the cleared space we can bring a few bombers here too."

On a submarine
"Captain!" "Yes." "We're approaching what we believe is a point where our target will pass soon." "Good, load the torpedo tubes and dive to periscope deept."

Front Lines CB Side

"Commander the enemy forces are pulling back and from what we can tell it appears that they may be regrouping so we will need to keep constant track on them with some of our satalites", "Okay then you do that" said the Commander to busy writting a report

front lines
"Sir, the reinforcements hans't arrived yet. And our troops moral is almost deserting. "Yes, I know. We've got orders from our ruler to pack up and leave to guard Lost Hope instea. "But who will protect this part of the front line if we leave?" "The rest of our forces at the front will spread out more." "We won't hold for long if they attack us." "I know, but the thankfully we will be leavin with our troops as well, so it won't be us lying here dead."

At the airfield
"Great news sire, by losing most of our fighters we have got 5 bombers arriving from the mainland later today. We can have them refueled, armed and ready for takeoff for a nightstrike."

On a submarine
"Captain, it's been days since there fleet should've passed through here. And soon we won't have any food left." "Ok, set course for port."

A news report
"We've just recieved reports that one of our glorius nations shiny submarines stayed so long at sea that the crew starved, performed muteny and later sailied on a cliff killing everyone onboard. Our thoughts goes with the families of those who have died protecting our colony on Comma."

CommieBoi Golden Palace
"Dear nation of Evil Lands

It has come to my attention that this war has gone on for long enough we realise our forces could be put to better use else where and after hearing of your submarines fate we see you would also better from what i am about to propose. I would like to see peace between our nations im sure your people would agree so what do you say will you extend your hand and let a could be freindship take place or shall much more blood be spilt

Empirum of CommieBoi."

With that written the letter was then sent off to Evil Lands

(Letters can look so much more royal then emails)

At a meeting
"They're chickening out?" "Sure seems like it." "The orders?" "Let's wait and see."

[The dark halls of the Rulers throne[/b]

Dear nation of Commieboi

We understand your current situation and has decided to agree on your proposal. From this day forth, let there be peace between us.

The Ruler of Evil lands

News broadcast
"A peace treaty was signed earlier today. There are still celebrations on the streets as the day slowly turns into night. Our troop will be heading home tomorrow after they sober up enough to tell the difference between our transport ships and regular ducks. Material losses were surpricingly low and human casualties were acceptable. Lots of brave men and women died pointlessly just to because our great ruler said so. But life goes on, except for them. :lol:

*cough* Anyway, let's all rise to the national anthem and remember the great ones words "Life was not worth living anyway". Let those words bring you comfort in the mourning of your loved ones."