LRR Fleet Review (Now Dial-up Friendly)
Lunatic Retard Robots
07-08-2003, 01:18
Here are some samples of LRR fleet ships. Please feel free to post your comments and suggestions, but no pointless insults please.
http://screens.relicnews.com/cataclysm/images/Bentusi_Advanced_001.jpg
The pride of the fleet- the Super Acolyte heavy fighter. This beast is renowned for its intensive firepower and capability to take damage. Five-ship flights of Super acolytes have been known to take down pirate frigates single-handedly in a matter of seconds, and a combat wing of super acolytes is one of the most dangerous threats a pirate or otherwise hostile fleet commander is ever likely to encounter. The new Super Acolyte 3 version has the capability to carry a torpedo in the centerline weapons mount, giving the fighters even greater striking power. The newest version of the Super Acolyte is the IIII, an altogether larger version of the origional packing more anti-capitol ship punch, plus a swivel mounted railgun for self-defense against fighters. Only the I and IIS models are in service with LRR. More than 1500 are in LRR service. The new IIX model has twin medium plasma cannons and a centerline mount for five missiles.
http://well-of-souls.com/homeworld/hws/hw2/images/homeworld212.jpg
A drawing of two LRR personal spacecraft. The PS is like the jedi starfighter in many respects, most notably its function, which is to travel long distances alone to conduct buisiness and research, as well as investigation. The yellow and red striped version belongs to a science ship, and the gray-green version probably belongs to an LRR investigator.
http://www.freespace2.com/images/ship_deimos/lgpic.jpg
The Demios class corvette. Bought from Klonor, it is used as a first contact combat corvette.
http://well-of-souls.com/homeworld/hws/hw2/images/concept_shipdesign.jpg
LRR's newest fighter, the Najid heavy defense fighter. It is manufactured by Somtaaw, and will replace the Dark nebula class in the role of anti-fighter craft. LRR uses 300 of the type.
http://www.freespace2.com/images/ship_mjolnir/lgpic.jpg
The Mjolnir Defense cannon. It is used to protect the Starchaser bases/shipyards used by LRR. (20 each) The Mjolnir is manufactured my Klonor.
http://www.freespace2.com/images/ship_sobek/lgpic.jpg
The newest LRR fleet ship, the Luis Borges class combat Frigate. It was made specifically to replace the Peristroyka in the role of combat ship. It is small, not too much bigger than the Olaf Palme, and can perform sustained patrols, as well as carry a wing of 10 fighters and 5 corvettes. It is dangerous to both fighters and capitol ships, and is one of the most menacing frigate sized vessels in the galaxy. The design was purchased from Klonor. It is now used as a patrol/fast reaction craft, with the recent resurgance of the Peristroyka into combat service. The Luis Borges has been rplaced by the Dervish II, and the remaining Luis Borges frigates have gone under GA control.
http://well-of-souls.com/homeworld/hws/hw2/images/arioch_ss00033.jpg
A new fighter to replace the super acolyte is being developed. It will be called the "Sajuuk I" and will incorperate all the new advances in fighter engineering made in the past few years. It is done now. It mounts two Nuclear blasters, and has the capacity to mount lots o' diffurnt weapons. It is smaller and more manouverable than the Super Acolyte, but does not carry the IIS's massive reactor. This is why the Super Acolyte will not be replaced, but will serve alongside the Sajuuk in combined wings which will combine each craft's impressive capabilities. More than 2000 are in LRR use. The IS model will mount dual meduim plasma cannons
LRR is also in the process of entering several new ship types into service.
http://well-of-souls.com/homeworld/hws/hw2/images/demo_rebelflt_ss00096.jpg
The missile drone. It is made to be a defense mechanism for resourcing parties and remote bases, where traditional LNB defenses would be too indiscriminate in their destruction capability.
http://screens.relicnews.com/homeworld2/demo/SajuukCor003.jpg
The Scythe class Gunship corvette. It is a very dangerous ship, and is built for taking down ships of much larger size. It is shown here firing its primary armerment- a heavy nuclear blaster. It has two railguns in a bottom turret, and they will normally operate in large strike wings of 50 Scythes and 50 scimitars, decimating enemy formations. They will operate with the newly developed Michael Strogoff class carrier.
http://screens.relicnews.com/cataclysm/images/Bentusi_CS_001.jpg
The Michael Strogoff class carrier- the newest LRR ship. It has very high manouverability for its size with inertia compensators, and has as low a mass as was possible in the design. It is heavily armored, and carries the firepower of six linked heavy nuclear blasters, which can vaporize a destroyer in seconds, as well as six missile bays and a laser point defense grid (courteousy Klonor via GA). They can carry 315 fighters, and 150 corvette sized vessels. The Michael Strogoff is a truly massive ship. LRR has built a mere seven of the type, and each is the core of one of our roving fleets. But this type will be even further dwarfed by our newest construction project.
The IS verson has been built. It is overall larger and more powerful, having eight Antimatter Cannons, Laser point defense, and another 100 fighter slots. But its missile capability has been deducted. All MS's have undergone an even larger upgrade project, which should bring them up to par with the best. The new plan adds torpedos, ups fighter and corvette capacity to 550, and gives this already powerful ship another 30 weapons mounts, which mount many different types of weapons. It also has revamped science, engineering, and medical compartments, as well as a more powerful engine, the L&F Little Wing A-34, a high-energy fusion drive system. The newest version has a L&F Hendrix A-77 Antimatter Drive.
http://screens.relicnews.com/homeworld/images/Kushan_Assault_001.jpg
The Vengance II is a new spin on an old design. The Kushan Vengance class frigate provided sterling service during the homeworld war with the taiidan, and several examples were picked up by our Salvage Teams (http://screens.relicnews.com/homeworld/images/Kushan_Assault_002.jpg) and brought back to LRR research facilities. The design has proven readily adaptable to LRR needs, and it replaces the Dervish II as our main frigate type. It is used as both a patrol and combat frigate, and is armed with four nuclear blaster turrets, and two fixed plasma bomb launchers. It carries a crew of 20 and it is very dangerous to fighters alone, and even destroyers when fighting in large packs.
http://screens.relicnews.com/fanart/images/Shade003.jpg
The Olof Palme Explorer Frigate!!!!! (Finally a pic) The Olof Palme class is the longest serving ship in the LRR fleet next to the Super Acolyte. It iss equipped for missions into deep space of unknown duration. Olof Palme frigates roam the galaxy almost endlessely, and carry top of the line scientific instruments. They each carry a crew of 45, consisting of 5 bridge crew, 10 engineering, 17 specialists, and three generalists, as well as 10 robots, whose task it is to help with experiments and contribute their vast stores of knowledge.
http://screens.relicnews.com/homeworld/images/medamanx005.jpg
The Revelation II pocket destroyer. This old and venerable ship design has been modified to fit new needs! It replaces the Lancer, and is better than ever! The new version has two heavy ion cannons each in the two foreward-firing turrets, and one in each of the spine mounts. The spine-mounted turrets can rotate fast enough to track bombers and corvettes, and the foreward-firing monts give it as much firepower as the old Avatar! The newest version has been given a further four weapons mounts and torpedo-carrying capacity.
(Pic Unavailable)
Forget the horribly inferior Glasnost! Forget the horribly inferior Emancipator! LRR has developed a new battlecruiser, and details can be found here:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1952785#1952785
http://screens.relicnews.com/homeworld/images/movie/taiidan_base_004.JPG
A shot of the ship entrance into the docking bay of the base. The shipyards are contained in the upper of the two "arms" that connect the two main structures of the base. The entrance can handle two Kip Thorne sized carriers at once.
The starchasers, although real neat, are being sacked. In our quest to become more nomadic, we developed the Michael Strogoff. And it shall carry us through to the future.
THE STARCHASER BASES ARE NOW ON SALE TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER!!!!!!!
We now have some neat fold-up shipyards.
The Edmond Haley Super Dreadnaught is under construction. Details will be forthcoming.
Not shown:
Wigan Pier Class Freighter
Wales Class Resource Collector
Packrat I/II Class corvettes
Raider Class frigates (Pedaphilliac)
LRR fleet numbers:
20x Raider class Frigates
90x Luis Borges class frigates
150x Olaf Palme class frigates
1,500x Super Acolyte Fighter/Trainer
100x Packrat I class corvettes
100x Packrat II class corvettes
150x Scimitar Class Anti-fighter corvettes
60x Providence II class resource collectors
20x Redemption II class resource collectors
20x Peristroyka class utility ships
40x Peristroyka Class Battlecruisers/Carriers
3x Orion Class Destroyers
5x Warhammer class Destroyers
70-80x Other ships which I am too lazy to keep track of.
(Numbers and ship types vary wildly. I am way too lazy to keep them all updated.)
Our Abraham Lincolns:
LRRSV Albert Schwietzer
LRRSV Fredrik Bajer
LRRSV Lech Walesa
LRRSV Mikhail Gorbachev
LRRSV Boris Pasternask
LRRSV Eric Idle
LRRSV Gao Xigjian
LRRSV Dag Hammarskjold
LRRSV Henryk Sienkiewicz
LRRSV Lester Pearson
LRRSV Sigrid Undset
LRRSV Howard Carter
LRRSV John Locke
LRRSV Konstantin Tsiolkovsky
LRRSV Thomas Huxley
LRRSV Stephen Jay Gould
LRRSV Immanuel Kant
LRRSV Douglas Adams
LRRSV Isaac Asimov
Note: a further 11 are being constructed as fleet expansion begins.
Our Mike Strogoffs:
LRRSV Dennis Kucinich
LRRSV Stephen Hawking
LRRSV Leonardo Da Vinci
LRRSV Nelson Mandela
Lunatic Retard Robots
07-08-2003, 01:20
Everything except the super acolyte. But the ships are souped up because homeworld ships in their pure homeworld form are not what I am looking for. I just use the pics and modify the ships themselves to fit my needs.
Lunatic Retard Robots
07-08-2003, 02:50
bump for defending the galaxy!
Steel Butterfly
07-08-2003, 02:51
Nice pics :P
Lunatic Retard Robots
07-08-2003, 02:51
Thanks. You have a pretty nice one yourself.
Steel Butterfly
07-08-2003, 02:53
Thanks. You have a pretty nice one yourself.
While I doubt this is directed to me...I need to get my pics up...
I have a huge space fleet...but no pics :lol:
sweet.... damn, i want those ships!
Lunatic Retard Robots
07-08-2003, 02:55
I would call my battlefleet mid-sized, but I have tons of lightly and unarmed fast patrol ships and research vessels, as well as roving researchers and their PSCs prowling the Milky Way and Andromeda to some extent.
So, who did you say has a nice fleet¿
Lunatic Retard Robots
07-08-2003, 02:56
sweet.... damn, i want those ships!
Go see the Somtaaw Storefront. Mabye you have already......... The new upgrades will be in soon making Somtaaw's ships more capable.
Lunatic Retard Robots
07-08-2003, 02:58
So, who did you say has a nice fleet¿
Klonor, since I have only seen pics of yours and it seemed world-class. Steel Butterfly, I'm sure yours is good too.
YAY! I HAVE A NICE FLEET! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lunatic Retard Robots
07-08-2003, 03:23
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Would you like to purchase any of my ships¿ They are all available at my store thread http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=59081
Ah nice to see some of you ships in action.
Lunatic Retard Robots
08-08-2003, 02:33
thanks.
Lunatic Retard Robots
08-08-2003, 19:06
bump
Lunatic Retard Robots
09-08-2003, 02:11
el-bumpo
Lunatic Retard Robots
16-08-2003, 17:02
bump
Lunatic Retard Robots
18-08-2003, 03:31
bump
What the ****? You have the Deimos running orbital shuttle missions, as well as base tending and diplomatic transport? That thing is the latest in high-tech combat ships. I'd pit a Deimos against any one of your ships!it has speed, power, and armor. You have the Fenris doing more than a Deimos, and the Fenris is an old, outdated piece of crap! (Well, the Fenris does kick ***, but the Deimos is even better.) the Deimos is better in every respect. It's faster, more powerful, and carries more fighters.
For all you who would wish to purchase a Deimos corvette, simply go to my site at http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=59081
I'm sure you will love the ships!
Trailers
18-08-2003, 04:40
*Wimpers,has only a small spacefleet.*
Then buy some of mine! They are quite good (and I'm not the only one who says that)
United Hiigarans
18-08-2003, 04:45
*Being Trailers puppet he knows all about Trailers*
I have a fleet bigger than his.
:P
That's why he needs to buy my ships.
Lunatic Retard Robots
18-08-2003, 17:38
What the ****? You have the Deimos running orbital shuttle missions, as well as base tending and diplomatic transport? That thing is the latest in high-tech combat ships. I'd pit a Deimos against any one of your ships!it has speed, power, and armor. You have the Fenris doing more than a Deimos, and the Fenris is an old, outdated piece of crap! (Well, the Fenris does kick ***, but the Deimos is even better.) the Deimos is better in every respect. It's faster, more powerful, and carries more fighters.
For all you who would wish to purchase a Deimos corvette, simply go to my site at http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=59081
I'm sure you will love the ships!
Ok, ok! The Demios is replaced in that role by the Packrat II class, and the Demios is now used as a combat corvette.
YAY! Now was that so hard?
Crimmond
18-08-2003, 19:47
Please put a warning to 56K users. My modem almost died loading all that!
Lunatic Retard Robots
20-08-2003, 17:41
bump
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 15:40
bump for military downsizing!
You decomissioned the Orions? You monster!
The Luis Borges class combat Frigate? Where did you get that name?
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 15:44
Military downsizing! And plus, now they are used as......um.......
*Runs away.*
Get back here! What do you use them for? And it better not be what I think it is!
*Colossus's engines begin to warm up*
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 15:54
The Luis Borges class combat Frigate? Where did you get that name?
He was an Argentinean writer, who I think won the Nobel Prize for literature.
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 15:54
Get back here! What do you use them for? And it better not be what I think it is!
*Colossus's engines begin to warm up*
What do you think I use them for?
The Luis Borges class combat Frigate? Where did you get that name?
He was an Argentinean writer, who I think won the Nobel Prize for literature.
But it already has a name. And it's not a frigate. it's a Sobek class Corvette. So I am just confused.
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 15:57
The Luis Borges class combat Frigate? Where did you get that name?
He was an Argentinean writer, who I think won the Nobel Prize for literature.
But it already has a name. And it's not a frigate. it's a Sobek class Corvette. So I am just confused.
Well, I wanted to rename it. Plus, corvette and frigate designation are different in my fleet.
Okay, I can live with that. What confuses me the most is that you say it can carry 5 corvettes. Corvettes are capital ships. That just has be boggled.
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 16:01
Okay, I can live with that. What confuses me the most is that you say it can carry 5 corvettes. Corvettes are capital ships. That just has be boggled.
I go with the homeworld designation foir a corvette- a very large fighter capable of carrying cargo, personell, or extra weapons.
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 16:01
the najid is sooo sexy
'Tis.
Okay, I can live with that. What confuses me the most is that you say it can carry 5 corvettes. Corvettes are capital ships. That just has be boggled.
I go with the homeworld designation foir a corvette- a very large fighter capable of carrying cargo, personell, or extra weapons.
Oh. Okay. So, do you like cheese?
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 16:11
Okay, I can live with that. What confuses me the most is that you say it can carry 5 corvettes. Corvettes are capital ships. That just has be boggled.
I go with the homeworld designation foir a corvette- a very large fighter capable of carrying cargo, personell, or extra weapons.
Oh. Okay. So, do you like cheese?
It depends. I like Havarti and Colby Jack, but Swiss really turns me off, as well as american. I haven't tasted many cheeses besides those, though.
Anyway, I updated my fleet to a better sstanding.
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 19:07
Bump.
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 19:26
bumpity-bump-bump......SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just curious, but where did the Starchaser come from? like is it an anime or a game or what?
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-08-2003, 19:59
Just curious, but where did the Starchaser come from? like is it an anime or a game or what?
No. It came from Homeworld. (The origional.) It had cutscenes that somewhat resembled anime. The big bases were never actually sen in the game, but they look really cool. So I thought I would use them as my bases.
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 00:10
Bump......bump......bump.......BUMP!!!!........BUMP!!!!! ROOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.pipebombnews.com/readerimages/godzilla.gif
Oh no!!!! *Dubbed*
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 01:58
http://www.motherjones.com/web_exclusives/commentary/opinion/images/ashcroft.jpg
The eagle will soar....................
Bump
*Falls through glass window*
SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 02:27
bump
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-08-2003, 02:44
Note: LRR ships are cheap and easy to produce. That is why we have so many ships. They are easy to produce with the one piece construction and are easy to repair, etc.
Lunatic Retard Robots
26-08-2003, 00:06
bump. (Be afraid, Attican Empire. Be very afraid.)
Lunatic Retard Robots
27-08-2003, 01:21
C'est un bump!
Lunatic Retard Robots
27-08-2003, 02:09
As you can see, I don't particularly like the bush administration.
Lunatic Retard Robots
28-08-2003, 22:26
As you can see, I don't particularly like the bush administration.
Bump- for the green party!
Lunatic Retard Robots
29-08-2003, 23:14
Bump for The new nation of East Timor!
Lunatic Retard Robots
29-08-2003, 23:29
SOMEONE RESPOND OR I WILL BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lunatic Retard Robots
29-08-2003, 23:42
ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!! LAST CHANCE BEFORE I START TO INSULT DARK TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 00:06
DARK TERROR IS A (N) <Insert name here>
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 00:08
ALRIGHT!!!!!! DARK TERROR IS A (N) <insert name here>
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 00:22
Now for something completely different-
Kashmir, By Led Zeppelin
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream
I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been
To sit with elders of the gentle race, this world has seldom seen
They talk of days for which they sit and wait and all will be revealed
Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace, whose sounds caress my ear
But not a word I heard could I relate, the story was quite clear
Oh, oh.
Oh, I been flying... mama, there ain't no denyin'
I've been flying, ain't no denyin', no denyin'
All I see turns to brown, as the sun burns the ground
And my eyes fill with sand, as I scan this wasted land
Trying to find, trying to find where I've been.
Oh, pilot of the storm who leaves no trace, like thoughts inside a dream
Heed the path that led me to that place, yellow desert stream
My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon, I will return again
Sure as the dust that floats high in June, when movin' through Kashmir.
Oh, father of the four winds, fill my sails, across the sea of years
With no provision but an open face, along the straits of fear
Ohh.
When I'm on, when I'm on my way, yeah
When I see, when I see the way, you stay-yeah
Ooh, yeah-yeah, ooh, yeah-yeah, when I'm down...
Ooh, yeah-yeah, ooh, yeah-yeah, well I'm down, so down
Ooh, my baby, oooh, my baby, let me take you there
Let me take you there. Let me take you there
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 00:30
Awwwww........... you guys stink. Is it within the rules to spam your own thread?
Blademasters
30-08-2003, 00:47
:lol: not sure
Well, it's probably up to you. I wouldn't do it, but I suppose you can.
P.S. East Timor! I had an english teacher who really loved East Timor. Me, I prefer Nauru.
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 03:22
Well, it's probably up to you. I wouldn't do it, but I suppose you can.
P.S. East Timor! I had an english teacher who really loved East Timor. Me, I prefer Nauru.
East Timor is good. I dunno. I've never been there myself. Good thing the war's over. World's newest nation.
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 20:01
Some more songs?
Here's a good funny song:
"Your Horoscope For Today" By Al Yankcovic
Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the tru Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Taurus
You will never find tru happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to reaize that every single one of the is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week
Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you call screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I's lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-08-2003, 22:05
bump
Lunatic Retard Robots
31-08-2003, 16:59
bump
Lunatic Retard Robots
01-09-2003, 16:52
Yet again, a bump
A bump- in the mid afternoon
Lunatic Retard Robots
02-09-2003, 21:36
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Lunatic Retard Robots
02-09-2003, 21:37
bump!
Lunatic Retard Robots
07-09-2003, 16:45
bump
Lunatic Retard Robots
07-09-2003, 17:52
sue-poib!!
Uhhh......... :?
superb(in New Jersey accent)
sue-poib(in New Joyzee aacent)
Lunatic Retard Robots
07-09-2003, 17:57
superb(in New Jersey accent)
sue-poib(in New Joyzee aacent)
Oh. I see.
Lunatic Retard Robots
10-09-2003, 00:08
Bump.
......And so castles made of sand fall in the sea....eventually.
Lunatic Retard Robots
10-09-2003, 23:53
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!! Jimi Hendrix
Lunatic Retard Robots
11-09-2003, 23:59
bump
Lunatic Retard Robots
12-09-2003, 00:27
Fear this, facist scum who dare to poke their filthy heads out of earth's atmosphere.
Lunatic Retard Robots
13-09-2003, 00:45
Stand up, all victims of oppression
For the tyrants fear your might
Don't cling so hard to your possessions
For you have nothing, if you have no rights
Let racist ignorance be ended
For respect makes the empires fall
Freedom is merely privilege extended
Unless enjoyed by one and all.
CHORUS:
So come brothers and sisters
For the struggle carries on
The Internationale
Unites the world in song
So comrades come rally
For this is the time and place
The international ideal
Unites the human race
Let no one build walls to divide us
Walls of hatred nor walls of stone
Come greet the dawn and stand beside us
We'll live together or we'll die alone
In our world poisoned by exploitation
Those who have taken, now they must give
And end the vanity of nations
We've one but one Earth on which to live
And so begins the final drama
In the streets and in the fields
We stand unbowed before their armour
We defy their guns and shields
When we fight, provoked by their aggression
Let us be inspired by life and love
For though they offer us concessions
Change will not come from above.
Lunatic Retard Robots
13-09-2003, 01:50
BUY YOUR MASSIVE STARBASES TODAY!!!!!!!!
Lunatic Retard Robots
13-09-2003, 02:22
bump
How many Starchaser Bases do you have?
Lunatic Retard Robots
13-09-2003, 02:37
How many Starchaser Bases do you have?
Four. They start at 20 trillion apiece. (A low price. They are very capable.)
damn! :tantrum: i can't afford that much though i am interested......:tantrum:
*Trys to come up with ways to get 20 trillion*
hmmm....maybe we could work out a payment plan?
Lunatic Retard Robots
13-09-2003, 14:43
*Trys to come up with ways to get 20 trillion*
hmmm....maybe we could work out a payment plan?
How's 500 bil a year?
*Trys to come up with ways to get 20 trillion*
hmmm....maybe we could work out a payment plan?
How's 500 bil a year?
That'll work.
*makes first payment*
a payment plan sounds good... 8) i'll pay 500 bil a year. but could i have the space station after the melkor war.?
Here are some samples of LRR fleet ships. Please feel free to post your comments and suggestions, but no pointless insults please.
The venerable peristroyka, although serving LRR well, will be soon replaced by the Glasnost class battlecruiser.
http://screens.relicnews.com/cataclysm/images/Bentusi_Advanced_001.jpg
The pride of the fleet- the Super Acolyte heavy fighter. This beast is renowned for its intensive firepower and capability to take damage. Five-ship flights of Super acolytes have been known to take down pirate frigates single-handedly in a matter of seconds, and a combat wing of super acolytes is one of the most dangerous threats a pirate or otherwise hostile fleet commander is ever likely to encounter. The new Super Acolyte 3 version has the capability to carry a torpedo in the centerline weapons mount, giving the fighters even greater striking power. The newest version of the Super Acolyte is the IIII, an altogether larger version of the origional packing more anti-capitol ship punch, plus a swivel mounted railgun for self-defense against fighters. Only the I and IIS models are in service with LRR. More than 1500 are in LRR service.
http://well-of-souls.com/homeworld/hws/hw2/images/homeworld212.jpg
A drawing of two LRR personal spacecraft. The PS is like the jedi starfighter in many respects, most notably its function, which is to travel long distances alone to conduct buisiness and research, as well as investigation. The yellow and red striped version belongs to a science ship, and the gray-green version probably belongs to an LRR investigator.
http://www.freespace2.com/images/ship_deimos/lgpic.jpg
The Demios class corvette. Bought from Klonor, it is used as a first contact combat corvette.
http://well-of-souls.com/homeworld/hws/hw2/images/concept_shipdesign.jpg
LRR's newest fighter, the Najid heavy defense fighter. It is manufactured by Somtaaw, and will replace the Dark nebula class in the role of anti-fighter craft. LRR uses 300 of the type.
http://www.freespace2.com/images/ship_mjolnir/lgpic.jpg
The Mjolnir Defense cannon. It is used to protect the Starchaser bases/shipyards used by LRR. (20 each) The Mjolnir is manufactured my Klonor.
http://www.freespace2.com/images/ship_sobek/lgpic.jpg
The newest LRR fleet ship, the Luis Borges class combat Frigate. It was made specifically to replace the Peristroyka in the role of combat ship. It is small, not too much bigger than the Olaf Palme, and can perform sustained patrols, as well as carry a wing of 10 fighters and 5 corvettes. It is dangerous to both fighters and capitol ships, and is one of the most menacing frigate sized vessels in the galaxy. The design was purchased from Klonor. It is now used as a patrol/fast reaction craft, with the recent resurgance of the Peristroyka into combat service. The Luis Borges has been rplaced by the Dervish II, and the remaining Luis Borges frigates have gone under GA control.
A new fighter to replace the super acolyte is being developed. It will be called the "Sajuuk I" and will incorperate all the new advances in fighter engineering made in the past few years. (The Sajuuk, once finished, will be available to all GA members.)
LRR is also in the process of entering several new ship types into service.
http://well-of-souls.com/homeworld/hws/hw2/images/demo_rebelflt_ss00096.jpg
The missile drone. It is made to be a defense mechanism for resourcing parties and remote bases, where traditional LNB defenses would be too indiscriminate in their destruction capability.
http://screens.relicnews.com/homeworld2/demo/SajuukCor003.jpg
The Scythe class Gunship corvette. It is a very dangerous ship, and is built for taking down ships of much larger size. It is shown here firing its primary armerment- a heavy nuclear blaster. It has two LNBs in a bottom turret, and they will normally operate in large strike wings of 50 Scythes and 50 scimitars, decimating enemy formations. They will operate with the newly developed Michael Strogoff class carrier.
http://screens.relicnews.com/cataclysm/images/Bentusi_CS_001.jpg
The Michael Strogoff class carrier- the newest LRR ship. It has very high manouverability for its size with inertia compensators, and has as low a mass as was possible in the design. It is heavily armored, and carries the firepower of four linked heavy nuclear blasters, which can vaporize a destroyer in seconds, as well as six missile bays and a laser point defense grid (courteousy Klonor via GA). They can carry 115 Sajuuk Is, and 50 corvette sized vessels. The development of these carriers has another plus- it makes more room for armerment on the peristroykas. A typical LRR battlegroup consists of the following capital ships:
2 Michael Strogoff
7 Peristroyka
14 Revelation II
20 Dervish II (Replacing the Luis Borges)
10 Minion II
http://screens.relicnews.com/cataclysm/images/SajuukCor023.jpg
The Dervish II. This small frigate packs the punch of six fast tracking medium nuclear blasters, which are optimized for tracking fast moving fighters and corvettes, but are just as lethal to capital ships, especially when in packs. The ease of construction with these ships is why they can be used in large packs, and their speed and manouverability allows them to stay ahead of the largest guns on enemy ships while still bringing multiple blasters to bear on the target.
http://screens.relicnews.com/homeworld/images/medamanx005.jpg
The Revelation II pocket destroyer. This old and venerable ship design has been modified to fit new needs! It replaces the Lancer, and is better than ever! The new version has two heavy ion cannons each in the two foreward-firing turrets, and one in each of the spine mounts. The spine-mounted turrets can rotate fast enough to track bombers and corvettes, and the foreward-firing monts give it as much firepower as the old Avatar!
Pic N/A
The Glsanost class cruiser. It works on the same principle as the Michael Strogoff, wit a radial construction allowing for fast rotation on its axis. The Glasnost's primary armerment is missiles, but it does carry six fast-tracking ion cannons to ward off fighters. It also mounts two slow-tracking heavy nuclear blasters for serious anti cap-ship power. Its J-300 reactor can accellerate this beast at 400 m/s right off the start. It has a docking bay capable of holding 10 Sajuuk I fighters, and repairing up to 20 at a time.
http://screens.relicnews.com/homeworld/images/movie/taiidan_base_004.JPG
A shot of the ship entrance into the docking bay of the base. The shipyards are contained in the upper of the two "arms" that connect the two main structures of the base. The entrance can handle two Kip Thorne sized carriers at once.
The starchasers, although real neat, are being sacked. In our quest to become more nomadic, we developed the Michael Strogoff. And it shall carry us through to the future.
THE STARCHASER BASES ARE NOW ON SALE TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER!!!!!!!
We now have some neat fold-up shipyards.
Not shown:
Providence III Class resource collectors
Redemption III Class Resource Controllers
Olaf Palme class patrol Frigates
Packrat I/II Class corvettes
Raider Class frigates (Pedaphilliac)
LRR fleet numbers:
20x Raider class Frigates
90x Luis Borges class frigates
150x Olaf Palme class frigates
1,500x Super Acolyte Fighter/Trainer
100x Packrat I class corvettes
100x Packrat II class corvettes
150x Scimitar Class Anti-fighter corvettes
60x Providence II class resource collectors
20x Redemption II class resource collectors
20x Peristroyka class utility ships
40x Peristroyka Class Battlecruisers/Carriers
3x Orion Class Destroyers
5x Warhammer class Destroyers
70-80x Other ships which I am too lazy to keep track of.
(Numbers and ship types vary wildly. I am way too lazy to keep them all updated.)
Active Peristroykas- (Currently deployed to a certain task other than patrol)
LRRSV Albert Schwietzer
LRRSV Fredrik Bajer
LRRSV Lech Walesa
LRRSV Mikhail Gorbachev
LRRSV Boris Pasternask
LRRSV Eric Idle
LRRSV Gao Xigjian
LRRSV Dag Hammarskjold
LRRSV Henryk Sienkiewicz
LRRSV Lester Pearson
LRRSV Sigrid UndsetI wanna buy everything!
GA to GA
DONT LET HIM BUY THEM
Lunatic Retard Robots
14-09-2003, 16:45
a payment plan sounds good... 8) i'll pay 500 bil a year. but could i have the space station after the melkor war.?
Ok. But what's the Melkor war?
Lunatic Retard Robots
14-09-2003, 16:47
GA to GA
DONT LET HIM BUY THEM
Ok. Frahallah, go to my space store if you want to buy something.
llr, you do that and i will ban u from the GA forum
Lunatic Retard Robots
14-09-2003, 16:51
llr, you do that and i will ban u from the GA forum
Oh. But why?
he wants them to attack me
Lunatic Retard Robots
14-09-2003, 16:55
he wants them to attack me
Oh.
Lunatic Retard Robots
14-09-2003, 16:58
Here are some samples of LRR fleet ships. Please feel free to post your comments and suggestions, but no pointless insults please.
The venerable peristroyka, although serving LRR well, will be soon replaced by the Glasnost class battlecruiser.
http://screens.relicnews.com/cataclysm/images/Bentusi_Advanced_001.jpg
The pride of the fleet- the Super Acolyte heavy fighter. This beast is renowned for its intensive firepower and capability to take damage. Five-ship flights of Super acolytes have been known to take down pirate frigates single-handedly in a matter of seconds, and a combat wing of super acolytes is one of the most dangerous threats a pirate or otherwise hostile fleet commander is ever likely to encounter. The new Super Acolyte 3 version has the capability to carry a torpedo in the centerline weapons mount, giving the fighters even greater striking power. The newest version of the Super Acolyte is the IIII, an altogether larger version of the origional packing more anti-capitol ship punch, plus a swivel mounted railgun for self-defense against fighters. Only the I and IIS models are in service with LRR. More than 1500 are in LRR service.
http://well-of-souls.com/homeworld/hws/hw2/images/homeworld212.jpg
A drawing of two LRR personal spacecraft. The PS is like the jedi starfighter in many respects, most notably its function, which is to travel long distances alone to conduct buisiness and research, as well as investigation. The yellow and red striped version belongs to a science ship, and the gray-green version probably belongs to an LRR investigator.
http://www.freespace2.com/images/ship_deimos/lgpic.jpg
The Demios class corvette. Bought from Klonor, it is used as a first contact combat corvette.
http://well-of-souls.com/homeworld/hws/hw2/images/concept_shipdesign.jpg
LRR's newest fighter, the Najid heavy defense fighter. It is manufactured by Somtaaw, and will replace the Dark nebula class in the role of anti-fighter craft. LRR uses 300 of the type.
http://www.freespace2.com/images/ship_mjolnir/lgpic.jpg
The Mjolnir Defense cannon. It is used to protect the Starchaser bases/shipyards used by LRR. (20 each) The Mjolnir is manufactured my Klonor.
http://www.freespace2.com/images/ship_sobek/lgpic.jpg
The newest LRR fleet ship, the Luis Borges class combat Frigate. It was made specifically to replace the Peristroyka in the role of combat ship. It is small, not too much bigger than the Olaf Palme, and can perform sustained patrols, as well as carry a wing of 10 fighters and 5 corvettes. It is dangerous to both fighters and capitol ships, and is one of the most menacing frigate sized vessels in the galaxy. The design was purchased from Klonor. It is now used as a patrol/fast reaction craft, with the recent resurgance of the Peristroyka into combat service. The Luis Borges has been rplaced by the Dervish II, and the remaining Luis Borges frigates have gone under GA control.
A new fighter to replace the super acolyte is being developed. It will be called the "Sajuuk I" and will incorperate all the new advances in fighter engineering made in the past few years. (The Sajuuk, once finished, will be available to all GA members.)
LRR is also in the process of entering several new ship types into service.
http://well-of-souls.com/homeworld/hws/hw2/images/demo_rebelflt_ss00096.jpg
The missile drone. It is made to be a defense mechanism for resourcing parties and remote bases, where traditional LNB defenses would be too indiscriminate in their destruction capability.
http://screens.relicnews.com/homeworld2/demo/SajuukCor003.jpg
The Scythe class Gunship corvette. It is a very dangerous ship, and is built for taking down ships of much larger size. It is shown here firing its primary armerment- a heavy nuclear blaster. It has two LNBs in a bottom turret, and they will normally operate in large strike wings of 50 Scythes and 50 scimitars, decimating enemy formations. They will operate with the newly developed Michael Strogoff class carrier.
http://screens.relicnews.com/cataclysm/images/Bentusi_CS_001.jpg
The Michael Strogoff class carrier- the newest LRR ship. It has very high manouverability for its size with inertia compensators, and has as low a mass as was possible in the design. It is heavily armored, and carries the firepower of four linked heavy nuclear blasters, which can vaporize a destroyer in seconds, as well as six missile bays and a laser point defense grid (courteousy Klonor via GA). They can carry 115 Sajuuk Is, and 50 corvette sized vessels. The development of these carriers has another plus- it makes more room for armerment on the peristroykas. A typical LRR battlegroup consists of the following capital ships:
2 Michael Strogoff
7 Peristroyka
14 Revelation II
20 Dervish II (Replacing the Luis Borges)
10 Minion II
http://screens.relicnews.com/cataclysm/images/SajuukCor023.jpg
The Dervish II. This small frigate packs the punch of six fast tracking medium nuclear blasters, which are optimized for tracking fast moving fighters and corvettes, but are just as lethal to capital ships, especially when in packs. The ease of construction with these ships is why they can be used in large packs, and their speed and manouverability allows them to stay ahead of the largest guns on enemy ships while still bringing multiple blasters to bear on the target.
http://screens.relicnews.com/homeworld/images/medamanx005.jpg
The Revelation II pocket destroyer. This old and venerable ship design has been modified to fit new needs! It replaces the Lancer, and is better than ever! The new version has two heavy ion cannons each in the two foreward-firing turrets, and one in each of the spine mounts. The spine-mounted turrets can rotate fast enough to track bombers and corvettes, and the foreward-firing monts give it as much firepower as the old Avatar!
Pic N/A
The Glsanost class cruiser. It works on the same principle as the Michael Strogoff, wit a radial construction allowing for fast rotation on its axis. The Glasnost's primary armerment is missiles, but it does carry six fast-tracking ion cannons to ward off fighters. It also mounts two slow-tracking heavy nuclear blasters for serious anti cap-ship power. Its J-300 reactor can accellerate this beast at 400 m/s right off the start. It has a docking bay capable of holding 10 Sajuuk I fighters, and repairing up to 20 at a time.
http://screens.relicnews.com/homeworld/images/movie/taiidan_base_004.JPG
A shot of the ship entrance into the docking bay of the base. The shipyards are contained in the upper of the two "arms" that connect the two main structures of the base. The entrance can handle two Kip Thorne sized carriers at once.
The starchasers, although real neat, are being sacked. In our quest to become more nomadic, we developed the Michael Strogoff. And it shall carry us through to the future.
THE STARCHASER BASES ARE NOW ON SALE TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER!!!!!!!
We now have some neat fold-up shipyards.
Not shown:
Providence III Class resource collectors
Redemption III Class Resource Controllers
Olaf Palme class patrol Frigates
Packrat I/II Class corvettes
Raider Class frigates (Pedaphilliac)
LRR fleet numbers:
20x Raider class Frigates
90x Luis Borges class frigates
150x Olaf Palme class frigates
1,500x Super Acolyte Fighter/Trainer
100x Packrat I class corvettes
100x Packrat II class corvettes
150x Scimitar Class Anti-fighter corvettes
60x Providence II class resource collectors
20x Redemption II class resource collectors
20x Peristroyka class utility ships
40x Peristroyka Class Battlecruisers/Carriers
3x Orion Class Destroyers
5x Warhammer class Destroyers
70-80x Other ships which I am too lazy to keep track of.
(Numbers and ship types vary wildly. I am way too lazy to keep them all updated.)
Active Peristroykas- (Currently deployed to a certain task other than patrol)
LRRSV Albert Schwietzer
LRRSV Fredrik Bajer
LRRSV Lech Walesa
LRRSV Mikhail Gorbachev
LRRSV Boris Pasternask
LRRSV Eric Idle
LRRSV Gao Xigjian
LRRSV Dag Hammarskjold
LRRSV Henryk Sienkiewicz
LRRSV Lester Pearson
LRRSV Sigrid UndsetI wanna buy everything!
A. Everything is not for sale.
B. I'm not gonna share my ships in all their glory with any person that asks. If I was gonna sell you something (Which I'm not), it would be a far less advanced version of what you see here.
Lunatic Retard Robots
18-09-2003, 23:56
bump
Lunatic Retard Robots
20-09-2003, 18:42
Does anybody want to see the lyrics of the internationale.......in swedish?
Lunatic Retard Robots
21-09-2003, 17:09
Stuck Inside These Four Walls,
Sent Inside Forever,
Never Seeing No One
Nice Again Like You,
Mama You, Mama You.
If I Ever Get Out Of Here,
Thought Of Giving It All Away
To A Registered Charity.
All I Need Is A Pint A Day
If I Ever Get Out Of Here.
Well, The Rain Exploded With A Mighty Crash
As We Fell Into The Sun,
And The First One Said To The Second One There
I Hope You're Having Fun.
Band On The Run, Band On The Run.
And The Jailer Man And Sailor Sam
Were Searching Every One
For The Band On The Run, Band On The Run
Band On The Run, Band On The Run.
Well, The Undertaker Drew A Heavy Sigh
Seeing No One Else Had Come,
And A Bell Was Ringing In The Village Square
For The Rabbits On The Run.
Band On The Run, Band On The Run.
And The Jailer Man And Sailor Sam
Were Searching Every One
For The Band On The Run, Band On The Run
Band On The Run, Band On The Run.
Well, The Night Was Falling As The Desert World
Began To Settle Down.
In The Town They're Searching For Us Every Where
But We Never W Ill Be Found.
Band On The Run, Band On The Run.
And The County Judge Who Held A Grudge
Will Search For Evermore
For The Band On The Run, Band On The Run
Band On The Run Band On The Run,
Band On The Run
Lunatic Retard Robots
23-09-2003, 00:18
........And it's all over now, baby blue.
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-09-2003, 00:58
bump
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-09-2003, 19:11
Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you
(spoken)
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows"
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....
"Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do."
Lunatic Retard Robots
26-09-2003, 18:28
yet another bump
http://www.wtv-zone.com/moe/moesboomerabilia/images/pythonp8-inquisition.jpg
Lunatic Retard Robots
27-09-2003, 01:19
ANYBODY WHO RESPONDS TO THIS THREAD GETS A FREE STARCHASER BASE!!!!
Lunatic Retard Robots
30-09-2003, 23:43
Dude sweet!
Your free Starchaser base is on its way.
Help Rawanda Help Help Rawanda
Lunatic Retard Robots
05-10-2003, 01:07
Does anyone else want free starchaser bases?
Lunatic Retard Robots
05-10-2003, 19:14
Does anyone else want free starchaser bases?
Lunatic Retard Robots
05-10-2003, 19:14
Does anyone else want free starchaser bases?
Does anyone else want free starchaser bases?
Lunatic Retard Robots
09-10-2003, 01:56
Does anyone else want free starchaser bases?
Lunatic Retard Robots
10-10-2003, 18:02
Does anyone else want free starchaser bases?
Lunatic Retard Robots
11-10-2003, 02:14
C'est un bump. Hey, do I have too many fighters?
Lunatic Retard Robots
11-10-2003, 16:24
C'est un bump. Hey, do I have too many fighters?
Lunatic Retard Robots
12-10-2003, 01:10
This is pitiful. A good three pages without a fellow poster.
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-10-2003, 22:26
Don't come out tonight, for ts bound to take your life. There's a bad moon on the right.
Lunatic Retard Robots
24-10-2003, 23:12
Don't come out tonight, for ts bound to take your life. There's a bad moon on the right.
My, you seem desperatley depressed.
Lunatic Retard Robots
25-10-2003, 00:01
My, you seem desperatley depressed.
Really?
I'm going to post more random lyrics now.
Signs
Signs are lost
Signs disappeared
Turn invisible
Got no sign
Somebody got busted
Got a face of stone
And a ghostwritten biography
Dogs start to run in,
Hungry for some food
Dogs start a-twitching
And they're looking at you
It was light
By five
Torn all apart
All in the name of democracy
He's hurt
He's dying
Claimed he was a terrorist
Claimed to avert a catastrophe
Someone should'a told him
That the buck stops here
No one ever said
That he was involved with thieves
And they're blind, blind
blind, blind, blind, blind, blind
blind, blind
blind, blind, blind, blind, blind
No sense of harmony, No sense of time,
Don't mention harmony,
Say: What is it? What is it? What is it?
Give a little shock, and he raises his hand
Somebody shouts out,
says: What is it? What is it? What is it?
He was shot down in the night!
Peopple ride by but his body's still alive
The girl in the window what has she done?
She looks down at me ...
says: 'I don't want to die!'
And I'm blind, blind
blind, blind, blind, blind, blind
blind, blind
blind, blind, blind, blind, blind
Somebody could have told us where they go
Crawling all around looking for foot, foot, footprints
Now tell me what the Hell have we become?
Some dirty little bastards What the Hell is going on?u
No sense of harmony, No sense of time,
Don't mention harmony,
Say: What is it? What is it? What is it?
Give a little shock, and he raises his hand
Somebody shouts out,
says: What is it? What is it? What is it?
He was shot down in the night!
People ride by but his body's still alive
The girl in the window what has she done? She looks down at me ...
says: 'I don't want to die!'
They're blind and they're blind
blind, blind, blind, blind, blind
blind, blind
blind, blind, blind, blind, blind
blind, blind
blind, blind, blind, blind, blind
blind, blind
blind, blind, blind, blind, blind
More from artist :
Talking Heads
More from album :
Once in a Lifetime
Lunatic Retard Robots
29-10-2003, 23:02
*Plays dramatic score*