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-------------------ALBINO SQUIRRELS FOR SALE- CHEAP----------------------

The Republic of Markov is selling cute Albino squirells! Buy your own today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.suprmchaos.com/albino-squirrel.jpg


Pricing:

10 Males: $40

10 Females: $20

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Want to buy Albino Squirells, but don't know what to do with them? Here are some ideas>


-Put them in national zoos

-Keep them as cute as cute little pets

-Chop them up and eat them

-Stuff it and put it on your mantle

-Skin them and make a big warm fur coat


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The Duke would like 400 males and 400 females (he likes small furry things, don't ask). 2,400 wired upon confirmation.

Do you have any demented ones? Lord Reil Tian wants to give it as a gift to another nation. If not... we can make it demented. :twisted:

We'll take five of each sex(always have backups).

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Elara wishes to see if they can fly , we will make little cockpits and strap them onto fireworks.


Only joking Im an animal lover , give me 500 Males 500 Females for local zoos , petting zoos , so on and so forth.

The money is being wired as we speak.

Elara wishes to see if they can fly , we will make little cockpits and strap them onto fireworks.*ignores rest of post* That's not a bad idea!

Give us another hundred! :twisted:

1 male (for the president), 100 males (zoos), and 100 females(zoos).
$6,040 has been wired.

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The Duke would like 400 males and 400 females (he likes small furry things, don't ask). 2,400 wired upon confirmation.i will ask why??????

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The Prime Minister would like to know if they can be trained to attack. He has always wanted an attack beaver, or failing that, an attack squirrel. He's strange that way.

yes they can be trained to attack

We want one male albino attack squirrel. $4 wired on reciept of squirrel.