NationStates Jolt Archive

The Edenstein Breweries have been family owned and operated for over a hundred years, and is the premier supplier of Alcohol in Edenstein. Curretly we have these items for sale:

':!:'NEW':!:' Peach Schnapps!

Edenstein breweries would like to formally announce that we are exporting Schnapps! We are shipping Butterscotch, Peach, and Mint Schnapps to the entire community.

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The prices are as follows:

80 Proof .5 Liter Bottle 12 Credits
1 Liter Bottle 20 Credits
Case of Six Liter Bottles 115 Credits
53 Liter Barrel 1060 Credits

120 Proof .5 Liter Bottle 16 Credits
1 Liter Bottle 25 Credits
Case of Six Liter Bottles 140 Credits
53 Liter Barrel 1325 Credits

.5 Liter Bottle 20 Credits
1 Liter Bottle 30 Credits
Case of Six Liter Bottles 170 Credits
53 Liter Barrel 1590 Credits

Bourbon

Edenstein Breweries wishes to formaly announce that we are exporting a NEW product!! For your tasting pleasure we would like to introduce to you Edenstein Bourbon. This Bourbon is aged 5 years (We've had the first 100,000 liters aged 10 years) in large 53 Liter oak barrels.
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As always Edenstein Breweries products are hand brewed and are QA to our high standards. If any brew dosn't meet our expectations, it is hastily given to Bob the town drunkard.
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(Bob the town Drunkard)

Prices are as follows......

80 Proof .5 Liter Bottle 12 Credits
1 Liter Bottle 20 Credits
Case of Six Liter Bottles 115 Credits
53 Liter Barrel 1060 Credits

120 Proof .5 Liter Bottle 16 Credits
1 Liter Bottle 25 Credits
Case of Six Liter Bottles 140 Credits
53 Liter Barrel 1325 Credits

180 Proof: Warning! Due to the Nature of the brewing process, this is labled as 180 but it is more potent, please be advised, Edenstein breweries can not be held responsible for any adverse health side effects.

.5 Liter Bottle 20 Credits
1 Liter Bottle 30 Credits
Case of Six Liter Bottles 170 Credits
53 Liter Barrel 1590 Credits

Vodka:

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We still are selling our traditional brand of Vodka!!! Since the beginning of recorded time in Edenstein, our people have made Vodka and it has become our national drink. Each bottle is carefully tested and put through our rigerous QA process, if a bottle fails even one portion of the testing, it is immediatly disposed of. 100% Satisfaction is garunteed. Here is our selection:

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80 Proof .5 Liter Bottle 10 Credits
1 Liter Bottle 17 Credits
Case of Six Liter Bottles 90 Credits

120 Proof .5 Liter Bottle 13 Credits
1 Liter Bottle 19 Credits
Case of Six Liter Bottles 100 Credits

180 Proof: Warning! The nation of Edenstein uses this to jump start our T-55 tanks in cold weather, and is drunk only on special occasions.
.5 Liter Bottle 17 Credits
1 Liter Bottle 25 Credits
Case of Six Liter Bottles 120 Credits

200 Proof: MAJOR WARNING!!!! This is used by our nation as booster fuel for our space rockets. Only the most hard core (Or dumbest) Of our people will come with in 10 feet of this stuff and only a certain breed of people can drink it (We have yet to find them). We can not accept responsibility for any physical or mental harm caused by this product.
.5 Liter Bottle 20 Credits
1 Liter Bottle 30 Credits
Case of Six Liter Bottles 150 Credits

Special brews above 200 Proof can be made upon request. TM for price quotes :!: :!:

200 proof is 100% straight alcohol, you can't get any higher. But I would like 80 proof to be sent to out General Riegain. Money is being wired for a .5 liter bottle.

I would like 10 cases of 200 proof. (throwing a party tonite at Moe's, thought I'd bring something special for the guys) *money wired*

500 cases of 200 proof

300 cases of 180 proof

100 cases of 120 proof

* Money wired *

1,000 cases of 200 proof for um...(well for me..heh)

(well for me..heh)

Interesting.

All Confirmed and shipped out, orders are being escorted by armed gaurds.... Enjoy everyone! :D

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Come on people? Anyone having parties? This is high quality Edenstein Vodka.

ill get 30 cases of 200 proof.
(rocket fuel or new form of execution either way it works for me)

ill get 30 cases of 200 proof.
(rocket fuel or new form of execution either way it works for me)

Order confirmed, 30 cases shipped out, expect delivery today.

We need a new execution method, 100 cases of 200proof please.

We need a new execution method, 100 cases of 200proof please.

Let Me Know how well it works! Order Confirmed, it comes too 15,000. Shipment will be sent on wiring of funds.

1,000 bottles 80 proof

1,000 120

500 180

10 200

please :D

Sure thing! $15,000 sent.

1,000 bottles 80 proof

1,000 120

500 180

10 200

please :D

Did you want cases or bottels?

Sure thing! $15,000 sent.

:-) You Execution umm I mean Vodka is on its way

may we establish an embassy in your capital? a major Berezan national holiday is coming up, and though we invite all national leaders to our land, all of our embassies will be celebrating as well, and it'd be easier to come to an embassy than our capital. that said, we'd like to order 500 cases of 80-proof, and 500 of 180-proof. if you're ok with the embassy idea, hold half of that order (250 and 250), and ship the other half to us. if not, ship it all.

an envoy with the payment will be arriving shortly.

may we establish an embassy in your capital? a major Berezan national holiday is coming up, and though we invite all national leaders to our land, all of our embassies will be celebrating as well, and it'd be easier to come to an embassy than our capital. that said, we'd like to order 500 cases of 80-proof, and 500 of 180-proof. if you're ok with the embassy idea, hold half of that order (250 and 250), and ship the other half to us. if not, ship it all.

an envoy with the payment will be arriving shortly.

We will accept an embassy in our country from your nation! We are always looking to extend international relationships, Half of your order is shipped and the other half is awaiting pick up. In celebration of our new friendship, I offer you 50 cases of 120 proof as a show of good will and friendship.

Btw your order IS confirmed. :D

ill have an embassy too please
you can never have too many allies
and btw can i have 20 crates of 80 Proof please

and besides, it can have a tourist building outfront.....

ill have an embassy too please
you can never have too many allies
and btw can i have 20 crates of 80 Proof please

and besides, it can have a tourist building outfront.....

Embassy and Order Confirmed. Have 5 Cases of 80 proof on us

100 cases of 180 proof thanks,

*money wired*

100 cases of 180 proof thanks,

*money wired*

Order confirmed! thank you very much

*money wired*

Indra Prime orders 4,000 cases of 120 proof, 3,000 cases of 180 proof, and 1 bottle of 200 proof (for me of course)

*400,000 credits wired for 120*
*360,000 credits wired for 180*
* 30 credits wired for 200*
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*760,060 total credits wired (+ tip) :)

Jonathan Harding

Indra Prime orders 4,000 cases of 120 proof, 3,000 cases of 180 proof, and 1 bottle of 200 proof (for me of course)

*400,000 credits wired for 120*
*360,000 credits wired for 180*
* 30 credits wired for 200*
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*760,060 total credits wired (+ tip) :)

Jonathan Harding

:D Excellent, your order is confirmed and shipped out!

Party at the Berezan embassy in Edenstein friday night! All invited! Free booze! Free Berezan mini-flags, t-shirts, and pins!

about the poll - i'd like to see some high-proof coconut rum (like parrot bay, but as strong as 151)

Party at the Berezan embassy in Edenstein friday night! All invited! Free booze! Free Berezan mini-flags, t-shirts, and pins!

about the poll - i'd like to see some high-proof coconut rum (like parrot bay, but as strong as 151)

Excellent, I will send some of my emmisary's to "Partake in Festivities"

ooc: Lol wow.... I cocunut rum and Diet coke are a complete and horrible combination, I found that out at may day here at the university.

never tried mixing it with anything - i don't do mixes, drink everything straight. it's my favorite drink, and 151 is second, so i figure a cross between the two would be wonderful.

the invitation is open to *all*, not just government emmisaries, but civilians too. i'm toying with the idea of making a new thread saying that all Berezan embassies in all nations will be having a huge open party, in celebration of some holiday whose original purpose has long been forgotten - if it was ever anything other than an official excuse to get drunk.

never tried mixing it with anything - i don't do mixes, drink everything straight. it's my favorite drink, and 151 is second, so i figure a cross between the two would be wonderful.

the invitation is open to *all*, not just government emmisaries, but civilians too. i'm toying with the idea of making a new thread saying that all Berezan embassies in all nations will be having a huge open party, in celebration of some holiday whose original purpose has long been forgotten - if it was ever anything other than an official excuse to get drunk.

My Citizens shall also join in the festivities at your embasy. May our two nations form a bond in drunkeness.

Party at the Berezan embassy in Edenstein friday night! All invited! Free booze! Free Berezan mini-flags, t-shirts, and pins!

about the poll - i'd like to see some high-proof coconut rum (like parrot bay, but as strong as 151)

ooh ooh I'm coming to that partay. maybe we can work on trade negotiations there. :lol:

Jonathan Harding
Leader of Indra prime

must have mini flag!!!!!

might we establish an embassy in your capital, as well? if it's up by friday, we'll be having a party there, too.

might we establish an embassy in your capital, as well? if it's up by friday, we'll be having a party there, too.

Yes, we welcome relations with foreign nations. :-) We have space in one of the office blocks in our government sector you can move into

you already oked an embassy - i was talking to indra prime.

thanks for the office space, though. we'll use it while we build our own.

Excellent. We look forward to many days and nights getting our two groups of representatives trashed. :lol: Oh and we also have spaces for Embasies on our mainland.

John Harding
DTRI

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note the "#84" bit

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Emperor Ed,
My name is Buffy Summers. I am a citizen of Carianada and a former employee of the Empress. I would like to purchase ten cases of the 200 proof vodka. That should be enough... *ahem* I mean, I will wire you the money out of my own personal funds when the order is confirmed.

Emperor Ed,
My name is Buffy Summers. I am a citizen of Carianada and a former employee of the Empress. I would like to purchase ten cases of the 200 proof vodka. That should be enough... *ahem* I mean, I will wire you the money out of my own personal funds when the order is confirmed.

Anything for a fellow Letian.. Order Confirmed

hey I shtink weshe needsh shome moresh. we buys two thousands more caseses of tops sshtuff.

Money Wiered

Johnhn Gnidrah

DTRI

Indre Preme

180 Proofs pleez

*Buffy wires money to Edenstein*

All orders confirmed. :-)

Make sure that all of you get your "Party Supplies" For the Berezen parties happening all over the world at Embassies! For tonight only a 10% for all attending one!

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yay, more booze! we're nowhere near running out, but even more people, mostly civilians, are showing up.

*bump! bump bump* Like da da da but bot quite

Come on people! High Quality stuff!

Our military is in need of a good drink to celebrate the new satellite launching.
We will take the 120 proof Vodka @100 credits a case.
An order of 1667 cases.

Money will be wired on confirmation.

Diktator Derrick III of Die Elite Reich

(Sorry about the other post, I wasn't logged in)

Our military is in need of a good drink to celebrate the new satellite launching.
We will take the 120 proof Vodka @100 credits a case.
An order of 1667 cases.

Money will be wired on confirmation.

Diktator Derrick III of Die Elite Reich

(Sorry about the other post, I wasn't logged in)

Our military is in need of a good drink to celebrate the new satellite launching.
We will take the 120 proof Vodka @100 credits a case.
An order of 1667 cases.

Money will be wired on confirmation.

Diktator Derrick III of Die Elite Reich

order confirmed

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I will uy 1 case of 80 proof vodka please

Freedom Country, order is confirmed and is being shipped.

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still goin' at it?

damn...since i was in this post, i've moved to college and begun selling my own booze RL :)

still goin' at it?

damn...since i was in this post, i've moved to college and begun selling my own booze RL :)

Yeah, more or less... I just figured I'd try selling it again, where ya going to school at?

oberlin - home of the con(servatory), laws that prohibit laws against public nudity, the most phenomenal professors in the world (or at least the eastern half of the US), a 70% female population (good for mostly-straight male me), harkness co-op, professor beers, more vegetarians than carnivores, rated the most liberal college [either in the world or in north america, not sure which] for the past how-many decades....and the list goes on and on.

great place.

oberlin - home of the con(servatory), laws that prohibit laws against public nudity, the most phenomenal professors in the world (or at least the eastern half of the US), a 70% female population (good for mostly-straight male me), harkness co-op, professor beers, more vegetarians than carnivores, rated the most liberal college [either in the world or in north america, not sure which] for the past how-many decades....and the list goes on and on.

great place.

Ohhhhh.. ok.. I know where oberlin is.. I got to the university of akron

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Mike and Michelle MadderMike?s whiskey barons chug into the nearest Edenstein harbor and place an order for:
20 cases of 80 proof Schnapps in 1 liter bottles ---2,300
20 cases of 80 proof bourbon in 1 liter bottles ---2,300
6 52 liter barrels 80 proof bourbon ---6,360
50 cases of 120 proof vodka in 1 liter bottles ---5,000
15,960 credits.

Excellent, your order has been confirmed.

OOC: Forgot all about this till I stumbled on your old website.

Retired Gen. Thomas Franks: I'll have 10 bottles of the hardest stuff you got. Just ran out of Everclear, and I need just a little something to take the edge off my hangover.

::wires money::

Mike pays with cash and loads the little puffer up with the booty. Soon thereafter they head out of the harbor. They set course towards the entrance to the Welland Canal.

Manarth, your order is confirmed, shipping it out.