NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings from the Dominion of Battlecrabs [DOB]. We are a nation of 1.2 Billion, devoted to nothing but economic strength and military security. We do not fight wars, indeed we do not have to, however we do need friends. Friends who are big. We have thus created a region dedicated to First Ones; nations who have risen to a great size, envied by smaller nations and feared by their enemies.

I invite all nations to our new region, "The First Ones". All are welcome, as long as you break 500 million people. If you don't, then you will be expelled.

A UN delegate is needed, as the DOB is not a UN member, nor will it ever be.

Know this: The First Ones have united. Our friends will be protected, our enemies will know only pain. Currently we have no enemies; everyone, regardless of their policies, has the chance to become a friend of the First Ones. You would be wise to choose this olive branch as opposed to the alternative: obliteration and chaos.

Just to let the world know...Battlecrabs is a warmonger...he was banished from SGN for once taking over the region and then for supporting the Puddists when they took over...

What you see here is mearly a prelude to an invasion of SGN, Battlecrabs is too weak to do it along so he wants, and he apparently figures having big boys to help him gives him more leverage...

As if it serves as any idea of what DOB is like, I don't think you'll find him much more mature then the bisions.


Anyway I forgot DOB was still around, perhaps it's time to finish him off once and for all...

The Imperium remembers the days when Jace could once say this and get away with it. Now, in the era of DARCSID, 9th largest mining sector in the world, and 4th largest arms manufacturing, you have become my vassal to do with as I please.

OOC: "Heheheh, sounds phallic."

IC:

We do not and will not fear you, our citizens are free, equal and proud of their nation.

Ministry for Foreign Affairs